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 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Eh, shut your yap.
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-{{qf|Homer}} Look Marge, I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband. I'm sorry about the time I tried to make gravy in the bathtub. I'm sorry I used your wedding dress to wax the car. And I'm sorry--Oh well, let's just say I'm sorry for the whole marriage up to this point.
+{{qf|Homer}} Look Marge, I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband. I'm sorry about the time I tried to make gravy in the bathtub. I'm sorry I used your wedding dress to wax the car. And I'm sorry—Oh well, let's just say I'm sorry for the whole marriage up to this point.
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 {{qf|[[Ruth Powers]]}} I should get home to my daughter before that naked talk show comes on.
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 {{qf|Homer}} Wait a minute ''[takes out card reading: "Always do opposite of what Bart Says."]'' You kids do need a baby-sitter!
 {{qf|Bart}} ''[to himself]'' Blast that infernal card! ''[to Homer]'' Hey, Dad. Don't give me that card.
-{{qf|Homer}} Here ya go--''[pulls card away]''--No!
+{{qf|Homer}} Here ya go--''[pulls card away]''—No!
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 {{qf|Ruth}} I envy you and Homer.
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 {{qf|Bart}} Don't worry, you'll feel better once we put your hair up in curlers and give you a makeover, Homina.
-{{qf|Homer}} ''[in a feminine voice]'' Ooh, that would be delightfu--Quiet boy!
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[in a feminine voice]'' Ooh, that would be delightfu—Quiet boy!
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 {{qf|Homer}} Where are you going?
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 {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} We're in pursuit of two female suspects. One is wearing a green dress, pearls, and has a lot of blue hair.
-{{qf|Homer}} A lot of blue hair? Hee hee -- what a freak! ''[realizes]'' ...it's Marge! She's become a crazed criminal just because I didn't take her to the ballet.
+{{qf|Homer}} A lot of blue hair? Hee hee—what a freak! ''[realizes]'' ...it's Marge! She's become a crazed criminal just because I didn't take her to the ballet.
 {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} That's exactly how [[John Dillinger|Dillinger]] got started.
 {{qf|Homer}} Really?

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 {{qf|Bart}} Hey, it's morning and Mom and Dad aren't home.
 {{qf|Lisa}} Don't worry. Mr. Hutz is still here to take care of us. ''[nudges Lionel Hutz, who growls and brandishes a knife]''
-{{qf|Lionel Hutz''' ''[wakes up defensively]'' Don't touch my stuff! ''[realizes where he is]'' H-Hey, this isn't the YMCA.
+{{qf|Lionel Hutz}} ''[wakes up defensively]'' Don't touch my stuff! ''[realizes where he is]'' H-Hey, this isn't the YMCA.
-----}}Chief Wiggum:''' Dispatch, this is Chief Wiggum, back in pursuit of the rebelling women.
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 {{qf|Dispatch}} All right, your current location?
 {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Oh, uh, I'm, er, I'm on a road. Uh, looks to be asphalt... oh, geez, trees, shrubs... er, I'm directly under the earth's sun... now!

