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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|ngcr}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Milhouse_Van_Houten" title="Milhouse Van Houten">Milhouse Van Houten</a>}} Oh, no, the day that I&#039;ve always dreaded is here. Today, I turn ten-and-a-half years old. The best years of my life are almost be...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|ngcr}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Oh, no, the day that I've always dreaded is here. Today, I turn ten-and-a-half years old. The best years of my life are almost behind me, and I still haven't had a date with Lisa. Every time I try to talk to her, the words come out all wrong.<br /> {{qf|[[Martin Prince]]}} Fear not, my lovelorn associate. It just so happens I've been studying the classic words of amour. We can stand under Lisa's window and, like Cyrano, I will give you the words to charm her heart.<br /> {{qf|Milhouse}} You know, that just might work. I gotta do something. At this rate I'll look like my dad by the time I'm eleven.<br /> {{qf|Martin}} Tally-ho! We go forth, harbingers of romance!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Martin}} Your eyes are like the jewels of a summer sky, your smile like a gold doubloon!<br /> {{qf|Milhouse}} L-Lisa, your eye is like some guy's jewels, a-and you smile like a gold baboon! That's a really rare kind of monkey. ''[to Martin]'' I think that went pretty good, don't you?<br /> {{qf|Martin}} If it comes from the heart, it is all good. Now ask her if she feels the same way.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Martin}} Oh, for joy!<br /> {{qf|Milhouse}} She kissed me! She kissed me! And what a kiss it was! I finally got to first base!<br /> {{qf|Martin}} Hip hip hoo-rah!<br /> {{qf|Milhouse}}I'm still tingling from the rush!<br /> {{qf|Martin}} Me, too! What a magical feeling! I feel as if I've been touched by the fairy of passion!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Comic strips quotes]]</div>

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