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 {{qf|Homer}} Hey, we've gone through more hardships than the Jews and [[Charlie Brown]] put together.
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-{{qf|Lisa}} ''[to Bart]'' Isn't it weird that our parents are giving marital advice? They're always fighting -- if you listen closely, you can hear them arguing right now.
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[to Bart]'' Isn't it weird that our parents are giving marital advice? They're always fighting—if you listen closely, you can hear them arguing right now.
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[in the distance]'' And I say a monkey can mow our lawn!
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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Monkey Suit|The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer}}
-{{qf|[[Bart]]}} You suck!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Nothing beats a day at the ballpark with my family. Tickets, tickets, who needs tickets?
-{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I concur!
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, we need those tickets to get in!
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-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} We've been through more hardships than the Jews and [[Charlie Brown]] put together!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} S'okay, Buck! Bad hop, bad hop!
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-{{qf|Homer}} So why didn't you marry one of your crummy backup dancers?
+{{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} Yeah, Homer! Suck that face!
-{{qf|[[Tabitha Vixx]]}} They're day laborers. We pick them up in the Home Depot parking lot.
+{{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Remember when we used to kiss like that, Carl? With our respective girlfriends?
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-{{qf|"Jock Squawk" host}} And that's why Lou Gehrig was a selfish crybaby who deserved to die! [[Springfield]], what do you think?
+{{qf|Homer}} What a game! I got on the kiss-cam, I participated in "the wave," and I got to pee in a trough! Marge, can we get a trough?
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-{{qf|Isotopes announcer}} [[Led Zeppelin]] is a whole lotta love!
+{{qf|Marge}} Homie, I don't think our marriage is so Jim Dandy that we should be counseling others.
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-{{qf|Homer}} And you said it would never work.
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[to Bart]'' Isn't it weird that our parents are giving marital advice? They're always fighting -- if you listen closely, you can hear them arguing right now.
-{{qf|[[Duffman]]}} Duffman said he would do whatever you wanted! Please stop kicking and punching Duffman!
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[in the distance]'' And I say a monkey can mow our lawn!
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-{{qf|Duffman}} Duffman gives the people what they want!
+{{qf|[[Tabitha Vixx]]}} You make me laugh, Homer.
-{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Weren't you just tied up in the blimp?
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[defensive]'' Why, 'cause I'm fat?
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-{{qf|Lisa}} Mom and Dad can't do marriage counselling. If you listen closely, you can here them arguing now. ''[they then listen closely]''
+{{qf|Homer}} Like I always say: compromise is the key.
-{{qf|Homer (in distance)}} And I say, a monkey ''can'' mow our lawn!
+{{qf|Marge}} I always say that.
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-{{qf|Baseball Announcer}} That ball is going, going, going...and like America's credibility on the world stage, that ball is gone!
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, you're so hot. If only I'd seen you before I met my wife.
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-{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Remember when we used to kiss like that Carl?... with our respective girlfriends?
+{{qf|Homer}} It's working! Buck's buying my fake message! And you said it would never work.
-{{qf|[[Carl]]}} I wonder where Jill and Kelly are now.
+{{qf|[[Duffman]] 1}} No, I said "Duffman will do what you want. Stop kicking and punching Duffman."
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-{{qf|Bart}} ''[seeing Tabitha dancing around a lamp]'' ''[on his cellphone]'' Cancel all my appointments.
+{{qf|[[Buck Mitchell]]}} Tabitha? Tabitha? Oh, this is the worst blimp crash ever!
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-{{qf|Marge}} ''[to Homer]'' The only person you should be giving chicken grease neck rubs to is me! but not me because I think they're disgusting!
+{{qf|Duffman 2}} Duffman gives the people what they want.
-{{qf|Homer}} Oh, so now we're judging each other based on things we've done?! Real nice, Marge!! Class act!!
+{{qf|Marge}} Weren't you just tied up in the blimp?
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 {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I concur!
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-{{qf|Homer}} We've been through more hardships than the Jews and Charlie Brown put together!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} We've been through more hardships than the Jews and [[Charlie Brown]] put together!
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 {{qf|Homer}} So why didn't you marry one of your crummy backup dancers?
-{{qf|Tabitha Vixx}} They're day laborers. We pick them up in the Home Depot parking lot.
+{{qf|[[Tabitha Vixx]]}} They're day laborers. We pick them up in the Home Depot parking lot.
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-{{qf|"Jock Squawk" host}} And that's why Lou Gehrig was a selfish crybaby who deserved to die! Springfield, what do you think?
