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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Comic_Book_Guy" title="Comic Book Guy">Comic Book Guy</a>}} Welcome to the inaugural meeting of the Springfield Massively-Multiplayer Online Role Playing Gamers Club. I will mark the attendanc...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Welcome to the inaugural meeting of the Springfield Massively-Multiplayer Online Role Playing Gamers Club. I will mark the attendance as 10.<br /> {{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Great flavin's ghost, man, can't you count?<br /> {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Professor, you should appreciate that I was counting in binary.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Sir Bartemus of Feldspring]]}} I will not smite ye too mightily! Have not a cow, good people!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Sir Bartemus}} Hey, man, does that glowing Q mean I can get a quest from you?<br /> {{qf|Quest master}} No, I'm an angel. My halo's in the shop, and that's a loaner.<br /> {{qf|Sir Bartemus}} What?<br /> {{qf|Quest master}} Never mind. They hired out-of-work comedy writers to write my lines. But indeed, I am the quest master.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Rogue Warrior Prince Martin]]}} This is Larph, the Hunter.<br /> {{qf|Sir Bartemus}} Let me guess. It's [[Ralph Wiggum]]. He just typed in the letters of his name wrong.<br /> {{qf|[[Larph]]}} What's typing?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Sir Bartemus}} Smitherina? I know you. You're [[Mr. Smithers]].<br /> {{qf|{{ap|Smitherina|Mighty MMORPG Player Ragers}}}} Uh... This character was assigned to me. They were all out of manly pixies and sprites.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Lisa! help me fix my abattoir!<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} It's an avatar, dad. An abattoir is a slaughterhouse.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Oh. I thought it was a toilet.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Hi-de-ho, virtual neighboreeno!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} How can it be a utopia with Stupid Flanders here? Ooh! Can I smite him with my mace and club?<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} It's not that kind of game, dad.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Dad, I don't think you can get drunk on binary code.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I need some money. Can you hire me at the virtual power plant?<br /> {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Sorry, Homer, they don't need us either.<br /> {{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} Yeah, they got robots running the plant here. Look!<br /> {{qf|[[Bender Rodríguez]]}} This is what I call living.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} Girls?! That's even worse than space creatures!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} ''[text message]'' Bart! Getting pwned by a leet gosu from Eversiege. Do you read me?<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} ''[text message]'' How can I read you? Every word looks like a typo.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Milhouse}} Will you marry me, Lisa?<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Not in this or any life.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Simpsons Comics stories quotes]]</div>

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