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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ}} {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|A Mid-Childhood Night&#039;s Dream|Thirst Trap: A Corporate Love Story}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Marge" class="mw-redirect" title="Marge">Marge</a>}} We have to meet the new neighbors before they hear about us...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|A Mid-Childhood Night's Dream|Thirst Trap: A Corporate Love Story}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} We have to meet the new neighbors before they hear about us from the old neighbors.<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hey, I have friends in this neighborhood. There's the guy whose lawn I used as a shortcut, the guy whose mailbox crashed into our car, and Mrs. Bad Halloween candy.<br /> {{qf|[[Bad Halloween candy lady]]}} If my candy is so bad, why you take so much of it?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Thayer Blackburn]]}} Love this town. Can't believe it has three [[Lard Lad Donuts|Lard Lad]] locations.<br /> {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Uh, one of those is police only, so back off, pal.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Thayer}} Whoa-ho, that's quite a grip.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} See, Marge? Strangling the boy has paid off. Just kidding. I don't do that anymore. Times have changed.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Beyond Bullying professor]]}} My presentations have made bullies worse in every school. We hoped this time would be different.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} You probably couldn't tell, but I've never played before.<br /> {{qf|Thayer}} I, um...<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Hold on.<br /> {{qf|Thayer}} All right, I started to suspect when you tried to eat the pickleball, Homer.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Nothing should be named food that isn't food.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I hate phonies. At least I pretend to because I think it's cool.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Thayer}} Are you ready for the ride of your life?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I was born ready. Then I lost interest for a long time. But I'm ready now.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Lou]]}} Hey, Chief, aren't you gonna pull him over?<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Really? In this Dodge Charger with 260,000 miles? With a catalytic converter that's being stolen as we speak?<br /> {{qf|[[Snake Jailbird]]}} Gotcha.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Kirk Van Houten]]}} Why aren't we friends like that? Is it because you're a doctor and I'm out of work?<br /> {{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} No, it's because we're not even dining together. You just slid your table closer to us.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Kindergartner}} Give me your lunch money.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Why do you need lunch money? You guys go home for lunch.<br /> {{qf|Kindergartner}} We can do this the easy way, or we can do it the easy way. That's it. We're kindergartners.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Gil Gunderson]]}} Aw, I used to have a pen, but my wife got it in the divorce.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Hubert Wong]]}} Lisa Simpson. It's on. Nerdo y nerdo.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} It's nerdo a nerdo.<br /> {{qf|Hubert}} Only a nerdo would know that.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} A nerda! And it is on.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Jebediah Springfield]]}} Eh, we better stop here 'cause the horses are dead. Spring, field? We'll call it Fieldspring.<br /> <br /> {{Season 35|Q}}</div>

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