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Homer's Dream

61.244.1.93 at 17:22, July 20, 2014

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 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} It doesn't matter how you feel inside, you know. It's what shows up on the surface that counts. Take all your bad feelings and push them down, all the way down, past your knees, until you're almost walking on them. And then you'll fit in, and you'll be invited to parties, and boys will like you... and happiness will follow.
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-{{qf|Marge}} Lisa, I apologize to you, I was wrong, I take it all back.  Always be yourself.  If you want to be sad, honey, be sad. We'll ride it out with you.  And when you get finished feeling sad, we'll still be there.  From now on, let me do the smiling for both of us.
+{{qf|Marge}} Lisa, I apologize to you, I was wrong, I take it all back. Always be yourself. If you want to be sad, honey, be sad. We'll ride it out with you. And when you get finished feeling sad, we'll still be there. From now on, let me do the smiling for both of us.
 :''[The two smile and embrace.]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} Okay, mom.
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 {{qf|Bart}} Homer "The Human Punching Bag" Simpson.
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-{{qf|Homer}} ''[in a dream]'' What the?!?!  ''[Homer is a video boxing character]''
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[in a dream]'' What the?!?! ''[Homer is a video boxing character]''
 {{qf|Bart}} ''[his opponent]'' Put up your dukes, Homer.
-{{qf|Homer}} Agggh!  Bart!  Go easy on me!  I'm your Dad!
+{{qf|Homer}} Agggh! Bart! Go easy on me! I'm your Dad!
-{{qf|Bart}} I am going easy on ya.  ''[pow]'' You're so old, ''[pow]'' and slow, ''[pow]'' and weak, ''[pow]'' and pathetic.  ''[winds up for the kill]''
+{{qf|Bart}} I am going easy on ya. ''[pow]'' You're so old, ''[pow]'' and slow, ''[pow]'' and weak, ''[pow]'' and pathetic. ''[winds up for the kill]''
-{{qf|Homer}}  No!  Son!  No!  ''[the fist impacts, [wakes up screaming]'' Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh!
+{{qf|Homer}} No! Son! No! ''[the fist impacts, [wakes up screaming]'' Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh!
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 {{qf|Bart}} Is Jock there?

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 {{qf|Marge}} Lisa, I apologize to you, I was wrong, I take it all back.  Always be yourself.  If you want to be sad, honey, be sad. We'll ride it out with you.  And when you get finished feeling sad, we'll still be there.  From now on, let me do the smiling for both of us.
 :''[The two smile and embrace.]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} Okay, mom.
 {{qf|Marge}} I said you could stop smiling, Lisa.
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 {{qf|Bart}} ''[his opponent]'' Put up your dukes, Homer.
 {{qf|Homer}} Agggh!  Bart!  Go easy on me!  I'm your Dad!
-{{qf|Bart}} I "[am]" going easy on ya.  ''[pow]'' You're so old, ''[pow]'' and slow, ''[pow]'' and weak, ''[pow]'' and pathetic.  ''[Bart winds up for the kill]''
+{{qf|Bart}} I am going easy on ya.  ''[pow]'' You're so old, ''[pow]'' and slow, ''[pow]'' and weak, ''[pow]'' and pathetic.  ''[winds up for the kill]''
 {{qf|Homer}}  No!  Son!  No!  ''[the fist impacts, [wakes up screaming]'' Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh!
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 :I'm the saddest kid in grade number two
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-{{qf|Bart}} Sorry Dad, women and children first ''[slams door.]''
+{{qf|Bart}} Sorry Dad, women and children first ''[slams door]''
-{{qf|Homer}} What?! ''[keeps pounding door as Bart laughs.]''
+{{qf|Homer}} What?! ''[keeps pounding door as Bart laughs]''
 {{Season 1|Q}}

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 {{qf|Bart}} ''[his opponent]'' Put up your dukes, Homer.
 {{qf|Homer}} Agggh!  Bart!  Go easy on me!  I'm your Dad!
-{{qf|Bart}} I "am" going easy on ya.  ''[pow]'' You're so old, ''[pow]'' and slow, ''[pow]'' and weak, ''[pow]'' and pathetic.  ''[Bart winds up for the kill]''
+{{qf|Bart}} I "[am]" going easy on ya.  ''[pow]'' You're so old, ''[pow]'' and slow, ''[pow]'' and weak, ''[pow]'' and pathetic.  ''[Bart winds up for the kill]''
 {{qf|Homer}}  No!  Son!  No!  ''[the fist impacts, [wakes up screaming]'' Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh!
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 {{qf|Bart}} ''[his opponent]'' Put up your dukes, Homer.
 {{qf|Homer}} Agggh!  Bart!  Go easy on me!  I'm your Dad!
-{{qf|Bart}} I <am> going easy on ya.  ''[pow]'' You're so old, ''[pow]'' and slow, ''[pow]'' and weak, ''[pow]'' and pathetic.  ''[Bart winds up for the kill]''
+{{qf|Bart}} I "am" going easy on ya.  ''[pow]'' You're so old, ''[pow]'' and slow, ''[pow]'' and weak, ''[pow]'' and pathetic.  ''[Bart winds up for the kill]''
 {{qf|Homer}}  No!  Son!  No!  ''[the fist impacts, [wakes up screaming]'' Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh!
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 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} It doesn't matter how you feel inside, you know. It's what shows up on the surface that counts. Take all your bad feelings and push them down, all the way down, past your knees, until you're almost walking on them. And then you'll fit in, and you'll be invited to parties, and boys will like you... and happiness will follow.
 ----
 {{qf|Marge}} Lisa, I apologize to you, I was wrong, I take it all back.  Always be yourself.  If you want to be sad, honey, be sad. We'll ride it out with you.  And when you get finished feeling sad, we'll still be there.  From now on, let me do the smiling for both of us.
 :''[The two smile and embrace.]''
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 {{qf|Lisa}} I feel like smiling!
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-{{qf|[[Bart]]}} In the red trunks, with the record of 48 wins and no losses, the undisputed champ of this house, battling Bart Simpson! Whoopee! Woo-woo-woo! And, in the lavender trunks, with a record of zero wins and 48 defeats, oh, correction: ''humiliating'' defeats - all of them by knockout...
+{{qf|Bart}} In the red trunks, with the record of 48 wins and no losses, the undisputed champ of this house, battling Bart Simpson! Whoopee! Woo-woo-woo! And, in the lavender trunks, with a record of zero wins and 48 defeats, oh, correction: ''humiliating'' defeats - all of them by knockout...
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Must you do this every time?
 {{qf|Bart}} Homer "The Human Punching Bag" Simpson.
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 {{qf|Homer}} ''[in a dream]'' What the?!?!  ''[Homer is a video boxing character]''

