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Abbot: Bot: changing parenthesis to bracket, formatting, applying template Qf, deleting empty lines, rearranging links (code: quotes)

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2F13: formatting, linking

2018-11-12T15:32:57Z

formatting, linking

SolarBot: Bot: Removing from Category:Real world articles

2012-08-28T13:20:08Z

Bot: Removing from Category:Real world articles

SolarBot at 18:51, August 27, 2012

2012-08-27T18:51:35Z

WebkinzMania at 16:39, June 23, 2012

2012-06-23T16:39:03Z

WebkinzMania at 16:36, June 23, 2012

2012-06-23T16:36:45Z

WebkinzMania at 16:36, June 23, 2012

2012-06-23T16:36:26Z

Kaybot: Replacing "Dr. Hibbert" links with "Julius Hibbert" links., replaced: Dr. Hibbert → Dr. Hibbert

2012-03-31T09:16:41Z

Replacing "Dr. Hibbert" links with "Julius Hibbert" links., replaced: Dr. Hibbert → Dr. Hibbert

Nick97 at 01:32, February 28, 2012

2012-02-28T01:32:54Z

@@ Line 20: / Line 20: @@
 {{qf|Woman}} ''[frantic]'' Where can we get these placebos?
 {{qf|Man}} ''[points at truck]'' Maybe, there's some in this truck!
 :''[Crowd knock over truck and a box of killer bees from it break out and attack the crowd. A man, thinking the bee is a vaccine, takes it and swallows it.]''
 {{qf|Man}} I'm cured! I mean,ouch!
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 {{qf|Bart}} Mr. Hutz, when I grow up, I wanna be a lawyer just like you.
 {{qf|Lionel Hutz}} Good for you, son. If there's one thing America needs, it's more lawyers. Could you imagine a world without lawyers?
 :''[Hutz has a vision of a world without lawyers in his head with multicultural people walking and holding hands in a circle happily, causing him to shudder.]''
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@@ Line 68: / Line 65: @@
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 :''[Lionel Hutz tries to give Judge Snyder a fake verdict]''
 {{qf|Judge Snyder}} This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin. And it still says "guilty." And "guilty" is spelled wrong!
 {{Season 4|Q}}