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo |Treehouse of Horror IV|Bart's Inner Child}}
-:'''Homer''': Hello? Can I get some help? Snack-related mishap!
+:'''[[Homer]]''': Hello? Can I get some help? Snack-related mishap!
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-:'''Moe''': We're phasing out the games. People drink less when they're having fun.
+:'''[[Moe]]''': We're phasing out the games. People drink less when they're having fun.
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-:'''Marge''': Homer, stop that, it's just a weather station!
+:'''[[Marge]]''': Homer, stop that, it's just a weather station!
 :'''Homer''': Come on, Marge, it's fun to smash things!
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 :'''Marge''': I'm disappointed in you. But it turns out I had a wonderful time with Ruth Powers. In fact, we're going out again tomorrow night.
-:'''Homer''': Marge, that's twice, I think you're spending entirely too much time with this woman!
+:'''[[Homer]]''': Marge, that's twice, I think you're spending entirely too much time with this woman!
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-:'''Lisa''': I always knew someday Mom would violently rise up and cast off the shackles of our male oppressors.
+:'''[[Lisa]]''': I always knew someday Mom would violently rise up and cast off the shackles of our male oppressors.
-:'''Bart''': Eh, shut your yap.
+:'''[[Bart]]''': Eh, shut your yap.
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 :'''Homer''': Look Marge, I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband. I'm sorry about the time I tried to make gravy in the bathtub. I'm sorry I used your wedding dress to wax the car. And I'm sorry--Oh well, let's just say I'm sorry for the whole marriage up to this point.
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-:'''Ruth Powers''': I should get home to my daughter before that naked talk show comes on.
+:'''[[Ruth Powers]]''': I should get home to my daughter before that naked talk show comes on.
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 :'''Homer''': I can have a great time all by myself.
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 :'''Bart''': You're absolutely right, Dad. We don't need a baby-sitter.
 :'''Homer''': Wait a minute ''[takes out card reading: "Always do opposite of what Bart Says."]'' You kids do need a baby-sitter!
-:'''Bart''': ''[to himself]'' Blast that infernal card! (to Homer) Hey, Dad. Don't give me that card.
+:'''Bart''': ''[to himself]'' Blast that infernal card! ''(to Homer)'' Hey, Dad. Don't give me that card.
 :'''Homer''': Here ya go--''[pulls card away]''--No!
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 :'''Marge''': Your point being?
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-:'''Chief Wiggum''': Mmm, engine-black eggs. If we can keep these down, we'll be sitting pretty.
+:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': Mmm, engine-black eggs. If we can keep these down, we'll be sitting pretty.
 :''[Marge and Ruth drive by]''
 :'''Homer''': That's them!
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 :'''Bart''': Don't worry, you'll feel better once we put your hair up in curlers and give you a makeover, Homina.
-:'''Homer''': ''[In a feminine voice]'' Ooh, that would be delightfu--Quiet boy!
+:'''Homer''': ''[in a feminine voice]'' Ooh, that would be delightfu--Quiet boy!
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 :'''Homer''': Where are you going?
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 :'''Homer''': ''[sneers at Bart]'' "Man's best friend" indeed.
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-:'''Lionel Hutz''': Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage, and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter. Of course, being a highly-skilled attorney, my fee is $175 an hour.
+:'''[[Lionel Hutz]]''': Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage, and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter. Of course, being a highly-skilled attorney, my fee is $175 an hour.
 :'''Homer''': We pay eight dollars for the night, and you can take two popsicles out of the freezer.
 :'''Lionel Hutz''': Three.
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 :'''Chief Wiggum''': We're in pursuit of two female suspects. One is wearing a green dress, pearls, and has a lot of blue hair.
 :'''Homer''': A lot of blue hair? Hee hee -- what a freak! ''[realizes]'' ...it's Marge! She's become a crazed criminal just because I didn't take her to the ballet.
-:'''Chief Wiggum''': That's exactly how Dillinger got started.
+:'''Chief Wiggum''': That's exactly how [[John Dillinger|Dillinger]] got started.
 :'''Homer''': Really?
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 :'''Marge''': Well, I don't think they'll be that easy to lose. These are professional lawmen, and --
 :''[Ruth turns the car's lights off]''
-:'''Chief Wiggum''': Oh my God! It just disappeared. It's a ghost-car! [slams on the brakes] There are ghost-cars all over these highways, you know.
+:'''Chief Wiggum''': Oh my God! It just disappeared. It's a ghost-car! ''[slams on the brakes]'' There are ghost-cars all over these highways, you know.
 :'''Homer''': Hold me.
-:'''Chief Wiggum''': Only if you hold me. [a coyote howls as Chief Wiggum and Homer hold each other scared]
+:'''Chief Wiggum''': Only if you hold me. ''[a coyote howls as Chief Wiggum and Homer hold each other scared]''
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 :'''Bart''': Hey, it's morning and Mom and Dad aren't home.
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 :'''Chief Wiggum''': Dispatch, this is Chief Wiggum, back in pursuit of the rebelling women.
 :'''Dispatch''': All right, your current location?
-:'''Chief Wiggum''': Oh, uh, I'm, er, I'm on a road. Uh, looks to be asphalt...oh, geez, trees, shrubs...er, I'm directly under the earth's sun...now!
+:'''Chief Wiggum''': Oh, uh, I'm, er, I'm on a road. Uh, looks to be asphalt... oh, geez, trees, shrubs... er, I'm directly under the earth's sun... now!
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-:'''Kent Brockman''': At the risk of editorializing, these women are guilty, and must be dealt with in a harsh and brutal fashion. Otherwise, their behavior could incite other women leading to anarchy of biblical proportions. [pauses] It's in the "Revelations," people!
+:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': At the risk of editorializing, these women are guilty, and must be dealt with in a harsh and brutal fashion. Otherwise, their behavior could incite other women leading to anarchy of biblical proportions. ''[pauses]'' It's in the "Revelations," people!
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 :'''Ruth''': I give up. A single mother can't win in a man's world.
-:'''Marge''': Ruth, that's a lot of hooey. It's not over 'till it's over. [grabs the steering wheel, making the car veer off the road] I'm sorry, I should have asked first.
+:'''Marge''': Ruth, that's a lot of hooey. It's not over 'till it's over. ''[grabs the steering wheel, making the car veer off the road]'' I'm sorry, I should have asked first.
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 :'''Chief Wiggum''': Oh, no! They're headed right for the Grand Chasm!

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