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{{Title|Marge at the Bat}}
{{for2|other uses of "Marge at the Bat"|Marge at the Bat}}
{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Marge at the Bat
|image =
|level = 15
|update = {{TOCU|Marge at the Bat}}
|requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}}
|characters = [[Mr. Burns]], [[Aristotle Amadopolis]], [[Smithers]], [[Homer]], [[Comic Book Guy]], [[Marge]], [[Softball Mr Burns]], [[Tennis Marge]]
|optional = [[Lenny]], [[Barney]], [[Disco Stu]], [[Carl]], [[Baseball Jasper]], [[Moe]], [[Zutroy]]
|previous =
|next =
|event = yes
}}

'''Marge at the Bat''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the Marge at the Bat content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After starting the update|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Shouting}}
{{TB|Smithers! Get your pasty-white dress shirt in my office right this minute!}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|I'm already here, sir. Gazing at you silently like I do all night while you sleep.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Well, stop being creepy and get me Aristotle Amadopolis! We have a feud that needs settling.}}
{{Tapped Out Aristotle Amadopolis Icon}}
{{TB|I too have been here the whole time, with the aid of several bugs I've planted in your office.}}
{{THT|'''Reward:''' [[Aristotle Amadopolis]]|colspan=2}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobDual|Make Burns Get Into a Net Worth Measuring Contest|4 hours|[[Aristotle Amadopolis]]|the [[Control Building]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Smithers Scrub the Office for Bugs|4 hours|the [[Control Building]]|char=[[Smithers]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Shouting}}
{{TB|Curse you, Amadopolis, you swarthy Greek salad! We'll settle this dispute once again with a baseball game. Only this time my team will win!}}
{{Tapped Out Aristotle Amadopolis Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|But your team won the last time.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|It did? Jeez, my memory isn't what it used to be. I should do more crossword puzzles.}}
{{Tapped Out Aristotle Amadopolis Icon}}
{{TB|A rematch would be my pleasure. I'll see you on the blood diamond.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Thinking}}
{{TB|Curse you, you swarthy Greek salad! Oh God, now I'm repeating myself?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Smithers' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|So, sir, would you like me to call up the ringers again?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Ringers? No, that didn't work last time.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Eye Roll}}
{{TB|Actually, it did. You won, remember? No, of course you don't.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
{{TB|I've seen a lot of baseball movies. What we need is a band of misfits: a nerd, a fat guy, an angry guy, and a coach who doesn't care if we win.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|How many baseball movies have you seen exactly?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Just one so far: the Bad News Bears. I hope Part Two is as good as Part One.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Smithers Print Out Sign-Up Sheets|4 hours|the [[Control Building]]|char=[[Smithers]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Burns Watch The Bad News Bears in Breaking Training|4 hours|the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Shouting}}
{{TB|Dreck! Utter dreck! We'll never win with a team of misfits.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|So you want to go with the ringers then?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|No, that's just what you say before you add a cool guy and a girl to your roster, causing the team to gel. Don't you know anything about baseball?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Softball Mr Burns]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Burns is forming a baseball team again? Baseball was lame then, and it's lamer now!}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|It's like the old man's run out of ideas. Or some old men somewhere have.}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|We should totally not sign up for this.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Look, Mindy signed up in the slot for "Girl".}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon|Yay}}
{{TB|There's a girl on the team. Sign me up!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Lenny Sign Up as the "Nerd"|4 hours|the [[Control Building]]|char=[[Lenny]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Barney Sign Up as the "Fatty"|4 hours|the [[Control Building]]|char=[[Barney]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Comic Book Guy Sign Up as the "Angry Guy"|4 hours|the [[Control Building]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Disco Stu Sign Up as the "Cool Guy"|4 hours|the [[Control Building]]|char=[[Disco Stu]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Skeptical}}
{{TB|These selections are really iffy. Disco Stu is the "cool guy"?}}
{{Tapped Out Disco Stu Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Disco Stu is hurt by your line of questioning.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|And Comic Book Guy is the "angry guy"? He seems harmless.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Just wait until someone makes a canonical mistake on the message boards. I'll be on them like a hawk.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|You're playing sports with Mindy from work?! Over my dead body!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Cautious}}
{{TB|Well, it's me playing sports… so it's probably going to result in MY dead body.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Mr. Burns! I demand you take Mindy off the team.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|But we need a woman. You can't have a team of misfits without at least one woman. And no more than one woman.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Well the only woman Homer is going to be breaking a sweat around is yours truly!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Marge Sign Up For The Team|4 hours|the [[Control Building]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Burns Fire Mindy Without Cause|4 hours|the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Thank you, Mr. Burns. I probably should have mentioned earlier that I know nothing about playing baseball.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
{{TB|You can't play? Then excellent, you'll be the coach!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|What?!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
{{TB|Those who can't do, teach. Or coach. All that matters is that they're in a position of power over those who know what they're doing.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|Like non-writing Executive Producers?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Exactly.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Tennis Marge]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Tennis Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|All right, team! Who wants to catch some fly balls? And as a unrelated question, can anyone here hit fly balls?}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon}}
{{TB|What's going on here?! You call this a practice?}}
{{Tapped Out Tennis Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I did in the email I sent out to everyone.}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|They'll have plenty of time to learn to catch and hit in the game. Practice is about fleshing out the characters.}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon}}
{{TB|The nerd should be missing plays because he's watching other people play baseball on his laptop.}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon}}
{{TB|And the angry guy should just be getting really mad and yelling at everyone.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|That's more like it.}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make Team Members Practice in Weird Ways|4 hours|the [[Control Building]]|3}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Excellent. I like how the cool guy spiked the Gatorade when no one was looking.}}
{{Tapped Out Tennis Marge Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|He did what now?}}
{{Tapped Out Disco Stu Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Disco Stu has an issue with alcoholism too.}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Now I want everyone to go home and get into giant arguments with their loved ones.}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Then tomorrow I want the best player on the team to quit, but change his mind at the last minute because of something his dad says.}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Great practice, coach!}}
{{Tapped Out Tennis Marge Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|But I didn't even get to bring out my orange slices.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

