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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Gil_Gunderson" title="Gil Gunderson">Gil Gunderson</a>}} The apartment is very big and inexpensive... It&#039;s definitely not haunted by evil spirits... That&#039;s just a nasty rumor. {{qf|Margema...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Gil Gunderson]]}} The apartment is very big and inexpensive... It's definitely not haunted by evil spirits... That's just a nasty rumor.<br /> {{qf|[[Margemary]]}} What rumor?<br /> {{qf|Gil}} Er, did I say &quot;rumor&quot;? Silly me. Don't start rumors! Ol' Gil's got enough problems!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Gil}} Here's something you won't find in most places.<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} A horned goat?<br /> {{qf|Gil}} No behind the goat... There's a dishwasher!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Margemary}} This place is big, but it's a shame that it has a touch of evil.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Monty Burns]]}} This apartment is haunted by ghosts from an old {{W|Greenpeace}} office. Their long-haired hippie moans create a sweet lullaby.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Monty Burns}} We tried for years. We did everything. Doctors, acupuncture, in vitro, praying... to [[Satan]].<br /> {{qf|Margemary}} Sorry, I thought you said... Satan?<br /> {{qf|Monty Burns}} Oh yes! We worship out dark prince!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Monty Burns}} You see, the devil can make your dreams come true! It's like being friends with a leprechaun, but without the disgusting Irish accent and unseemly alcoholism!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Apu, I thought you believed in magic elephants or whatever?<br /> {{qf|[[Apu]]}} Have eight babies and see who you pray to!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Monty Burns}} We did it! When this baby matures, it will destroy the entire world!<br /> {{qf|Margemary}} That sounds like a lot of pressure. Maybe you're wrong and this isn't the baby that's going to end the world.<br /> {{qf|Monty Burns}} Then I'll have to use the GOP and nuclear power!<br /> <br /> [[Category:The Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror stories quotes]]</div>

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