+{{qf|"Jock Squawk" host}} And that's why Lou Gehrig was a selfish crybaby who deserved to die! [[Springfield]], what do you think?
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-{{qf|Isotopes announcer}} Led Zeppelin is a whole lotta love!
+{{qf|Isotopes announcer}} [[Led Zeppelin]] is a whole lotta love!
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 {{qf|Homer}} And you said it would never work.
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 {{qf|Duffman}} Duffman gives the people what they want!
-{{qf|Marge}} Weren't you just tied up in the blimp?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Weren't you just tied up in the blimp?
 {{qf|Duffman}} Three Duffmen are working this game tonight!
-{{qf|Second Duffman (entering)}} Don't tell the children, it's disillusioning!
+{{qf|Second Duffman}} ''[entering]'' Don't tell the children, it's disillusioning!
 {{qf|Both Duffmen}} Duffman! Duffman! Duffman! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
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 {{qf|Baseball Announcer}} That ball is going, going, going...and like America's credibility on the world stage, that ball is gone!
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-{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Remember when we used to kiss like that Carl?...with our respective girlfriends?
+{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Remember when we used to kiss like that Carl?... with our respective girlfriends?
-{{qf|[[Carl]]}} I wonder where Jill and Kelly are now.<br>'''Lenny:''' I heard Jill died and Kelly I think is a prostitute.
+{{qf|[[Carl]]}} I wonder where Jill and Kelly are now.
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-{{qf|Bart (seeing Tabitha dancing around a lamp)}} ''[on his cellphone) ''Cancel all my appointments.
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[seeing Tabitha dancing around a lamp]'' ''[on his cellphone]'' Cancel all my appointments.
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-{{qf|Marge}} ''[To Homer]'' The only person you should be giving chicken grease neck rubs to is me! but not me because I think they're disgusting!
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[to Homer]'' The only person you should be giving chicken grease neck rubs to is me! but not me because I think they're disgusting!
 {{qf|Homer}} Oh, so now we're judging each other based on things we've done?! Real nice, Marge!! Class act!!
 {{Season 17|Q}}

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Monkey Suit|The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer}}
-'''[[Bart]]:''' You suck!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} You suck!
-'''[[Lisa]]:''' I concur!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I concur!
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-'''Homer:''' We've been through more hardships than the Jews and Charlie Brown put together!
+{{qf|Homer}} We've been through more hardships than the Jews and Charlie Brown put together!
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-'''Homer:''' So why didn't you marry one of your crummy backup dancers?
+{{qf|Homer}} So why didn't you marry one of your crummy backup dancers?
-'''Tabitha Vixx:''' They're day laborers. We pick them up in the Home Depot parking lot.
+{{qf|Tabitha Vixx}} They're day laborers. We pick them up in the Home Depot parking lot.
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-'''"Jock Squawk" host:''' And that's why Lou Gehrig was a selfish crybaby who deserved to die! Springfield, what do you think?
+{{qf|"Jock Squawk" host}} And that's why Lou Gehrig was a selfish crybaby who deserved to die! Springfield, what do you think?
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-'''Isotopes announcer:''' Led Zeppelin is a whole lotta love!
+{{qf|Isotopes announcer}} Led Zeppelin is a whole lotta love!
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-'''Homer:''' And you said it would never work.
+{{qf|Homer}} And you said it would never work.
-'''[[Duffman]]:''' Duffman said he would do whatever you wanted! Please stop kicking and punching Duffman!
+{{qf|[[Duffman]]}} Duffman said he would do whatever you wanted! Please stop kicking and punching Duffman!
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-'''Duffman:''' Duffman gives the people what they want!
+{{qf|Duffman}} Duffman gives the people what they want!
-'''Marge:''' Weren't you just tied up in the blimp?
+{{qf|Marge}} Weren't you just tied up in the blimp?
-'''Duffman:''' Three Duffmen are working this game tonight!
+{{qf|Duffman}} Three Duffmen are working this game tonight!
-'''Second Duffman (entering):''' Don't tell the children, it's disillusioning!
+{{qf|Second Duffman (entering)}} Don't tell the children, it's disillusioning!
-'''Both Duffmen:''' Duffman! Duffman! Duffman! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
+{{qf|Both Duffmen}} Duffman! Duffman! Duffman! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
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-'''Lisa:''' Mom and Dad can't do marriage counselling. If you listen closely, you can here them arguing now. ''(they then listen closely)''
+{{qf|Lisa}} Mom and Dad can't do marriage counselling. If you listen closely, you can here them arguing now. ''[they then listen closely]''
-'''Homer (in distance):''' And I say, a monkey ''can'' mow our lawn!
