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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Diatribe of a Mad Housewife|Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore}}
 {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} "''Everybody Poops: The Video''"? "''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' Price Guides"? There are hardly any books at all!
-{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} No books? But [[Edna Krabappel|Krabappel]] wants a paper on ]Henry the Eighth—and I have to score at least a pumpkin sticker or better on it.
+{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} No books? But [[Edna Krabappel|Krabappel]] wants a paper on Henry the Eighth—and I have to score at least a pumpkin sticker or better on it.
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 {{qf|[[Court herald]]}} Her majesty, Margarine of Aragon!

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 {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} "''Everybody Poops: The Video''"? "''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' Price Guides"? There are hardly any books at all!
-{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} No books? But [[Edna Krabappel|Krabappel]] wants a paper on ]Henry the Eighth -- and I have to score at least a pumpkin sticker or better on it.
+{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} No books? But [[Edna Krabappel|Krabappel]] wants a paper on ]Henry the Eighth—and I have to score at least a pumpkin sticker or better on it.
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 {{qf|[[Court herald]]}} Her majesty, Margarine of Aragon!
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 {{qf|Margarine}} I could have married the King of France. He wasn't so preoccupied with procreation. Ting-a-ling-a-ling. Know what I mean?
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-{{qf|Henry VIII}} Oh, look at me -- I eat and eat and eat, and I never get any thinner!
+{{qf|Henry VIII}} Oh, look at me—I eat and eat and eat, and I never get any thinner!
 {{qf|[[Anne Boleyn]]}} Well, there's more of you to worship, oh sire.
 {{qf|Henry VIII}} Who would dare to flatter a King?
-{{qf|Anne Boleyn}} Anne Boleyn -- loyal subject, big fan. "Modern Wench" Magazine dubbed me "Anne of the Child-Bearing Hips."
+{{qf|Anne Boleyn}} Anne Boleyn—loyal subject, big fan. "Modern Wench" Magazine dubbed me "Anne of the Child-Bearing Hips."
 {{qf|Henry VIII}} Yes. Wide hips indeed... my son could cartwheel out!
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 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Bart, what famous historical figure do you want to write about?
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} I'unno. The boogeyman?
-{{qf|Marge}} C'mon, Bart -- we can make this fun. History's like an amusement park, except instead of rides, you have dates to memorize.
+{{qf|Marge}} C'mon, Bart—we can make this fun. History's like an amusement park, except instead of rides, you have dates to memorize.
 {{qf|Bart}} Mom, everyone who ever lived is boring.
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 {{qf|Homer}} Oh little Salieri, why don't you go play with the other three untalented members of our family... {{ap|Tito|Margical History Tour}}, {{ap|Randy|Margical History Tour}} and [[Jermaine]].
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-{{qf|Marge}} Sally, no one practices as hard as you -- but it's your brother who keeps us in lead-based face powder.
+{{qf|Marge}} Sally, no one practices as hard as you—but it's your brother who keeps us in lead-based face powder.
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 {{qf|Salieri}} Don't you have music to write?

