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 {{qf|Grampa}} Okay... if I get a single phone call in the next twenty-four hours, I'll keep on livin'.
-{{qf|[[Jasper Beardsley]]}} If you go, can I have your blanket and your liver?
+{{qf|[[Jasper Beardley]]}} If you go, can I have your blanket and your liver?
 {{qf|Grampa}} Blanket? Sure. Liver? Never!
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-:'''[[Jock Center anchor]]:''' But first, the commissioner of pro football has announced plans to expand the league! Owners will meet soon to award a new team to one lucky city.
+{{qf|[[Jock Center anchor]]}} But first, the commissioner of pro football has announced plans to expand the league! Owners will meet soon to award a new team to one lucky city.
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Well, it's a cinch Springfield won't be that lucky city.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Well, it's a cinch Springfield won't be that lucky city.
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Yeah, the only thing we're known for is leading the country in heart attacks.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Yeah, the only thing we're known for is leading the country in heart attacks.
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-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Marge, meet pro football's newest team: the Springfield Meltdowns! Plus I designed a state-of-the-art stadium. We'll fund it with corporate naming rights. It's the [[Duff Beer Krusty Burger Buzz Cola Costington's Department Store Kwik-E-Mart Stupid Flanders Park]]!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Marge, meet pro football's newest team: the Springfield Meltdowns! Plus I designed a state-of-the-art stadium. We'll fund it with corporate naming rights. It's the [[Duff Beer Krusty Burger Buzz Cola Costington's Department Store Kwik-E-Mart Stupid Flanders Park]]!
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-:'''[[The Rich Texan]]:''' I'm sick of L.A.! They got earthquakes, wildfires, Bennifers, Brangelinas, and that potty mouth {{Ch|Sarah Silverman}}! To hell with all of 'em!
+{{qf|[[The Rich Texan]]}} I'm sick of L.A.! They got earthquakes, wildfires, Bennifers, Brangelinas, and that potty mouth {{Ch|Sarah Silverman}}! To hell with all of 'em!
-:'''Female owner:''' I didn't kill my husband to get control of his franchise to give a team to Los Angeles!
+{{qf|Female owner}} I didn't kill my husband to get control of his franchise to give a team to Los Angeles!
-:'''Rich Texan:''' Then Springfield it is! Yee ha! Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta go tell my gay grandson I still love him.
+{{qf|Rich Texan}} Then Springfield it is! Yee ha! Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta go tell my gay grandson I still love him.
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-:'''[[Sideshow Mel]]:''' "Touchdown Avenue"? Delightful!
+{{qf|[[Sideshow Mel]]}} "Touchdown Avenue"? Delightful!
-:'''[[Jimbo Jones]]:''' Who ya talkin' to? Your imaginary girlfriend?
+{{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} Who ya talkin' to? Your imaginary girlfriend?
-:'''Sideshow Mel:''' Isn't your mother a well-known whore?
+{{qf|Sideshow Mel}} Isn't your mother a well-known whore?
-:'''Jimbo:''' You win this round, Mel.
+{{qf|Jimbo}} You win this round, Mel.
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-:'''[[Grampa]]:''' If I knock him out, I'll be a hero. And people will listen to my loose-brained nonsense.
+{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} If I knock him out, I'll be a hero. And people will listen to my loose-brained nonsense.
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-:'''Lisa:''' It's so strange that the commissioner didn't show up.
+{{qf|Lisa}} It's so strange that the commissioner didn't show up.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Maybe he's thinking of a new shape for the football.
+{{qf|Homer}} Maybe he's thinking of a new shape for the football.
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-:'''Homer:''' You're a useless old man! Name one thing you do for this family.
+{{qf|Homer}} You're a useless old man! Name one thing you do for this family.
-:'''Grampa:''' I watch the baby.
+{{qf|Grampa}} I watch the baby.
-:'''Marge:''' Where is the baby?
