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{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} For 37 years, we've played shuffleboard against our crosstown rivals. The [[Golden Exits Retirement Farm]].
{{qf|Crowd}} ''[boos]''
{{qf|Grampa}} Those rich snobs think they're better than us, with their yoga classes, and their aquacise, and their name-brand applesauce. But today we show them what we can do!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Mom, she's treating you like you were a bad kid in school. But that's impossible. Unless...
{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Well, I... not really.
{{qf|Bart}} You were a bad kid in school! High five. And now you're trying to lie about it! ''[gasps]'' We're the same! We're the same! We're the same! We're the same!Oh, I finally have a parent I am proud of.
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{{qf|Young Marge}} The mean girls are picking on me again.
{{qf|[[Ms. York]]}} Well, what do you expect me to do, start some kind of anti-bullying policy?
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{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} I want the one where [[Batman]] eats lasagna.
{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} That is [[Garfield]], who is not a bat, but a cat. How can someone with such a big head be so stupid?
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{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Yeah, well, truth be told, uh, none of us was positive Lisa was really your kid. She's smart as a whip.
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Wha...?
{{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} She can control her temper.
{{qf|Homer}} Why, you...!
{{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} You look exactly like her if she was a big, fat, bald guy, which she's not. In the least.
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{{qf|[[Brandine Spuckler]]}} I need a price check on a pack of [[Gassy Granny Underwear]].
{{qf|[[Helen Lovejoy]]}} ''[gasps]'' That's not mine. How did it get in my cart?
{{qf|Brandine}} I also need a price check on a gallon of [[Sober by Six Day Drinker's Gin]], [[Lady Stinkfoot Insoles]], [[The Marvelous Mrs. Miser's Week-Old Bread]], [[Barely Helpful Herpes Ointment]], [[FEMA Brand Emergency Toilet Paper]]... and [[Garbage Mouth Bad Breath Neutralizing Suppositories]].
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{{qf|Homer}} Is that pulled pork dripping with cheese?
{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Uh, yes, except instead of cheese, I'm using cashew paste with nutritional yeast and for pork, I'm substituting jackfruit.
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{{qf|Marge}} I'm behaving like a little brat and it's made me a better mother.
{{qf|Homer}} But pranking isn't like you, it's like me. We can't have two of me in this marriage. One of me is enough for three of us.
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{{qf|Marge}} I've waited for a connection like this for so long. Longer than the new ''[[Avatar]]'' movie.
{{qf|Homer}} It's coming, Marge. You've got to have faith.
{{qf|Marge}} You sound like {{W|James Cameron}}, Homer. What if we never see Pandora again? The real unobtanium is the sequel.
{{qf|Homer}} Have faith, have faith.
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{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers, Jr.]]}} Oh, sorry. No one's allowed in the store while Mr. Burns shops for the right chewing gum.
{{qf|Marge}} Are you for real?
{{qf|Smithers}} I am. He doesn't want to, quote, "Catch your poverty."
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{{qf|Bart}} I don't know who I am without pranking. It's in our blood. Like when you had me, that was a total prank on Dad. If you give it up, you're giving me up!
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{{qf|Lisa}} Dad, I love you, but I don't want to do this if you're gonna... Homer it up.
{{qf|Homer}} My name is a verb, meaning "to ruin"? That is pretty Homer-ed up.
{{qf|Lisa}} I'm sorry.
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{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Uh-oh, Lou. We have got a zombie situation here. Aim for the brain. It's the only way.
{{qf|Marge}} Just teaching a lesson to my son. She was never dead.
{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} She's a zombie lover, Lou! Aim for both their heads. It's the only way.
{{qf|[[Lou]]}} They're not zombies, Chief. And neither were the Wilsons.
{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Uh, don't mention the Wilsons.

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