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‎Quotes

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 {{TabQ}}
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Homer of Seville|I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings}}
-(Bart uses an exact-o knife to extract the word "whore" from the Bible and he pins it up on his bulletin board along with a few others.)
+:''[Bart uses an exact-o knife to extract the word "whore" from the Bible and he pins it up on his bulletin board along with a few others.]''
-<br>
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} We can say these swears any time we want because they're in the Bible!
-Bart: We can say these swears any time we want because they're in the Bible!
+{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} I don't think "Leviticus" is a swear.
-<br>
+{{qf|Bart}} Shut the hell up, you damn ass whore!
 ----
-Homer: When you married a man who would years later, without warning, become a tow-truck driver, you knew what the deal would eventually be.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} When you married a man who would years later, without warning, become a tow-truck driver, you knew what the deal would eventually be.
 ----
-Carl: It sure is nice not having Homer around to tell us where we can and can't park.
+{{qf|[[Carl]]}} It sure is nice not having Homer around to tell us where we can and can't park.
-<br>
+{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Yeah. Without the crushing rule of law, society will do a better job of regulating itself.
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-Bed Time Krusty Doll: Don't let the bed bugs bite! Krusty's anti-bed bug spray sold separately; may contain poison.
+{{qf|Bed Time Krusty Doll}} Don't let the bed bugs bite! Krusty's anti-bed bug spray sold separately; may contain poison.
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-(Homer celebrates his new job, while at Moe's.)
+:''[Homer celebrates his new job, while at Moe's.]''
-<br>Homer: I've got tow dough I'm lookin' to blow, Moe.
+{{qf|Homer}} I've got tow dough I'm lookin' to blow, Moe.
-<br>
+:''[Homer spreads some money on the bar.]''
-(Homer spreads some money on the bar.)
+{{qf|[[Moe]]}} Huh?
-<br>
+{{qf|Homer}} I'm buying a round of the fanciest drink you got.
-Moe: Huh?
+{{qf|Moe}} Four Lobster-politans comin' up.
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-Ned Flanders: Top of the mornin', Tow-mer.
+{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Top of the mornin', Tow-mer.
-<br>
+{{qf|Homer}} It's Homer, idiot.
-Homer: It's Homer, idiot.
+{{qf|Ned Flanders}} ''[chuckles]'' So it is. I'm just here to pay the fine for the Sunday School bus. You towed it with the kids still in it.
-<br>
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[chuckles]'' I guess I'm more powerful than God now.
-Ned Flanders: (Chuckles) So it is. I'm just here to pay the fine for the Sunday School bus. You towed it with the kids still in it.
+{{qf|Ned Flanders}} You know what they say: "With great power comes great responsibility."
-<br>
+{{qf|Homer}} Who said that?! I'll kill them with my power!
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-Marge: Bart, I'm starting to worry about your father.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Bart, I'm starting to worry about your father.
-<br>
+{{qf|Bart}} Well, I know he seems to get dumber every year, but lately he's plateaued.
 ----
-(Maggie is using scissors to cut a bit of her hair off and put it in a scrapbook)
+:''[Maggie is using scissors to cut a bit of her hair off and put it in a scrapbook.]''
+{{qf|Marge}} Oh, Maggie is getting so independent at least you still need me sack of potatoes. ''[starts to cry.]''
 ----
-(Homer drops a glass bottle of milk)
+:''[Homer drops a glass bottle of milk.]''
+{{qf|Homer}} What the....spilt milk! ''[starts crying.]''
-Homer: What the....spilt milk! (starts crying)
+:''[Marge, Bart and Lisa all look at Homer.]''
-<br>
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[sobbing]'' All over the floor!
 {{Season 19|Q}}

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-(Bart uses an exact-o knife to extract the word “whore” from the Bible and he pins it up on his bulletin board along with a few others.)
+(Bart uses an exact-o knife to extract the word "whore" from the Bible and he pins it up on his bulletin board along with a few others.)
-<br />
+<br>
-Bart: We can say these swears any time we want because they’re in the Bible!
+Bart: We can say these swears any time we want because they're in the Bible!
-<br />
+<br>
-Milhouse: I don’t think “Leviticus” is a swear.
+Milhouse: I don't think "Leviticus" is a swear.
-<br />
+<br>
 Bart: Shut the hell up, you damn ass whore!
-<br />
+<br>
 ----
 Homer: When you married a man who would years later, without warning, become a tow-truck driver, you knew what the deal would eventually be.
-<br />
+<br>
 ----
 Carl: It sure is nice not having Homer around to tell us where we can and can't park.
-<br />
+<br>
 Lenny: Yeah. Without the crushing rule of law, society will do a better job of regulating itself.
-<br />
+<br>
 ----
 Bed Time Krusty Doll: Don't let the bed bugs bite! Krusty's anti-bed bug spray sold separately; may contain poison.
-<br />
+<br>
 ----
-(Homer celebrates his new job, while at Moe’s.)
+(Homer celebrates his new job, while at Moe's.)
-<br />Homer: I’ve got tow dough I’m lookin’ to blow, Moe.
+<br>Homer: I've got tow dough I'm lookin' to blow, Moe.
-<br />
+<br>
 (Homer spreads some money on the bar.)
-<br />
+<br>
 Moe: Huh?
-<br />
+<br>
-Homer: I’m buying a round of the fanciest drink you got.
+Homer: I'm buying a round of the fanciest drink you got.
-<br />
+<br>
-Moe: Four Lobster-politans comin’ up.
+Moe: Four Lobster-politans comin' up.
 ----
 Ned Flanders: Top of the mornin', Tow-mer.
-<br />
+<br>
 Homer: It's Homer, idiot.
-<br />
+<br>
 Ned Flanders: (Chuckles) So it is. I'm just here to pay the fine for the Sunday School bus. You towed it with the kids still in it.
-<br />
+<br>
 Homer: (Chuckles) I guess I'm more powerful than God now.
-<br />
+<br>
 Ned Flanders: You know what they say: "With great power comes great responsibility."
-<br />
+<br>
 Homer: Who said that?! I'll kill them with my power!
-<br />
+<br>
 ----
-Marge: Bart, I’m starting to worry about your father.
+Marge: Bart, I'm starting to worry about your father.
-<br />
+<br>
-Bart: Well, I know he seems to get dumber every year, but lately he’s plateaued.
+Bart: Well, I know he seems to get dumber every year, but lately he's plateaued.
 ----
 (Maggie is using scissors to cut a bit of her hair off and put it in a scrapbook)
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 Homer: What the....spilt milk! (starts crying)
-<br />
+<br>
 (Marge, Bart and Lisa all look at Homer)

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	Marge: Oh, Maggie is getting so independent at least you still need me sack of potatoes. (starts to cry)		Marge: Oh, Maggie is getting so independent at least you still need me sack of potatoes. (starts to cry)
		+	----
		+	(Homer drops a glass bottle of milk)
		+
		+	Homer: What the....spilt milk! (starts crying)
		+	<br />
		+	(Marge, Bart and Lisa all look at Homer)
		+
		+	Homer: (sobbing) All over the floor!



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