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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Cleanliness is next to funliness!
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{{qf|Marge}} Hello, everyone! You know, [[Jacqueline Bouvier|my mother]] once told me that all you need to clean up after a family is some baking soda and vinegar. Yeah, right, Mom.
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{{qf|Marge}} All right, everybody out so I can clean this room!
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Oh, Marge. When will you learn that cleaning only creates a strain of super-intelligent dirt that will be more resistant to your cleansing techniques?
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{{qf|Marge}} ...and voila! Look what a little elbow grease can do! And just think, I'll get to do the exact same thing again tomorrow! And the day after that! Yessir, there's nothing like the satisfaction of a clean house. It's just so rewarding and such a nice way to spend the entire day...hmmm...picking up and scrubbing things... If I ever meet that Mr. Muscle, I'm going to punch him right in the nose!

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