@@ Line 2: / Line 2: @@
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Whacking Day|Krusty Gets Kancelled}}
-'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Who the devil are you?
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Who the devil are you?
+{{qf|Homer's Brain}} Don't panic. Just come up with a good story.
-:'''Homer's Brain''': Don't panic. Just come up with a good story.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} My name is Mr. Burns!
+{{qf|Homer's Brain}} D'oh!
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+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Who's gonna change Maggie?
-'''[[Bart]]''': Who's gonna change Maggie?
+{{qf|Homer}} We're going to let her roam free in the backyard and nature will take its course.
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-'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': All right, come out with your hands up, two cups of coffee, an auto freshener that says 'Capricorn', and something with coconut on it!
+{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} All right, come out with your hands up, two cups of coffee, an auto freshener that says 'Capricorn', and something with coconut on it!
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-'''Bart''': Dad! We're running out of clean clothes!
+{{qf|Bart}} Dad! We're running out of clean clothes!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} It seems like I've been wearing this same red dress forever!
-'''[[Lisa]]''': It seems like I've been wearing this same red dress forever!
+{{qf|Homer}} Go up to the attic, there's a whole trunk of clothes. ''[comes down the stairs in a wedding dress humming ''Here Comes the Bride'' to himself.]''
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-'''Crowd''': We need a cure! We need a cure!
+{{qf|Crowd}} We need a cure! We need a cure!
+{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Ho ho ho. Why, the only cure is bedrest. Anything I give you would be a placebo.
-'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': Ho ho ho. Why, the only cure is bedrest. Anything I give you would be a placebo.
+{{qf|Woman}} ''[frantic]'' Where can we get these placebos?
+{{qf|Man}} ''[points at truck]'' Maybe, there's some in this truck!
-''[Crowd knock over truck and a box of killer bees from it break out and attack the crowd. A man, thinking the bee is a vaccine, takes it and swallows it.]''
+:''[Crowd knock over truck and a box of killer bees from it break out and attack the crowd. A man, thinking the bee is a vaccine, takes it and swallows it.]''
-'''Man''': I'm cured! I mean,ouch!
+{{qf|Man}} I'm cured! I mean,ouch!
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-'''[[Flanders]]''': Oh, the network slogan is true. Watch Fox and be damned for all eternity.
+{{qf|[[Flanders]]}} Oh, the network slogan is true. Watch Fox and be damned for all eternity.
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-'''Lisa''': Mom, could you bring me more O.J.?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Mom, could you bring me more O.J.?
+{{qf|Bart}} Mom, could you get me some of those Flintstones chewable morphine?
-'''Bart''': Mom, could you get me some of those Flintstones chewable morphine?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} There's no such thing!
+{{qf|Homer}} Marge, the boy is wasting TV time. Come change the channel and pat my head!
-'''[[Marge]]''': There's no such thing!
+{{qf|Marge}} In a minute!
+{{qf|Homer}} But I'll miss Sheriff Lobo!
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-'''Chief Wiggum''': All right, come out with your hands up, two cups of coffee, an auto freshener that says 'Capricorn', and something with coconut on it!
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} All right, come out with your hands up, two cups of coffee, an auto freshener that says 'Capricorn', and something with coconut on it!
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-'''[[Lionel Hutz]]''': Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I- uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder.
+{{qf|[[Lionel Hutz]]}} Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I- uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder.
+{{qf|Marge}} Is that bad?
-'''Marge''': Is that bad?
+{{qf|Lionel Hutz}} Well, he's kind of had it in for me, since I accidently ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidently" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
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-'''Lisa''': You're a latter-day [[Clarence Darrow]]!
+{{qf|Lisa}} You're a latter-day [[Clarence Darrow]]!
+{{qf|Lionel Hutz}} Uh, was he the black guy on the Mod Squad?
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-'''Homer''': Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.
+{{qf|Homer}} Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.
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-'''Homer''': Now, kids, while your mother's gone, I don't want to have to wash any dishes, so from now on, drink straight from the faucet or milk carton, and we'll eat while standing over the sink or toilet.
+{{qf|Homer}} Now, kids, while your mother's gone, I don't want to have to wash any dishes, so from now on, drink straight from the faucet or milk carton, and we'll eat while standing over the sink or toilet.
 ----
-'''Bart:''' Mr. Hutz, when I grow up, I wanna be a lawyer just like you.
+{{qf|Bart}} Mr. Hutz, when I grow up, I wanna be a lawyer just like you.
-'''Lionel Hutz''': Good for you, son. If there's one thing America needs, it's more lawyers. Could you imagine a world without lawyers?
+:''[Hutz has a vision of a world without lawyers in his head with multicultural people walking and holding hands in a circle happily, causing him to shudder.]''
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-'''Lionel Hutz''': I move for a bad court thingy.
+{{qf|Lionel Hutz}} I move for a bad court thingy.
+{{qf|[[Judge Snyder]]}} You mean a mistrial.
-'''[[Judge Snyder]]''': You mean a mistrial.
+{{qf|Lionel Hutz}} Right!! That's why you're the judge and I'm the law-talking guy.
+{{qf|Judge Snyder}} You mean the lawyer?
-'''Lionel Hutz''': Right!! That's why you're the judge and I'm the law-talking guy.
+{{qf|Lionel Hutz}} Right.
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-'''[[Milhouse]]''': ''[looks at his lunchbox]'' Alright, baloney and cheese! What have you got, Bart?
+{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} ''[looks at his lunchbox]'' Alright, baloney and cheese! What have you got, Bart?
+{{qf|Bart}} Pack of sugar and a peanut butter sticked on a playing card.
-'''Bart''': Pack of sugar and a peanut butter sticked on a playing card.
+{{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Ha-ha! Your mom's a jailbird!
+{{qf|Bart}} So's yours.
-'''[[Nelson]]''': Ha-ha! Your mom's a jailbird!
+{{qf|Nelson}} Oh yeah. Let's play.
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-'''Marge''': Knock, knock. I'm Marge Simpson, your new cellmate.
+{{qf|Marge}} Knock, knock. I'm Marge Simpson, your new cellmate.
+{{qf|[[Phillips]]}} I'm Phillips. They called me that because I killed my husband with a Phillips-head screwdriver.
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-(Lionel Hutz tries to give Judge Snyder a fake verdict)
+:''[Lionel Hutz tries to give Judge Snyder a fake verdict]''
-'''[[Judge Snyder]]''': This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin. And it still says "guilty." And "guilty" is spelled wrong!
+{{qf|Judge Snyder}} This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin. And it still says "guilty." And "guilty" is spelled wrong!
 {{Season 4|Q}}

