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{{Title|Military Antiques}}
{{for2|the store|Herman's Military Antiques}}
{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Military Antiques
|image =
|level = 30
|update = {{TOCU|Level 30}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Marge]]
|optional =
|previous = [[Hey Milhouse -- Eureka!]]<br>{{TOQP|The Prodigal Skinner|2}}
|next =
}}

'''Military Antiques''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was released in the {{TOCU|Level 30}} content update. It unlocks [[Herman]] and [[Herman's Military Antiques]].

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon‎}}
{{TB|Lisa, I would never criticize your town-building skills, but I’ve been to all these stores a zillion times. A shopper needs variety!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon‎}}
{{TB|Well, I was thinking we could rebuild Herman’s shop. But I don’t think you’d shop there. It sells military antiques.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon‎}}
{{TB|A store’s a store. Build it! Build it now!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Build the Herman's Military Antiques".|colspan=2}}
{{THT|'''Build:''' [[Herman's Military Antiques]]|colspan=2}}
{{THT|'''New Character:''' [[Herman]]|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Herman's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon‎}}
{{TB|They say when you go over to the other side, you come back changed.}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon‎}}
{{TB|Unfortunately, I remain exactly the same.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Herman Run the Antique Shop". The task takes place at [[Herman's Military Antiques]] and takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}
{{TOQNext|Customers|1}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{TOQPrev|Customers|4}}
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|I’d like to purchase this AK-47, please. Will you need to run a background check on me?}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon‎}}
{{TB|Of course not. That would infringe on your Constitutional right to never be inconvenienced -- even in the tiniest, most reasonable way -- when guns are involved.}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon‎}}
{{TB|It's all part of “Gun Buyers Are To Be Hailed As Our Worthiest Heroes” Act of 2013... sponsored by the NRA.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Great! The ready availability of guns to the public makes my job as a cop safer AND easier.}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Wiggum Read NRA Pamphlets". The task takes place at [[Herman's Military Antiques]] and takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Apu, give me a Squishee, beef jerky, and an advanced assault rifle-type weapons platform with integrated laser range finder and grenade launcher.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Something experimental like Tony Stark wishes he had.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon‎}}
{{TB|We don't stock guns, you overweight imbecile.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|You do realize it’s now illegal to operate a store that doesn’t sell firearms?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|It’s all part of the “How Else May We Serve, Oh Wise and Powerful NRA?” Act. You’re going to jail!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Apu Serve Time". The task takes place at [[Springfield Penitentiary]] and takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon‎}}
{{TB|Why are all of Springfield’s stores shutting down! There’s nowhere to shop!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Sorry Marge, that’s the law. I have to defend the people’s right to buy guns whenever the whim strikes them.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon‎}}
{{TB|What about MY Constitutional rights to a decent downtown, fun window shopping, and jeans at a variety of price points?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Those aren’t rights! Or are they? Who can say! That’s the funny thing about the law -- you never have the slightest clue what it is.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon‎}}
{{TB|Well, I’m taking my message to the people!}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Marge Protest... Something". The task takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 6 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon‎}}
{{TB|We need to organize to protest these terrible laws that are shutting down our God-given stores. Herman, are you in?}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon‎}}
{{TB|That’s affirmative. It’s time we took our government back.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon‎}}
{{TB|That’s what democracy is all about, right?}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon‎}}
{{TB|Right. Now let’s mount an armed frontal assault on City Hall. Democracy-style.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon‎}}
{{TB|Uh... come again?}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Herman Draft Battle Plans". The task takes place at [[Bart's Treehouse]] and takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 7 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Herman's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon‎}}
{{TB|The battle plans are ready, Marge. You say the word, and we take back City Hall!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon‎}}
{{TB|Geez, I’m reading over these plans, and there’s an awful lot of shooting and yelling and reconnoitering. It all sounds very violent.}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon‎}}
{{TB|To the lay person, it probably does. But when you’re staging a blood-drenched coup, violence really helps keep up morale.}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon‎}}
{{TB|It’s something the whole battalion can have fun doing together.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon‎}}
{{TB|Why not lose a pincer movement or two, and let’s see if we can overthrow the state without all the fisticuffs?}}
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Herman Draft Battle Plans". The task takes place at [[Bart's Treehouse]] and takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 8 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Herman's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon‎}}
{{TB|The new battle plans are drawn. If all goes according to plan, not a single shot will be fired.}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon‎}}
{{TB|But be warned: there WILL be mild swearing, intermittent sneaking around, and a post-operation cleanup where everybody --}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon‎}}
{{TB|and I mean EVERYBODY -- pitches in, leaving City Hall just as tidy as they found it.}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon|Angry‎}}
{{TB|If that sounds like more than you can stomach, best stay home, soldier!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon‎}}
{{TB|Much better. Let’s prepare for “battle!”}}
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Place a Training Dummy" and "Make Herman Train for Battle". The task takes place at a [[Training Dummy]] and takes 60 minutes.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 9 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Herman's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon‎|Angry}}
{{TB|Attack City Hall! Storm the gates!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon‎}}
{{TB|Wipe your feet on the mat before entering! Pause to admire the mural in the lobby -- it’s from the 1920’s!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon‎}}
{{TB|And remember to be nice to the receptionists! They have a hard job!}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon‎}}
{{TB|We’re doing it, Marge! We’re taking back our government.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon‎}}
{{TB|Shhh! No shouting inside City Hall. People are trying to work. Attack quietly or not at all!}}
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Make Herman Stage a Coup" and "Make Marge Stage a Coup". The tasks take place at the [[Town Hall]] and take 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|What is the meaning of this? Who is this rabble sitting patiently in my waiting area?}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon‎|Angry}}
{{TB|It’s a coup. We’re tired of government walking all over the people, so we’re taking back City Hall!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon‎}}
{{TB|We’re not going to put up with limited shopping options, crazy pro-gun laws, a mob armed with blunderbusses, thinly-premised Wolfcastle films, and... and...}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon‎}}
{{TB|What exactly ARE we trying to accomplish?}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon‎}}
{{TB|Honestly, I’ve forgotten.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon‎}}
{{TB|I guess this whole story didn’t make much sense. You know, we never thought anyone would play long enough to get to level 30.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
{{TB|Guys, maybe this is a good thing. A real wake up call for everyone involved with this game.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
{{TB|I mean, come on. Herman? THAT’S the best character we have to add? No offense, Herm.}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon‎}}
{{TB|Even I know it’s true.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon‎}}
{{TB|Let’s get back to the drawing board, and get to work on a level 31 that’ll really knock everyone’s socks off!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Sorry about level 30, guys. If you promise not to gripe to EA too much, everybody can have three donuts.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Donut|3}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Level 26-30}}