+{{qf|Marge}} Where is the baby?
-:'''Grampa:''' You left me with a baby?
+{{qf|Grampa}} You left me with a baby?
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-:'''[[Dr. Egoyan]]:''' Mr. Simpson, you are a good candidate for assisted suicide.
+{{qf|[[Dr. Egoyan]]}} Mr. Simpson, you are a good candidate for assisted suicide.
-:'''Grampa:''' Aw, I think you're cute, too.
+{{qf|Grampa}} Aw, I think you're cute, too.
-:'''Dr. Egoyan:''' But killing yourself isn't as easy as putting on an ugly sweater like you did today. I want you to carefully think about this for twenty-four hours.
+{{qf|Dr. Egoyan}} But killing yourself isn't as easy as putting on an ugly sweater like you did today. I want you to carefully think about this for twenty-four hours.
-:'''Grampa:''' Oh, I see. You want me to reconsider whether or not I really should give up my life.
+{{qf|Grampa}} Oh, I see. You want me to reconsider whether or not I really should give up my life.
-:'''Dr. Egoyan:''' Yeah. And we're cleaning the death machine today. A lot of gunk gets stuck in it.
+{{qf|Dr. Egoyan}} Yeah. And we're cleaning the death machine today. A lot of gunk gets stuck in it.
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-:'''Grampa:''' Okay... if I get a single phone call in the next twenty-four hours, I'll keep on livin'.
+{{qf|Grampa}} Okay... if I get a single phone call in the next twenty-four hours, I'll keep on livin'.
-:'''[[Jasper Beardsley]]:''' If you go, can I have your blanket and your liver?
+{{qf|[[Jasper Beardsley]]}} If you go, can I have your blanket and your liver?
-:'''Grampa:''' Blanket? Sure. Liver? Never!
+{{qf|Grampa}} Blanket? Sure. Liver? Never!
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-:'''Grampa:''' You're all dead too? So, who went berserk? Fatso or the little guy?
+{{qf|Grampa}} You're all dead too? So, who went berserk? Fatso or the little guy?
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-:'''[[Los Souvenir Jacquitos leader]]:''' I suggest we use the stadium for the ancient art of the toreador... bullfighting!
+{{qf|[[Los Souvenir Jacquitos leader]]}} I suggest we use the stadium for the ancient art of the toreador... bullfighting!
-:'''Lisa:''' No! Wait! Wait! Bullfighting is a cruel, pseudo-sport!
+{{qf|Lisa}} No! Wait! Wait! Bullfighting is a cruel, pseudo-sport!
-:'''Homer:''' Lisa's right! It is a cool, super sport!
+{{qf|Homer}} Lisa's right! It is a cool, super sport!
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-:'''Lisa:''' Grampa, I think you should give up the bullfighting.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Grampa, I think you should give up the bullfighting.
-:'''Grampa:''' Forget it! I'd look pretty stupid in this outfit walkin' around fightin' oysters!
+{{qf|Grampa}} Forget it! I'd look pretty stupid in this outfit walkin' around fightin' oysters!
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-:'''Spanish announcer:''' Grampa Simpson's movements are tentative. As if he is distracted. Distracted as if by a moral dilemma. A moral dilemma posed by a young boy... no, a girl! A girl named Linda... no, Lisa! The flutter of the cape tells all.
+{{qf|Spanish announcer}} Grampa Simpson's movements are tentative. As if he is distracted. Distracted as if by a moral dilemma. A moral dilemma posed by a young boy... no, a girl! A girl named Linda... no, Lisa! The flutter of the cape tells all.
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 :'''Grampa:''' Okay... if I get a single phone call in the next twenty-four hours, I'll keep on livin'.
-:'''[[Jasper Beardly]]:''' If you go, can I have your blanket and your liver?
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 *'''Grandpa:''' I thought he was trying to steal my jewels and all them pictures of Bert and Lucy!
