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{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Greeting, salutation, and the hello-how-are-yous-with-the-curiosity-and-the-concern! I am here today on behalf of the [[Environmental Protection Agency]] to serve you with an injunction.
{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Oh my! What are you injuncting us about?
{{qf|Professor Frink}} The way you live! We have determined that your household's lifestyle has created a hole in the ozone layer above your domicile, which [ng-hey!] would explain why your hair is on fire. Great Sagan's ghost! Your hair is on fire!
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{{qf|Marge}} Well, it's easy to point fingers. What, may I ask, are you doing to help?
{{qf|Professor Frink}} In order to prevent an ecological apocalypse of Water-Worldian proportions, I have decided to drastically reduce my wasteful output. I am now solely represented by an incorporeal hologram, eliminating my carbon footprint... As well as my actual footprint. However, it's an experiment that has gone horribly, horribly awry.
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{{qf|Marge}} I bet the kids at school would kill to have a shirt made from lawn clippings!
{{qf|[[Bart]]}} I bet the kids at school would kill the person wearing this shirt. At the very least, I think dogs will pee on him.
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{{qf|Bart}} Is it finally over?
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I think so, boy. We can plug the refrigerator back in and stop weaving our own toilet paper from old newspapers.
{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Good grief. Mom only started his crusade yesterday.
{{qf|Homer}} You hear that, boy? We went green for a whole day! Nobody can ask more of us than that!

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