Marge Simpson Living/Quotes - Revision history

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AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ|gags=no}} :'''Homer''': I'm lower than low. I've lost my job and my self-respect. I need to talk to someone who cares. :'''Moe''': No job. No paycheck. No beer...."

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Created page with "{{TabQ|gags=no}} :'''Homer''': I'm lower than low. I've lost my job and my self-respect. I need to talk to someone who cares. :'''Moe''': No job. No paycheck. No beer...."

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:'''[[Homer]]''': I'm lower than low. I've lost my job and my self-respect. I need to talk to someone who cares.
:'''[[Moe]]''': No job. No paycheck. No beer.
:'''[[Homer]]''': But we're friends, Moe!
:'''[[Moe]]''': Only when your rab's paid up, Rummy. Come back when you're emplyed!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Awww...
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Forget what ever It was I ded at the power plant! I'll start a new career!
:'''[[Marge]]''': Here we go again.
:'''[[Homer]]''': What's that supposed to mean?
:'''[[Marge]]''': You've already tried snowplowing, web hosting, trucking, fortune cookie writing, cartoon voiceovers... ...food critic, screen-writer, mixologist, bootlegger, and astronaut.
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Mom, you've been staring at the pone for hours.
:'''[[Marge]]''': I got tired of watching the pots not boiling. Who am I kidding? No one is ever going to call.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Cheer up, mom. I'll bet there's someone thinking of hiring you right this minute.
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:'''[[Marge]]''': Who is this really?
:'''[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]''': I am telling you that I am Rainier Wolfcastle.
:'''[[Marge]]''': This is Homer, right?
:'''[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]''': Who is this Homah?
:'''[[Marge]]''': Hee hee! it's so sweet of you to try and cheer me up. :'''[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]''': I love you so much, Homie.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Back at ya, Marge.
:'''[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]''': I am telling you this is really me!
:'''[[Marge]]''': Homer!
:'''[[Homer]]''': What did I do know?
:'''[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]''': Who is his Homah?
:'''[[Marge]]''': I'm so sorry Mr. Wolfcastle!
:'''[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]''': It's all right, Mahge. I get it all the time. I should have an underling make these calls, but I wash ti appear as one of the people. As i did in "McBain Kills for the People". In any case, I have a catering job for you....
----
:'''[[Homer]]''': Woo-hoo! I've got my job back! I'm the breadwinner again!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Back to the status quo!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': And everyone's happy!

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-:'''[[Homer]]''': I'm lower than low. I've lost my job and my self-respect. I need to talk to someone who cares.
-:'''[[Moe]]''': No job. No paycheck. No beer.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I'm lower than low. I've lost my job and my self-respect. I need to talk to someone who cares.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': But we're friends, Moe!
+{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} No job. No paycheck. No beer.
-:'''[[Moe]]''': Only when your rab's paid up, Rummy. Come back when you're emplyed!
+{{qf|Homer}} But we're friends, Moe!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Awww...
+{{qf|Moe}} Only when your tab's paid up, Rummy. Come back when you're employed!
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Forget what ever It was I ded at the power plant! I'll start a new career!
+{{qf|Homer}} Forget what ever It was I ded at the power plant! I'll start a new career!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Here we go again.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Here we go again.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': What's that supposed to mean?
+{{qf|Homer}} What's that supposed to mean?
-:'''[[Marge]]''': You've already tried snowplowing, web hosting, trucking, fortune cookie writing, cartoon voiceovers... ...food critic, screen-writer, mixologist, bootlegger, and astronaut.
+{{qf|Marge}} You've already tried snowplowing, web hosting, trucking, fortune cookie writing, cartoon voiceovers... ...food critic, screen-writer, mixologist, bootlegger, and astronaut.
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Mom, you've been staring at the pone for hours.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Mom, you've been staring at the pone for hours.
-:'''[[Marge]]''': I got tired of watching the pots not boiling. Who am I kidding? No one is ever going to call.
+{{qf|Marge}} I got tired of watching the pots not boiling. Who am I kidding? No one is ever going to call.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Cheer up, mom. I'll bet there's someone thinking of hiring you right this minute.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Cheer up, mom. I'll bet there's someone thinking of hiring you right this minute.
 ----
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Who is this really?
+{{qf|Marge}} Who is this really?
-:'''[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]''': I am telling you that I am Rainier Wolfcastle.
+{{qf|[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]}} I am telling you that I am Rainier Wolfcastle.
-:'''[[Marge]]''': This is Homer, right?
+{{qf|Marge}} This is Homer, right?
-:'''[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]''': Who is this Homah?
+{{qf|Rainer Wolfcastle}} Who is this Homah?
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Hee hee! it's so sweet of you to try and cheer me up. :'''[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]''': I love you so much, Homie.
+{{qf|Marge}} Hee hee! it's so sweet of you to try and cheer me up. {{qf|Rainer Wolfcastle}} I love you so much, Homie.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Back at ya, Marge.
+{{qf|Homer}} Back at ya, Marge.
-:'''[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]''': I am telling you this is really me!
+{{qf|Rainer Wolfcastle}} I am telling you this is really me!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Homer!
+{{qf|Marge}} Homer!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': What did I do know?
+{{qf|Homer}} What did I do know?
-:'''[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]''': Who is his Homah?
+{{qf|Rainer Wolfcastle}} Who is his Homah?
-:'''[[Marge]]''': I'm so sorry Mr. Wolfcastle!
+{{qf|Marge}} I'm so sorry Mr. Wolfcastle!
-:'''[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]''': It's all right, Mahge. I get it all the time. I should have an underling make these calls, but I wash ti appear as one of the people. As i did in "McBain Kills for the People". In any case, I have a catering job for you....
+{{qf|Rainer Wolfcastle}} It's all right, Mahge. I get it all the time. I should have an underling make these calls, but I wash ti appear as one of the people. As I did in "McBain Kills for the People". In any case, I have a catering job for you....
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Woo-hoo! I've got my job back! I'm the breadwinner again!
+{{qf|Homer}} Woo-hoo! I've got my job back! I'm the breadwinner again!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Back to the status quo!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Back to the status quo!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': And everyone's happy!
+{{qf|Lisa}} And everyone's happy!