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 |image = [[File:Tapped Out Herman Sidebar.png|x75px]][[File:Tapped Out Wiggum Sidebar.png|x90px]]<br>[[File:Tapped Out Apu Sidebar.png|x100px]][[File:Tapped Out Marge Sidebar.png|x90px]]
 |caption = Icons for Pt. 1-2 and 6-9 (Herman), Pt. 3 (Wiggum), Pt. 4 (Apu), and Pt. 5 (Marge)
-|level = 30
+|level = 29
 |update = {{TOCU|Level 30}}
 |requirements =
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 |internal = MilitaryAntiques
 |id = 9000 - 9001, 9006 - 9012
-|previous = [[Hey Milhouse -- Eureka!]]<br>{{TOQP|The Prodigal Skinner|2}}
+|previous = [[Hey Milhouse -- Eureka!]] (if level 29)<br>{{TOQP|The Prodigal Skinner|2}} (if level 30)
 |next = {{TOQP|Celeb-o-mania|1}}
 }}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Military Antiques
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Herman Sidebar.png|x75px]][[File:Tapped Out Wiggum Sidebar.png|x90px]]<br>[[File:Tapped Out Apu Sidebar.png|x100px]][[File:Tapped Out Marge Sidebar.png|x90px]]
 |level = 30
 |update = {{TOCU|Level 30}}
 |requirements =
-|characters = [[Marge]]<br>[[Herman]]<br>[[Wiggum]]<br>[[Apu]]
+|characters = [[Marge]], [[Herman]], [[Wiggum]], [[Apu]]
 |optional =
 |previous = [[Hey Milhouse -- Eureka!]]<br>{{TOQP|The Prodigal Skinner|2}}
 |next = {{TOQP|Celeb-o-mania|1}}
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 == Dialogue ==
 === Pt. 1 ===
-{{Table|
+{{Table|width=80%|
 {{TH|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon‎}}

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 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon‎}}
 {{TB|Uh... come again?}}
-{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Herman Draft Battle Plans". The task takes place at [[Bart's Treehouse]] and takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Herman Draft Battle Plans". The task takes place at [[Bart's Tree House]] and takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
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 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon‎}}
 {{TB|Why not lose a pincer movement or two, and let's see if we can overthrow the state without all the fisticuffs?}}
-{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Herman Draft Battle Plans". The task takes place at [[Bart's Treehouse]] and takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Herman Draft Battle Plans". The task takes place at [[Bart's Tree House]] and takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}

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 }}
-'''Military Antiques''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was released in the {{TOCU|Level 30}} content update. It unlocks [[Herman]] and [[Herman's Military Antiques]].
+'''Military Antiques''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Level 30}} content update. It unlocks [[Herman]] and [[Herman's Military Antiques]].
 == Dialogue ==