Characters who can do the job include:
{{Table|
{{TBT|[[Homer]], [[Barney]], [[Lenny]], [[Carl]], [[Comic Book Guy]], [[Disco Stu]], [[Baseball Jasper]], [[Moe]], and [[Zutroy]]
}}}}

=== Pt. 6 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Our team is ready. I found out our nerd only got an 1100 on his SATs. Can you help me, Lisa?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I don't think I should. I turned into a real monster that week I coached Bart's team.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|But you won the championships.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Eyeroll}}
{{TB|Actually, we lost. You should do more crosswords, Mom.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Nervous}}
{{TB|Please, I need your help. The game is tomorrow and I haven't even started slicing oranges yet.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Well, I guess I could crunch some stats with Sabermetrics.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Great, and after you eat you can help me with the team.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Crunch the Numbers|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Marge Prepare Orange Slices|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 7 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|All right, team! I've got a good feeling about today. This game is going to be as good as Bad News Bears Go To Japan!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Actually, Mr. Burns, I ran the numbers and our chance of winning today is zero. Which, coincidentally, is the Rotten Tomatoes score for Bad News Bears Go To Japan.}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Young lady, I've had it up to here with your pessimism. And your hip 1990s "big data". The Bad News Bears won, didn't they?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Actually, they famously lost.}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Curse my memory!}}
{{Tapped Out Tennis Marge Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Does anyone know what positions they're supposed to play?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Marge Manage the Bullpen|4 hours|the [[Control Building]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Burns Do Crosswords|4 hours|the [[Control Building]]}} {{Task/JobMulti|Make Team Members Fall Apart|4 hours|the [[Control Building]]|3}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Tennis Marge Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|My God, this is a disaster!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I know. We're down by twenty runs, and there's only one inning left.}}
{{Tapped Out Tennis Marge Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I was talking about these orange slices. I meant to make the first slice core-to-core, but I must have done it around the middle.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Baseball Jasper]]|colspan=2}}
}}

