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:''[Bart is on Milhouse's bed reading his diary. Milhouse's diary entry reads "Dear Diary, Today is my birthday. Just once I wish I could spend it being cool..." Milhouse is in the bathroom.]''
:'''Milhouse''': Bart, what are YOU doing here?
:'''Bart''': Nothing.
:''[Bart runs out of the room.]''
:'''Bart''': See you at school! Don't be late!
:'''Milhouse''': Aww... Bart didn't wish me a happy birthday.
:''[Outside the Van Houten House, Milhouse is walking down the sidewalk with his backpack on his back while Luann is at the door.]''
:'''Luann''': Happy "Let Your Kid Walk Himself To School Day," honey!
:'''Milhouse''': [sigh]
:''[Outside Springfield Elementary, Dolph and Nelson are clenching their fists. They are both looking at Milhouse.]''
:'''Milhouse''': Here we go again. I'm ready for my lunch money mugging. Just let me take off my glasses.
:''[Milhouse takes his glasses off and puts them in him glasses case.]''
:'''Dolph''': We don't want your crummy money.
:'''Milhouse''': Really?
:'''Nelson''': Yeah. Scram!
:''[Milhouse runs into school.]''
:'''Milhouse''': It's a birthday miracle! I can eat lunch for the first time in years!
:''[Bart holds up dollar bills to Dolph and Milhouse]''
:'''Nelson''': Haw Haw! Bribes!
:''[In the hallway, Milhouse is walking past Lisa.]''
:'''Lisa''': My, you're looking HANDSOME today, Mihouse!
:'''Milhouse''': Wow! Thanks! I think it's because I skipped my daily beating!
:''[Milhouse leaps down the hallway.]''
:'''Milhouse''': Gosh! It's shaping up to be a Milhouse kind of morning.
:''[Bart is giving Lisa a Malibu Stacy doll.]''
:'''Bart''': Here you go, Lis...a limited edition Malibu Stacy World Leader doll.
:'''Lisa''': I shouldn't accept. But she's so beautiful...and POWERFUL.
:''[After school, Milhouse is on the skateboard ramp wearing his helmet and with his skateboard.]''
:'''Milhouse''': Today I can do ANYTHING! Even a 900 tail grab.
:''[Milhouse skates down the ramp put falls off it mid-air.]''
:'''Milhouse''': Aaaaaah!
:''[Milhouse falls to the ground. The students clap]''
:'''Milhouse''': ''[drowsily]'' Ohhhh... Wha...? Did I do it?
:''[Bart is giving money to other kids.]''
:'''Milhouse''': Bart, what are you doing?
:'''Bart''': Nothing.
:'''"Can We Go Now?" kid''': Can we go now?
:'''Bart''': I just wanted you to have your perfect day.
:'''Milhouse''': So you BRIBED everyone?!?
:'''Bart''': I guess.
:'''Milhouse''': [tearing up] That's the NICEST thing anyone's ever done for me!
:'''Bart''': Happy Birthday?
:'''Milhouse''': The best one ever!

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 {{qf|Milhouse}} Here we go again. I'm ready for my lunch money mugging. Just let me take off my glasses.
 :''[Milhouse takes his glasses off and puts them in him glasses case.]''
-{{qf|[[Dolph Starbeam]]}} We don't want your crummy money.
+{{qf|[[Dolph Shapiro]]}} We don't want your crummy money.
 {{qf|Milhouse}} Really?
 {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Yeah. Scram!

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	{{qf\|Milhouse}} The best one ever!		{{qf\|Milhouse}} The best one ever!
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-:''[Bart is on Milhouse's bed reading his diary. Milhouse's diary entry reads "Dear Diary, Today is my birthday. Just once I wish I could spend it being cool..." Milhouse is in the bathroom.]''
+{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Bart, what are YOU doing here?
-:'''Milhouse''': Bart, what are YOU doing here?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Nothing.
 :''[Bart runs out of the room.]''
-:'''Bart''': See you at school! Don't be late!
+{{qf|Bart}} See you at school! Don't be late!
-:'''Milhouse''': Aww... Bart didn't wish me a happy birthday.
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Aww... Bart didn't wish me a happy birthday.