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Bart the General|The Call of the Simpsons}}
-{{qf|[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]}} I didn't do it. No one saw me do it. No one can prove anything.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} I didn't do it. No one saw me do it. No one can prove anything.
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-{{qf|Mr. Largo}} Lisa, there's no room for crazy bebop in "My Country 'tis Of Thee!"
+{{qf|[[Mr. Largo]]}} Lisa, there's no room for crazy bebop in "My Country 'tis Of Thee!"
-{{qf|[[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]]}} But, Mr. Largo, that's what "My Country" is all about.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} But, Mr. Largo, that's what "My Country" is all about.
 {{qf|Mr. Largo}} What?
 {{qf|Lisa}} I'm wailing out for the homeless family living out of its car. The Iowa farmer, whose land has been taken away by unfeeling bureaucrats. The West Virginia coal miner, coughing up his...
 {{qf|Mr. Largo}} Well, that's all fine and good, but Lisa, none of these unpleasant people are going to be at the recital next week.
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-{{qf|[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]}} It doesn't matter how you feel inside, you know. It's what shows up on the surface that counts. Take all your bad feelings and push them down, all the way down, past your knees, until you're almost walking on them. And then you'll fit in, and you'll be invited to parties, and boys will like you... and happiness will follow.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} It doesn't matter how you feel inside, you know. It's what shows up on the surface that counts. Take all your bad feelings and push them down, all the way down, past your knees, until you're almost walking on them. And then you'll fit in, and you'll be invited to parties, and boys will like you... and happiness will follow.
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-{{qf|[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]}} Lisa, I apologize to you, I was wrong, I take it all back.  Always be yourself.  If you want to be sad, honey, be sad. We'll ride it out with you.  And when you get finished feeling sad, we'll still be there.  From now on, let me do the smiling for both of us.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Lisa, I apologize to you, I was wrong, I take it all back.  Always be yourself.  If you want to be sad, honey, be sad. We'll ride it out with you.  And when you get finished feeling sad, we'll still be there.  From now on, let me do the smiling for both of us.
 :''[The two smile and embrace.]''
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 {{qf|Lisa}} I feel like smiling!
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-{{qf|Bart}} In the red trunks, with the record of 48 wins and no losses, the undisputed champ of this house, battling Bart Simpson! Whoopee! Woo-woo-woo! And, in the lavender trunks, with a record of zero wins and 48 defeats, oh, correction: ''humiliating'' defeats - all of them by knockout...
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} In the red trunks, with the record of 48 wins and no losses, the undisputed champ of this house, battling Bart Simpson! Whoopee! Woo-woo-woo! And, in the lavender trunks, with a record of zero wins and 48 defeats, oh, correction: ''humiliating'' defeats - all of them by knockout...
-{{qf|[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]}} Must you do this every time?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Must you do this every time?
 {{qf|Bart}} Homer "The Human Punching Bag" Simpson.
-<hr width="50%"/ >
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 {{qf|Homer}} ''[in a dream]'' What the?!?!  ''[Homer is a video boxing character]''
 {{qf|Bart}} ''[his opponent]'' Put up your dukes, Homer.
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 {{qf|Bart}} Is Jock there?
-{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak|Moe]]}} Who?
+{{qf|[[Moe]]}} Who?
 {{qf|Bart}} Jock, last name Strap.
 {{qf|Moe}} Hold on. ''[calling out]'' Jock Strap! Hey, guys, I'm looking for a Jock Strap!

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+{{TabQ}}
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Bart the General|The Call of the Simpsons}}
 :'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]''': I didn't do it. No one saw me do it. No one can prove anything.
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-:'''[[Bleeding Gums Murphy|Bleeding Gums Murphy]]''': My friends call me "Bleeding Gums."
+:'''[[Bleeding Gums Murphy]]''': My friends call me "Bleeding Gums."
 :'''Lisa''': Eugh! How'd you get a name like that?
 :'''Bleeding Gums Murphy''': Well, let me put it this way. You ever been to the dentist?

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 :'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]''': Must you do this every time?
 :'''Bart''': Homer "The Human Punching Bag" Simpson.
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