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Solar Dragon at 15:20, June 25, 2024

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Million Donut Baby
|image =
|level = 10
|update = {{TOCU|Tap Ball}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Boxing Drederick Tatum]], [[Homer]], [[Moe]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Million Donut Baby''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Tap Ball}} content update. It requires [[Boxing Drederick Tatum]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Boxing Drederick Tatum Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}sniff, sniff*}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Former heavyweight boxing champ Drederick Tatum, are you crying?}}
{{Tapped Out Boxing Drederick Tatum Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Please excuse my tears, fat person. I find myself consumed by melancholia.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|You've permanently disfigured countless young men! What do you have to be sad about?}}
{{Tapped Out Boxing Drederick Tatum Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|The life of a pugilist was so simple. They would put a brain in front of me, and I would concuss it posthaste. It was quite enjoyable.}}
{{Tapped Out Boxing Drederick Tatum Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|God gave me fists that can pound living tissue to a bloody pulp, and I have spurned that holy gift.}}
{{Tapped Out Boxing Drederick Tatum Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Even my menagerie of rare birds and high-end giraffes can no longer fill the hole in my brain.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|You mean the hole in your heart…}}
{{Tapped Out Boxing Drederick Tatum Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|That too.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Well, there's only one thing to do! We've got to get you back in the ring!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Boxer Tatum Get Back Into Shape|24 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Boxing Drederick Tatum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Boxing Drederick Tatum Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|It's not working, Coach Homer. I've lost the drive that made me a peerless psychopath. I've barely killed any sparring partners.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|We'll figure something out. Here, drink this glass full of raw eggs.}}
{{Tapped Out Boxing Drederick Tatum Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Can we cook the eggs first? I so enjoy a perfectly shirred egg. Don't you concur?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Furious}}
{{TB|SHIRRED EGGS? A killing machine doesn't eat shirred eggs!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|That does it! From now on, we're doing this right! Raw eggs at every meal!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|You'll wear those boxing gloves day and night, until you remember how to use them!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|And you'll spend every night sleeping next to your pet tiger, relearning what it means to be a killer!}}
{{Tapped Out Boxing Drederick Tatum Icon}}
{{TB|Cohabitating with a tiger would seem to be a dangerous notion.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, well a boxer is nothing without “the eye of the tiger.” Or would you question the wisdom of Frank Stallone?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Boxer Tatum Fumble Around with his Gloves On|8 hours}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Boxer Tatum Bond with his Pet Tiger|24 hours|[[Springfield Coliseum]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Perfect his Raw Egg Recipe|1 day 12 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Drederick, I've been a fool. Obviously, I'm a world-class boxing trainer. No one doubts that.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|But if the “Rocky” movies taught us anything, it's that no boxer can win without a Burgess Meredith-type in his corner.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|We've got to find a cantankerous, gravel-voiced, wrinkly weirdo to complete your entourage.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|HELLO!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Moe! You're perfect!}}
{{Tapped Out Boxing Drederick Tatum Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I remain sceptical of this gentleman's credentials.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Listen here, you lily-livered, sorry excuse for a boxer. I've been in the fight game since your Daddy was gettin' beat up by the milkmaid!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Whoa. Moe, is that true?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Nah, not really. Just caught up in the--}}
{{Tapped Out Boxing Drederick Tatum Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Coach Homer, the words of this man are making me quite upset. May I hit him, please?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Now wait a second--}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|That's the Drederick Tatum I've been waiting to see! Finally, SOMETHING that makes you angry.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Let's get you and Moe in the ring right away!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Hold on, hold on. Moe's not fightin' nobody…}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Moe and Boxer Tatum Have a Boxing Match|4 hours|[[Springfield Coliseum]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|You're back on top again Drederick!}}
{{THT|The following dialogue was only available during the Tap Ball content update|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I hope to see you playing Tap Ball, we could use your skills on the court-field-greens-pitch.}}
{{Tapped Out Boxing Drederick Tatum Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Do the rules of Tap Ball allow for the pummelling of your fellow man's stupid face?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|I'm sorry, but the rules are very clear: you can only punch people who aren't me.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, and Lisa. No hitting my daughter.}}
{{Tapped Out Boxing Drederick Tatum Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Not to worry. I am the one and only boxer on the face of the earth who restricts his violence to men.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Boxer Tatum Shadowbox|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

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 {{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Boxing Drederick Tatum Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|{{*}}sniff, sniff*}}
+{{TB|{{*}}sniff, sniff{{*}}}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 {{TB|Former heavyweight boxing champ Drederick Tatum, are you crying?}}
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 {{TB|Even my menagerie of rare birds and high-end giraffes can no longer fill the hole in my brain.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
-{{TB|You mean the hole in your heart…}}
+{{TB|You mean the hole in your heart...}}
 {{Tapped Out Boxing Drederick Tatum Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|That too.}}
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 {{TB|Cohabitating with a tiger would seem to be a dangerous notion.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
-{{TB|Yeah, well a boxer is nothing without “the eye of the tiger.” Or would you question the wisdom of Frank Stallone?}}
+{{TB|Yeah, well a boxer is nothing without "the eye of the tiger." Or would you question the wisdom of Frank Stallone?}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Boxer Tatum Fumble Around with his Gloves On|8 hours}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Boxer Tatum Bond with his Pet Tiger|24 hours|[[Springfield Coliseum]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Perfect his Raw Egg Recipe|1 day 12 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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 {{TB|Drederick, I've been a fool. Obviously, I'm a world-class boxing trainer. No one doubts that.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
-{{TB|But if the “Rocky” movies taught us anything, it's that no boxer can win without a Burgess Meredith-type in his corner.}}
+{{TB|But if the "Rocky" movies taught us anything, it's that no boxer can win without a Burgess Meredith-type in his corner.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 {{TB|We've got to find a cantankerous, gravel-voiced, wrinkly weirdo to complete your entourage.}}
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 {{TB|Let's get you and Moe in the ring right away!}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Worried}}
-{{TB|Hold on, hold on. Moe's not fightin' nobody…}}
+{{TB|Hold on, hold on. Moe's not fightin' nobody...}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Moe and Boxer Tatum Have a Boxing Match|4 hours|[[Springfield Coliseum]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}

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 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
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Million Donut Baby - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 21:27, April 29, 2025

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Solar Dragon at 15:20, June 25, 2024

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Million Donut Baby |image = |level = 10 |update = {{TOCU|Tap Ball}} |requirements = |characters = Boxing Drederick Tatum, Homer, Moe |..."

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