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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Milhouse_Van_Houten" title="Milhouse Van Houten">Milhouse Van Houten</a>}} With the daily assortment of wedgies, swirlies, Mexican twirlies, dodge ball, and fractions, the live of your average elementar...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} With the daily assortment of wedgies, swirlies, Mexican twirlies, dodge ball, and fractions, the live of your average elementary school student can be fraught with peril. Lucky for you, &quot;The House&quot; is here to help! With no further adieu, I present you with... Milhouse's guide to keeping it cool.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Hey, Milhouse.<br /> {{qf|Milhouse}} Psssh. Like I'd be seen talking to you.<br /> {{qf|[[Janey Powell]]}} Can you believe that jerk?!<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} And to think, I was just about to ask him to the Fall dance. Forget it now!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]]</div>

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