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AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Homer''': A bag of pork rinds, Apu, my good man! :'''Apu''': Here you are, Mr. Homer, sir! That will be $400 I take it by the tex avery-style unhinging o..."

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:'''[[Homer]]''': A bag of pork rinds, Apu, my good man!
:'''[[Apu]]''': Here you are, Mr. Homer, sir! That will be $400 I take it by the tex avery-style unhinging of you jaw that you are surprised by our new prices. I am afraid shoplifting has caused me to go from simple gouging to a super ulta-gouge.
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:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': The are now a league of extra-ordinary gentlmen fighting for truth, justice, and the capitalist way! We need a catchy name to convey fear and respect! I propose "The Merchants of Vengeance!"
:'''[[Ned]]''': That's a tad too violent for my tastes. And vengeance is already someone else's department. How about Justice for Jesus?
:'''[[Apu]]''': Um... no! Anti-punk patrol!
:'''[[Ned]]''': The Holy Helpers!
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Captain Comic Book and his all-star shopkeepers!
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:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': I think you find the comics you attempted to seal were pre-treated to deliver then times more papers cuts then the leading brand!
:'''[[Kearney]]''': Aaah!
:'''[[Nelson]]''': Gah!
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Now, are you going to turn yourselves over to the prope authorities, or do I have to bring out... ...the lemon juice!?
:'''[[Kearney]]''': Aaah! No man! Put that thing away!
:'''[[Nelson]]''': Well'll go to the cops right now! See, watch us go!
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Man, the bus sure is empty today.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Everyone's been arrested for shoplifting. It doesn't make sense. Dolph, Nelson, Kearney I can see... but Milhouse? Martin? Sherri and Terri?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Well, Terri I can see. She's the evil twin, right?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Something's going on, Bart.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Aw, you're just being paranoid.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': I hope so.
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Lisa, I don't want to get you in trouble, too. I'm gonna turn myself in.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Okay!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Okay? You'd let me turn myself in? Don't you know a bluff when you hear one? Now help me!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Okay, okay! Let's go back to the scne of the crime and look for clues.

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	{{qf\|Lisa}} Okay, okay! Let's go back to the scne of the crime and look for clues.		{{qf\|Lisa}} Okay, okay! Let's go back to the scne of the crime and look for clues.
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-:'''[[Homer]]''': A bag of pork rinds, Apu, my good man!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} A bag of pork rinds, Apu, my good man!
-:'''[[Apu]]''': Here you are, Mr. Homer, sir! That will be $400 I take it by the tex avery-style unhinging of you jaw that you are surprised by our new prices. I am afraid shoplifting has caused me to go from simple gouging to a super ulta-gouge.
+{{qf|[[Apu]]}} Here you are, Mr. Homer, sir! That will be $400 I take it by the tex avery-style unhinging of you jaw that you are surprised by our new prices. I am afraid shoplifting has caused me to go from simple gouging to a super ulta-gouge.
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-:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': The are now a league of extra-ordinary gentlmen fighting for truth, justice, and the capitalist way! We need a catchy name to convey fear and respect! I propose "The Merchants of Vengeance!"
+{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} The are now a league of extraordinary gentlmen fighting for truth, justice, and the capitalist way! We need a catchy name to convey fear and respect! I propose "The Merchants of Vengeance!"
-:'''[[Ned]]''': That's a tad too violent for my tastes. And vengeance is already someone else's department. How about Justice for Jesus?
+{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} That's a tad too violent for my tastes. And vengeance is already someone else's department. How about Justice for Jesus?
-:'''[[Apu]]''': Um... no! Anti-punk patrol!
+{{qf|Apu}} Um... no! Anti-punk patrol!
-:'''[[Ned]]''': The Holy Helpers!
+{{qf|Ned}} The Holy Helpers!
-:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Captain Comic Book and his all-star shopkeepers!
+{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Captain Comic Book and his all-star shopkeepers!
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-:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': I think you find the comics you attempted to seal were pre-treated to deliver then times more papers cuts then the leading brand!
+{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} I think you find the comics you attempted to seal were pre-treated to deliver then times more papers cuts then the leading brand!
-:'''[[Kearney]]''': Aaah!
+{{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} Aaah!
-:'''[[Nelson]]''': Gah!
+{{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Gah!
-:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Now, are you going to turn yourselves over to the prope authorities, or do I have to bring out... ...the lemon juice!?
+{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Now, are you going to turn yourselves over to the prope authorities, or do I have to bring out... ...the lemon juice!?
-:'''[[Kearney]]''': Aaah! No man! Put that thing away!
+{{qf|Kearney}} Aaah! No man! Put that thing away!
-:'''[[Nelson]]''': Well'll go to the cops right now! See, watch us go!
+{{qf|Nelson}} Well'll go to the cops right now! See, watch us go!
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Man, the bus sure is empty today.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Man, the bus sure is empty today.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Everyone's been arrested for shoplifting. It doesn't make sense. Dolph, Nelson, Kearney I can see... but Milhouse? Martin? Sherri and Terri?
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Everyone's been arrested for shoplifting. It doesn't make sense. Dolph, Nelson, Kearney I can see... but Milhouse? Martin? Sherri and Terri?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Well, Terri I can see. She's the evil twin, right?
+{{qf|Bart}} Well, Terri I can see. She's the evil twin, right?
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Something's going on, Bart.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Something's going on, Bart.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Aw, you're just being paranoid.
+{{qf|Bart}} Aw, you're just being paranoid.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': I hope so.
+{{qf|Lisa}} I hope so.
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-:'''[[Bart]]''': Lisa, I don't want to get you in trouble, too. I'm gonna turn myself in.
+{{qf|Bart}} Lisa, I don't want to get you in trouble, too. I'm gonna turn myself in.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Okay!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Okay!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Okay? You'd let me turn myself in? Don't you know a bluff when you hear one? Now help me!
+{{qf|Bart}} Okay? You'd let me turn myself in? Don't you know a bluff when you hear one? Now help me!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Okay, okay! Let's go back to the scne of the crime and look for clues.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Okay, okay! Let's go back to the scne of the crime and look for clues.