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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Mars Won
|image =
|level = 20
|update = {{TOCU|Deep Space Homer}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Quimby]], [[Comic Book Guy]], [[Homer]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next = {{TOQP|Cheap Space Homer|1}}
|event = yes
}}

'''Mars Won''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Deep Space Homer}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|Science. What is it? And why is it out to kill us? We have Professor Frink with the frightening details.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Yes Kent, an asteroid appears to be on track to hit Springfield in approximately 42,000 years.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|However there is nothing to worry about. By my calculations, human life will have been extinct for 41,999 years by then.}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|So, would you say this is the doing of our Martian Insect Overlords?}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Well, it's extremely unlikely any intelligent alien life originated on Mars.}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|There you have it folks! Aliens have conquered Mars, and are now attacking Earth with asteroids.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Not on my watch! Quick, someone build a rocket launch pad and hang a ‘Mission Accomplished' banner on it.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Place the [[Rocket Launch Pad (empty)|Launch Pad]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|The launch pad is built, but will our town be saved? But first, this just in… my mouth: a bite of Springfield's first pizza baked exclusively by cats!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|If a slew of similar sci-fi movies has taught us anything, it's that the best way to deal with asteroids is atomic bombs!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Atomic bombs, eh? I'd be glad to sell you one from my stockpile… in exchange for not being arrested for having a stockpile of atomic bombs.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|Do you have a problem if the bomb is purchased with funds earmarked for orphans?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
{{TB|I prefer it!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Guilty}}
{{TB|Umm, Mr. Burns. I'm afraid I lost the key to the atomic bomb storage slash seasonal firework emporium, but I'm sure it's around here somewhere.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Look for Keys|6 seconds|{{TOG|Home}}s}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|You know, NARA is now accepting astronaut auditions if any of you gentlemen are interested.}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}}
{{TB|I used to be an astronaut, but I gave it up to pursue my dream job -- being a drunk.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|If you want to become an astronaut again, I could help. I am a trained member of the National Astronomics and Radiation Association or NARA. I could be your sports professor.}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}}
{{TB|Do you mean coach?}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Yes! That's what it's called. How about one last drink before training to celebrate?}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}}
{{TB|Sure! Moe, I'd like a keg to stay please.}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|Check out the store for Astronaut Barney and other space themed decorations.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|What brave soul is going to detonate the bomb by riding on it like a cowboy?}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|You do realize that you don't need to ride a bomb like a cowboy to make it go off, don't you?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Well NOW I do.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|All we really need is an unmanned missile to hit the asteroid and destroy it.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I'll build it! I have been looking for a new hobby.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Really? Because you said you were all booked up when I asked you to join my “Can you build a robot that feels?” team.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|We got eighth place. The robot took it really hard.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Build an Atomic Missile|6 seconds|the {{ap|Rocket Launch Pad|empty}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|Some sort of rod shaped object was blown into space.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|My spectral analysis of the object reveals that the rod was both carbon and inanimate!}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Not the Inanimate Carbon Rod! He's a hero!}}
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
{{TB|I was named after him.}}
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
{{TB|I learned about how he and Jesus walked on the moon in science class.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|I was able to connect to the Hoyvin Glaven satellite and saw the rod peacefully convince the asteroid to move out of the way of Springfield.}}
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
{{TB|If I was twenty years younger and it was legal to marry inanimate objects, I'd marry that rod.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|How's a Moe like this supposed to compete with a rod like that? Might as well give up and let myself go.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Annnnd… done.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Proud}}
{{TB|In honor of the rod, I proudly announce that without any proper procedure or legislative oversight, Springfield will start a space program led by Professor Frink!}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|I'll be following the NARA certification process to a ‘T', which is NARA's third most regulated letter.}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|Get official NARA approval for your space program by earning NARA certification stars.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Deep Space Homer}}

@@ Line 66: / Line 66: @@
 {{Tapped Out Barney Icon}}
 {{TB|Sure! Moe, I'd like a keg to stay please.}}
-{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
+{{Tapped Out Message}}
 {{TB|Check out the store for Astronaut Barney and other space themed decorations.}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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 {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
 {{TB|I'll be following the NARA certification process to a 'T', which is NARA's third most regulated letter.}}
-{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
+{{Tapped Out Message}}
 {{TB|Get official NARA approval for your space program by earning NARA certification stars.}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Mars Won
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 20
 |update = {{TOCU|Deep Space Homer}}
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 |characters = [[Quimby]], [[Comic Book Guy]], [[Homer]]
 |optional =
 |previous =
 |next = {{TOQP|Cheap Space Homer|1}}

@@ Line 31: / Line 31: @@
 {{TB|There you have it folks! Aliens have conquered Mars, and are now attacking Earth with asteroids.}}
 {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Angry}}
-{{TB|Not on my watch! Quick, someone build a rocket launch pad and hang a ‘Mission Accomplished' banner on it.}}
+{{TB|Not on my watch! Quick, someone build a rocket launch pad and hang a 'Mission Accomplished' banner on it.}}
 {{THT|{{Task|Place the [[Rocket Launch Pad (empty)|Launch Pad]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
-{{TB|The launch pad is built, but will our town be saved? But first, this just in… my mouth: a bite of Springfield's first pizza baked exclusively by cats!}}
+{{TB|The launch pad is built, but will our town be saved? But first, this just in... my mouth: a bite of Springfield's first pizza baked exclusively by cats!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
@@ Line 44: / Line 44: @@
 {{TB|If a slew of similar sci-fi movies has taught us anything, it's that the best way to deal with asteroids is atomic bombs!}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
-{{TB|Atomic bombs, eh? I'd be glad to sell you one from my stockpile… in exchange for not being arrested for having a stockpile of atomic bombs.}}
+{{TB|Atomic bombs, eh? I'd be glad to sell you one from my stockpile... in exchange for not being arrested for having a stockpile of atomic bombs.}}
 {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 {{TB|Do you have a problem if the bomb is purchased with funds earmarked for orphans?}}
@@ Line 83: / Line 83: @@
 {{TB|I'll build it! I have been looking for a new hobby.}}
 {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
-{{TB|Really? Because you said you were all booked up when I asked you to join my “Can you build a robot that feels?” team.}}
+{{TB|Really? Because you said you were all booked up when I asked you to join my "Can you build a robot that feels?" team.}}
 {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|We got eighth place. The robot took it really hard.}}
@@ Line 104: / Line 104: @@
 {{TB|How's a Moe like this supposed to compete with a rod like that? Might as well give up and let myself go.}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
-{{TB|Annnnd… done.}}
+{{TB|Annnnd... done.}}
 {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Proud}}
 {{TB|In honor of the rod, I proudly announce that without any proper procedure or legislative oversight, Springfield will start a space program led by Professor Frink!}}
 {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
-{{TB|I'll be following the NARA certification process to a ‘T', which is NARA's third most regulated letter.}}
+{{TB|I'll be following the NARA certification process to a 'T', which is NARA's third most regulated letter.}}
 {{TBT|'''Message'''}}
 {{TB|Get official NARA approval for your space program by earning NARA certification stars.}}