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 '''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Who the devil are you?
-'''Homer's Brain''': Don't panic. Just come up with a good story.
+:'''Homer's Brain''': Don't panic. Just come up with a good story.
 '''[[Homer]]''': My name is Mr. Burns!
-'''Homer's Brain''': D'oh!
+:'''Homer's Brain''': D'oh!
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 '''Crowd''': We need a cure! We need a cure!
-'''[[Julius Hibbert|Dr. Hibbert]]''': Ho ho ho. Why, the only cure is bedrest. Anything I give you would be a placebo.
+'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': Ho ho ho. Why, the only cure is bedrest. Anything I give you would be a placebo.
 '''Woman''': ''[frantic]'' Where can we get these placebos?
-'''Man''': (points at truck) Maybe, there's some in this truck!
+'''Man''': ''(points at truck)'' Maybe, there's some in this truck!
 ''[Crowd knock over truck and a box of killer bees from it break out and attack the crowd. A man, thinking the bee is a vaccine, takes it and swallows it.]''
@@ Line 65: / Line 65: @@
 '''Homer''': Now, kids, while your mother's gone, I don't want to have to wash any dishes, so from now on, drink straight from the faucet or milk carton, and we'll eat while standing over the sink or toilet.
 ----
-'''Bart: '''Mr''' '''Hutz, when I grow up, I wanna be a lawyer just like you.
+'''Bart:''' Mr. Hutz, when I grow up, I wanna be a lawyer just like you.
 '''Lionel Hutz''': Good for you, son. If there's one thing America needs, it's more lawyers. Could you imagine a world without lawyers?
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 '''Lionel Hutz''': I move for a bad court thingy.
-'''[[Roy Snyder]]''': You mean a mistrial.
+'''[[Judge Snyder]]''': You mean a mistrial.
 '''Lionel Hutz''': Right!! That's why you're the judge and I'm the law-talking guy.
-'''Roy Snyder''': You mean the lawyer?
+'''Judge Snyder''': You mean the lawyer?
 '''Lionel Hutz''': Right.
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 '''[[Judge Snyder]]''': This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin. And it still says "guilty." And "guilty" is spelled wrong!
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 {{Season 4|Q}}

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 ''[Crowd knock over truck and a box of killer bees from it break out and attack the crowd. A man, thinking the bee is a vaccine, takes it and swallows it.]''
-'''Man''': I'm cured! I mean ,ouch!
+'''Man''': I'm cured! I mean,ouch!
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 '''[[Flanders]]''': Oh, the network slogan is true. Watch Fox and be damned for all eternity.
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 '''[[Judge Snyder]]''': This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin. And it still says "guilty." And "guilty" is spelled wrong!
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 '''Lionel Hutz''': Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.
-Marge: You did?
+'''Marge''': You did?
 '''Lionel Hutz''': Well, replace the word “kinda” with the word “repeatedly,” and the word “dog” with “son.”

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 '''Chief Wiggum''': All right, come out with your hands up, two cups of coffee, an auto freshener that says 'Capricorn', and something with coconut on it!
 ----
-'''Lisa''': You're a latter-day Clarence Darrow!
+'''Lisa''': You're a latter-day [[Clarence Darrow]]!
 '''[[Lionel Hutz]]''': Uh, was he the black guy on the Mod Squad?