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Diatribe of a Mad Housewife|Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore}}
-{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} "''Everybody Poops: The Video''?" "''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' Price Guides?" There are hardly any books at all!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} "''Everybody Poops: The Video''"? "''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' Price Guides"? There are hardly any books at all!
-{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} No books? But [[Edna Krabappel|Krabappel]] wants a paper on [[Henry VIII|Henry the Eighth]] -- and I have to score at least a pumpkin sticker or better on it.
+{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} No books? But [[Edna Krabappel|Krabappel]] wants a paper on ]Henry the Eighth -- and I have to score at least a pumpkin sticker or better on it.
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-{{qf|[[Court herald]]}} Her majesty, [[Margarine of Aragon]]!
+{{qf|[[Court herald]]}} Her majesty, Margarine of Aragon!
-{{qf|Henry VIII}} What are you doing out of bed? I just planted my seed in your womanly dirt.
+{{qf|[[Henry VIII]]}} What are you doing out of bed? I just planted my seed in your womanly dirt.
-{{qf|Margarine of Aragon}} Your Majesty, I know you want a son, but must we discuss my womb in front of the entire court?
+{{qf|[[Margarine of Aragon]]}} Your Majesty, I know you want a son, but must we discuss my womb in front of the entire court?
 {{qf|[[Royal physician]]}} As Royal physician it is my learned opinion that her womb is filled with sea serpents.
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 {{qf|Thomas More}} Your Majesty, I work for the Pope. And I think a celibate Italian weirdo knows a lot more about marriage than you.
 {{qf|Henry VIII}} I understand. And because you stuck to your principles, I'm going to canonize you.
-:''[cut to a castle turret where Thomas More is shot out of a cannon]''
+:''[Cut to a castle turret where Thomas More is shot out of a cannon.]''
 {{qf|Thomas More}} I can see my house!
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 {{qf|[[Meriwether Lewis]]}} Thanks, and welcome to the United States of America.
 {{qf|[[William Clark]]}} Have a flag. And while you're at it, cover your nakedness and worship our lord.
-{{qf|Chief Homer}} Yeah, yeah, I'll get right on it. Now in order to aid your journey across the land, I offer you the guidance of my daughter, [[Sacagawea]]. In our language, her name means "Little Know-It-All Who Won't Shut Her Maize Hole."
+{{qf|Chief Homer}} Yeah, yeah, I'll get right on it. Now in order to aid your journey across the land, I offer you the guidance of my daughter, Sacagawea. In our language, her name means "Little Know-It-All Who Won't Shut Her Maize Hole."
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-{{qf|Sacagawea}} I will be happy to help the Americans. ''[lying]'' Of course I will be sad to leave my husband, the French fur trader, [[Charbonneau]].
+{{qf|[[Sacagawea]]}} I will be happy to help the Americans. ''[lying]'' Of course I will be sad to leave my husband, the French fur trader, Charbonneau.
-{{qf|Charbonneau}} I will come with you. Because by myself, the darkness, she scares me.
+{{qf|[[Charbonneau]]}} I will come with you. Because by myself, the darkness, she scares me.
 {{qf|Chief Homer}} I don't know why I ever sold you to him.
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 {{qf|Sacagawea}} For the last time, those are salmon.
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-{{qf|[[Marge]]}} [[Bart]], what famous historical figure do you want to write about?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Bart, what famous historical figure do you want to write about?
-{{qf|Bart}} I'unno. The boogeyman?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} I'unno. The boogeyman?
 {{qf|Marge}} C'mon, Bart -- we can make this fun. History's like an amusement park, except instead of rides, you have dates to memorize.
 {{qf|Bart}} Mom, everyone who ever lived is boring.

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Diatribe of a Mad Housewife|Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore}}
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' "''[[Everybody Poops: The Video]]''?" "''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' Price Guides?" There are hardly any books at all!
+:'''[[Lisa]]:''' "''Everybody Poops: The Video''?" "''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' Price Guides?" There are hardly any books at all!
 :'''[[Milhouse]]:''' No books? But [[Edna Krabappel|Krabappel]] wants a paper on [[Henry VIII|Henry the Eighth]] -- and I have to score at least a pumpkin sticker or better on it.
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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Diatribe of a Mad Housewife|Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore}}
-:'''[[Reverend Lovejoy]]''': In the power ivested in me i annouced you husband and wife
+:'''[[Lisa]]:''' "''[[Everybody Poops: The Video]]''?" "''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' Price Guides?" There are hardly any books at all!
-:'''[[King Henry VIII|Henry VIII]]''': Okay now lets put are son in the oven
+:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' No books? But [[Edna Krabappel|Krabappel]] wants a paper on [[Henry VIII|Henry the Eighth]] -- and I have to score at least a pumpkin sticker or better on it.
-:'''Anne Boleyn''': Oh Henry
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-Reverend Lovejoy:In the power ivested in me i annouced you husband and wife
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-Anne Boleyn:Oh Henry
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