+{{qf|Homer (in distance)}} And I say, a monkey ''can'' mow our lawn!
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-'''Baseball Announcer:''' That ball is going, going, going...and like America's credibility on the world stage, that ball is gone!
+{{qf|Baseball Announcer}} That ball is going, going, going...and like America's credibility on the world stage, that ball is gone!
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-'''[[Lenny]]:''' Remember when we used to kiss like that Carl?...with our respective girlfriends?
+{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Remember when we used to kiss like that Carl?...with our respective girlfriends?
-'''[[Carl]]:''' I wonder where Jill and Kelly are now.<br>'''Lenny:''' I heard Jill died and Kelly I think is a prostitute.
+{{qf|[[Carl]]}} I wonder where Jill and Kelly are now.<br>'''Lenny:''' I heard Jill died and Kelly I think is a prostitute.
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-'''Bart (seeing Tabitha dancing around a lamp):''' ''(on his cellphone) ''Cancel all my appointments.
+{{qf|Bart (seeing Tabitha dancing around a lamp)}} ''[on his cellphone) ''Cancel all my appointments.
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-'''Marge:''' ''(To Homer)'' The only person you should be giving chicken grease neck rubs to is me! but not me because I think they're disgusting!
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[To Homer]'' The only person you should be giving chicken grease neck rubs to is me! but not me because I think they're disgusting!
-'''Homer:''' Oh, so now we're judging each other based on things we've done?! Real nice, Marge!! Class act!!
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, so now we're judging each other based on things we've done?! Real nice, Marge!! Class act!!
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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Monkey Suit|The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer}}
-'''[[Bart]]:''' You suck!<br>
+'''[[Bart]]:''' You suck!
 '''[[Lisa]]:''' I concur!
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 '''Homer:''' We've been through more hardships than the Jews and Charlie Brown put together!
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-'''Homer:''' So why didn't you marry one of your crummy backup dancers?<br>'''Tabitha Vixx:''' They're day laborers. We pick them up in the Home Depot parking lot.
+'''Homer:''' So why didn't you marry one of your crummy backup dancers?
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 '''"Jock Squawk" host:''' And that's why Lou Gehrig was a selfish crybaby who deserved to die! Springfield, what do you think?
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 '''Isotopes announcer:''' Led Zeppelin is a whole lotta love!
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-'''Homer:''' And you said it would never work.<br>
+'''Homer:''' And you said it would never work.
 '''[[Duffman]]:''' Duffman said he would do whatever you wanted! Please stop kicking and punching Duffman!
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-'''Duffman:''' Duffman gives the people what they want!<br>
+'''Duffman:''' Duffman gives the people what they want!
-'''Marge:''' Weren't you just tied up in the blimp?<br>
+'''Marge:''' Weren't you just tied up in the blimp?
-'''Duffman:''' Three Duffmen are working this game tonight!<br>
+'''Duffman:''' Three Duffmen are working this game tonight!
-'''Second Duffman (entering):''' Don't tell the children, it's disillusioning!<br>
+'''Second Duffman (entering):''' Don't tell the children, it's disillusioning!
 '''Both Duffmen:''' Duffman! Duffman! Duffman! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
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-'''Lisa:''' Mom and Dad can't do marriage counselling. If you listen closely, you can here them arguing now. ''(they then listen closely)''<br>
+'''Lisa:''' Mom and Dad can't do marriage counselling. If you listen closely, you can here them arguing now. ''(they then listen closely)''
 '''Homer (in distance):''' And I say, a monkey ''can'' mow our lawn!
 ----
 '''Baseball Announcer:''' That ball is going, going, going...and like America's credibility on the world stage, that ball is gone!
 ----
-'''[[Lenny]]:''' Remember when we used to kiss like that Carl?...with our respective girlfriends?<br>
+'''[[Lenny]]:''' Remember when we used to kiss like that Carl?...with our respective girlfriends?
 '''[[Carl]]:''' I wonder where Jill and Kelly are now.<br>'''Lenny:''' I heard Jill died and Kelly I think is a prostitute.
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 '''Bart (seeing Tabitha dancing around a lamp):''' ''(on his cellphone) ''Cancel all my appointments.
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-'''Marge:''' ''(To Homer)'' The only person you should be giving chicken grease neck rubs to is me! but not me because I think they're disgusting!<br>
+'''Marge:''' ''(To Homer)'' The only person you should be giving chicken grease neck rubs to is me! but not me because I think they're disgusting!
 '''Homer:''' Oh, so now we're judging each other based on things we've done?! Real nice, Marge!! Class act!!
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