-*'''Dr. Egoyan:''' As you surrender your body, what musical and visual orientations would you like to experience?<br />'''Abe:''' I want to hear the [[Glenn Miller Orchestra]] and see cops beating up [[hippie]]s!
+*'''Dr. Egoyan:''' As you surrender your body, what musical and visual orientations would you like to experience?<br />'''Abe:''' I want to hear the {{W|Glenn Miller Orchestra}} and see cops beating up {{W|hippie}}s!
 *'''NFL Commissioner:''' ''(looking at street signs)'' The names on this map say Main Street and Evergreen Terrace, but all I can see are Two Point Conversion Avenue and Off-Season Knee Surgery Boulevard.
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 *'''Homer:''' I've come up with our team — the Springfield Meltdowns! And here is our stadium, sponsored by corporate naming. It's the ''[[Duff Beer]] [[Krusty Burger|Krustyburger]] [[Buzz Cola]] Costington's Department Store [[Kwik-E-Mart]] Stupid [[Ned Flanders|Flanders]] Park''! So, Homer do good?<br />'''Marge:''' Homer do great! ''(they kiss)'' Uh, maybe Homer brush teeth first.
-*'''Young Abe:''' ''(at an [[House Un-American Activities Committee|HUAC]] meeting)'' I would like to name the following friends of mine as members of the [[Communist Party USA|Communist party]].<br />'''Speaker:''' You're just here to test the microphone.<br />'''Young Abe:''' Fred Wilson, my brother Bill, [[Dom DiMaggio]], the [[Paperboy|paper boy]], [[Howdy Doody]], [[Joseph Stalin|Josef Stalin]]... ''(gets removed by security guards)''
+*'''Young Abe:''' ''(at an {{W|House Un-American Activities Committee|HUAC}} meeting)'' I would like to name the following friends of mine as members of the {{W|Communist Party USA|Communist party}}.<br />'''Speaker:''' You're just here to test the microphone.<br />'''Young Abe:''' Fred Wilson, my brother Bill, {{W|Dom DiMaggio}}, the {{W|Paperboy|paper boy}}, {{W|Howdy Doody}}, {{W|Joseph Stalin|Josef Stalin}}... ''(gets removed by security guards)''
-*'''Sideshow Mel:''' "Touchdown Avenue"? Delightful!<br />'''Jimbo:''' Who ya talkin' to? Your imaginary girlfriend?<br />'''Sideshow Mel:''' Oh! Isn't your mother a well-known [[Prostitution|whore]]?<br />'''Jimbo:''' ''(gasp)'' You win this round, Mel.
+*'''Sideshow Mel:''' "Touchdown Avenue"? Delightful!<br />'''Jimbo:''' Who ya talkin' to? Your imaginary girlfriend?<br />'''Sideshow Mel:''' Oh! Isn't your mother a well-known {{W|Prostitution|whore}}?<br />'''Jimbo:''' ''(gasp)'' You win this round, Mel.
 *'''Dr. Egoyan (waiting for Grandpa to die):''' One more minute.<br />''([[Chief Wiggum]], Eddie, and Lou burst in)''<br />'''Wiggum:''' Freeze! The voters just overturned the assisted suicide law!<br />'''Dr. Egoyan (getting handcuffed):''' I'll kill you all!...when the law is reversed.<br />'''Wiggum:''' I'd like to see you try!...when the law is reversed.
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 *'''Souvenir Jacket Guy:''' We should make the stadium a bull fighting ring. If the bull dies, the crowd goes wild. If Grandpa dies, the crowd goes wild. Either way, we make a fortune.
-*'''Lenny (after Grandpa opens the outer gate):''' I don't know what he's doing and I'm smart. Not [[book smart]] or [[street smart]] or brain smart, but something.
+*'''Lenny (after Grandpa opens the outer gate):''' I don't know what he's doing and I'm smart. Not {{W|book smart}} or {{W|street smart}} or brain smart, but something.

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