Characters who can do the "Fall Apart" job include:
{{Table|
{{TBT|[[Homer]], [[Barney]], [[Lenny]], [[Carl]], [[Comic Book Guy]], [[Disco Stu]], [[Baseball Jasper]], [[Moe]], and [[Zutroy]]
}}}}

=== Pt. 8 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Okay Homer, this is your moment to shine. All you have to do to win the game is take a ball to the head like last time.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Blort}}
{{TB|{{*}}oof{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Tennis Marge Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Homer! Are you okay?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sleepy}}
{{TB|Did we win?}}
{{Tapped Out Tennis Marge Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|No, we're not at bat yet. You let the ball hit you in the head while you were fielding. I think you have a concussion.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dreamy}}
{{TB|I'm going to sleep for a little now.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Sleep During His Concussion|4 hours|the [[Control Building]]}} {{Task/JobMulti|Make Team Members Lose Game|4 hours|the [[Control Building]]|3}} {{Task/Job|Make Marge Cut More Oranges While Worrying About Homer|4 hours|the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I'm sorry, Mr. Burns. Your team just lost.}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon}}
{{TB|In that case, I'll stop doing this crossword. Ah yes, my brain's already starting to forget things. And 3-2-1…}}
{{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|We won!}}
{{Tapped Out Tennis Marge Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} Well, that game was humiliating.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah. But on the upside, we lost by the exact number of runs that I predicted.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|And I can confirm that, because I bet that we'd lose by that much and won a bunch of money!}}
{{Tapped Out Tennis Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Is Homer still sleeping?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|It looks like it. But at least he's not snoring anymore.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}} [[Referee Homer]]|colspan=2}}
}}

Characters who can do the "Lose Game" job include:
{{Table|
{{TBT|[[Homer]], [[Barney]], [[Lenny]], [[Carl]], [[Comic Book Guy]], [[Disco Stu]], [[Baseball Jasper]], [[Moe]], and [[Zutroy]]
}}}}

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 |name = Marge at the Bat
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 |level = 15
 |update = {{TOCU|Marge at the Bat}}
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 |characters = [[Mr. Burns]], [[Aristotle Amadopolis]], [[Smithers]], [[Homer]], [[Comic Book Guy]], [[Marge]], [[Softball Mr Burns]], [[Tennis Marge]]
 |optional = [[Lenny]], [[Barney]], [[Disco Stu]], [[Carl]], [[Baseball Jasper]], [[Moe]], [[Zutroy]]
 |previous =
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 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 {{TB|But you won the championships.}}
-{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Eyeroll}}
+{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Eye Roll}}
 {{TB|Actually, we lost. You should do more crosswords, Mom.}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Nervous}}

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 {{TB|You're playing sports with Mindy from work?! Over my dead body!}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Cautious}}
-{{TB|Well, it's me playing sports… so it's probably going to result in MY dead body.}}
+{{TB|Well, it's me playing sports... so it's probably going to result in MY dead body.}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}
 {{TB|Mr. Burns! I demand you take Mindy off the team.}}
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 {{TB|I'm sorry, Mr. Burns. Your team just lost.}}
 {{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon}}
-{{TB|In that case, I'll stop doing this crossword. Ah yes, my brain's already starting to forget things. And 3-2-1…}}
+{{TB|In that case, I'll stop doing this crossword. Ah yes, my brain's already starting to forget things. And 3-2-1...}}
 {{Tapped Out Softball Mr Burns Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|We won!}}

Marge at the Bat (Tapped Out quest) - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 23:29, April 27, 2025

SolarBot: /* Pt. 6 */ replaced: Eyeroll → Eye Roll

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