 :''[Outside the Van Houten House, Milhouse is walking down the sidewalk with his backpack on his back while Luann is at the door.]''
-:'''Luann''': Happy "Let Your Kid Walk Himself To School Day," honey!
+{{qf|[[Luann Van Houten]]}} Happy "Let Your Kid Walk Himself To School Day," honey!
-:'''Milhouse''': [sigh]
+{{qf|Milhouse}} [sigh]
 :''[Outside Springfield Elementary, Dolph and Nelson are clenching their fists. They are both looking at Milhouse.]''
-:'''Milhouse''': Here we go again. I'm ready for my lunch money mugging. Just let me take off my glasses.
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Here we go again. I'm ready for my lunch money mugging. Just let me take off my glasses.
 :''[Milhouse takes his glasses off and puts them in him glasses case.]''
-:'''Dolph''': We don't want your crummy money.
+{{qf|[[Dolph Starbeam]]}} We don't want your crummy money.
-:'''Milhouse''': Really?
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Really?
-:'''Nelson''': Yeah. Scram!
+{{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Yeah. Scram!
 :''[Milhouse runs into school.]''
-:'''Milhouse''': It's a birthday miracle! I can eat lunch for the first time in years!
+{{qf|Milhouse}} It's a birthday miracle! I can eat lunch for the first time in years!
 :''[Bart holds up dollar bills to Dolph and Milhouse]''
-:'''Nelson''': Haw Haw! Bribes!
+{{qf|Nelson}} Haw Haw! Bribes!
 :''[In the hallway, Milhouse is walking past Lisa.]''
-:'''Lisa''': My, you're looking HANDSOME today, Mihouse!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} My, you're looking HANDSOME today, Mihouse!
-:'''Milhouse''': Wow! Thanks! I think it's because I skipped my daily beating!
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Wow! Thanks! I think it's because I skipped my daily beating!
 :''[Milhouse leaps down the hallway.]''
-:'''Milhouse''': Gosh! It's shaping up to be a Milhouse kind of morning.
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Gosh! It's shaping up to be a Milhouse kind of morning.
 :''[Bart is giving Lisa a Malibu Stacy doll.]''
-:'''Bart''': Here you go, Lis...a limited edition Malibu Stacy World Leader doll.
+{{qf|Bart}} Here you go, Lis...a limited edition Malibu Stacy World Leader doll.
-:'''Lisa''': I shouldn't accept. But she's so beautiful...and POWERFUL.
+{{qf|Lisa}} I shouldn't accept. But she's so beautiful...and POWERFUL.
 :''[After school, Milhouse is on the skateboard ramp wearing his helmet and with his skateboard.]''
-:'''Milhouse''': Today I can do ANYTHING! Even a 900 tail grab.
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Today I can do ANYTHING! Even a 900 tail grab.
 :''[Milhouse skates down the ramp put falls off it mid-air.]''
-:'''Milhouse''': Aaaaaah!
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Aaaaaah!
 :''[Milhouse falls to the ground. The students clap]''
-:'''Milhouse''': ''[drowsily]'' Ohhhh... Wha...? Did I do it?
+{{qf|Milhouse}} ''[drowsily]'' Ohhhh... Wha...? Did I do it?
 :''[Bart is giving money to other kids.]''
-:'''Milhouse''': Bart, what are you doing?
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Bart, what are you doing?
-:'''Bart''': Nothing.
+{{qf|Bart}} Nothing.
-:'''"Can We Go Now?" kid''': Can we go now?
+{{qf|"Can We Go Now?" kid}} Can we go now?
-:'''Bart''': I just wanted you to have your perfect day.
+{{qf|Bart}} I just wanted you to have your perfect day.
-:'''Milhouse''': So you BRIBED everyone?!?
+{{qf|Milhouse}} So you BRIBED everyone?!?
-:'''Bart''': I guess.
+{{qf|Bart}} I guess.
-:'''Milhouse''': [tearing up] That's the NICEST thing anyone's ever done for me!
+{{qf|Milhouse}} [tearing up] That's the NICEST thing anyone's ever done for me!
-:'''Bart''': Happy Birthday?
+{{qf|Bart}} Happy Birthday?
-:'''Milhouse''': The best one ever!
+{{qf|Milhouse}} The best one ever!