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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ}} {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Gorillas on the Mast|Livin La Pura Vida}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a>}} Wait. So this is a play based on a YouTube of kids playing a video game? {{qf|Marge...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Gorillas on the Mast|Livin La Pura Vida}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Wait. So this is a play based on a YouTube of kids playing a video game?<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} That's right.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} It's about time.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Wake up. Lisa's next.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Oh, no, please. I'm having the best dream. I was in my warm, cozy grave.<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Well, I'm gonna dream about me in a soft, cuddly crypt.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} I'm going to bed.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} That will really turn around your boring reputation.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Paula]]}} Timbersports is more than a hobby. It's an unpaid passion that you do in your spare time.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Anger Watkins]]}} Timbersports. Timber sports? I snap one P.A.'s bra strap, and this is where I land? Who is the {{Ch|LeBron James|LeBron}} of this thing? No one will tell me.<br /> {{qf|[[Chip Bunyan]]}} His name is Matt Cogar.<br /> {{qf|Anger Watkins}} Is his nickname The Cougar?<br /> {{qf|Chip Bunyan}} No, his nickname is Matt.<br /> {{qf|Anger Watkins}} Matt isn't a nickname. It's a name name. I'd storm out of here right now if I weren't so terrified of squirrels.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I'm glad Mom's found a passion, but I wish she didn't have to kill all those trees.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} I read that trees are the cause of global warming.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Where'd you read that?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} My new [[Exxon-Mobil Unteaches You Science|fourth grade science book]].<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Anger Watkins}} Oh! Marge Simpson takes the lead! No one saw this coming, because no one was watching. What could possibly be her motivation?<br /> {{qf|Marge}} I'm not boring!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Patty]]}} Now's the time I should tell you. Paula is gay.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Aw. She made a friend.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} ''[to Paula]'' You've made me a new woman.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Oh. Should I be concerned?<br /> {{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} It's no weirder than that time our knees touched under the bar.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} You still think about that?<br /> {{qf|Barney}} Every day.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Where you going? She might leave and never come back. Just like the McRib. ''[sobs uncontrollably]''<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} You're married in the two most important ways there are: emotionally and cooking.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Oh, I'm sitting in a bar and my wife's in love with a female lumberjack.<br /> {{qf|Bar patron}} Classic [[Portland]]. Where are you from?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} [[Springfield]].<br /> {{qf|Bar patron}} Which one? [[Oregon]]?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I don't know.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Your daddy loves you, sweetie. He wants to make sure you're always a strong, confident little lady. So I went out and got you this.<br /> :''[Homer hands [[Maggie]] a toy chainsaw. Maggie turns it on but the noise scares her, causing her to pull her head into her onesie.]''<br /> {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Aw, her baby head fell out. You'll be getting a visit from the Head Fairy.<br /> <br /> {{Season 31|Q}}</div>

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