Marge Gets a Job/Quotes - Revision history

201.176.165.47 at 07:02, September 13, 2021

2021-09-13T07:02:49Z

2F13: - Cleanup

2018-11-12T12:17:51Z

- Cleanup

Abbot: Bot: formatting, applying template Qf, deleting empty lines (code: quotes)

2018-11-12T12:17:00Z

Bot: formatting, applying template Qf, deleting empty lines (code: quotes)

2F13: linking, formatting

2018-11-12T12:16:43Z

linking, formatting

2F13: linking

2014-08-30T17:52:26Z

linking

SolarBot: replaced: Waylon Smithers → Waylon Smithers, Jr.

2013-01-02T11:04:35Z

replaced: Waylon Smithers → Waylon Smithers, Jr.

SolarBot at 09:51, August 31, 2012

2012-08-31T09:51:21Z

SolarBot at 18:51, August 27, 2012

2012-08-27T18:51:10Z

Solar Dragon at 21:08, January 20, 2012

2012-01-20T21:08:38Z

2.220.84.6: forgot to pluralise carry to carries

2012-01-20T20:46:31Z

forgot to pluralise carry to carries

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie|New Kid on the Block}}
-{{qf|[[Smithers]]}} This resume is very impressive. Let me be the first to say "abibu gazini".
+{{qf|[[Smithers]]}} This resume is very impressive. Let me be the first to say "<span title="almost at work" style="white-space:nowrap; border-bottom: 1px dotted #000; cursor:help;">karibu kazini</span>".
 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} "What?"
 {{qf|Smithers}} "Welcome aboard." I guess my Swahili's not as good as yours.

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie|New Kid on the Block}}
 {{qf|[[Smithers]]}} This resume is very impressive. Let me be the first to say "abibu gazini".

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-'''[[Smithers]]:''' This resume is very impressive. Let me be the first to say "abibu gazini".
+{{qf|[[Smithers]]}} This resume is very impressive. Let me be the first to say "abibu gazini".
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} "What?"
-'''[[Marge]]:''' "What?"
+{{qf|Smithers}} "Welcome aboard." I guess my Swahili's not as good as yours.
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-'''Marge:''' Last week, some Jehovah's Witnesses came to the door, and I wouldn't let them leave. They snuck away when I went into the kitchen to get more lemonade.
+{{qf|Marge}} Last week, some Jehovah's Witnesses came to the door, and I wouldn't let them leave. They snuck away when I went into the kitchen to get more lemonade.
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-'''[[Lisa]]:''' "You'll be just like Marie and Pierre Curie."
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} "You'll be just like Marie and Pierre Curie."
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} "What'd they do?"
-'''[[Homer]]:''' "What'd they do?"
+{{qf|Lisa}} "They discovered radium! Then they both died of radiation poisoning."
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-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' I want you to show this woman the time of her life.
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} I want you to show this woman the time of her life.
-:'''Homer:''' Gotcha! Marge, we're getting some drive-thru, then we're doing it twice!
+{{qf|Homer}} Gotcha! Marge, we're getting some drive-thru, then we're doing it twice!
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-:'''Marge:''' What do I do?
+{{qf|Marge}} What do I do?
-:'''Smithers''': Heh, heh, heh. Marge, please! According to your resume, you invented this machine!
+{{qf|Smithers}} Heh, heh, heh. Marge, please! According to your resume, you invented this machine!
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-:'''[[Grampa]]''': Good news, boy! I found a pharmacy that carries leeches! Well, it wasn't actually a pharmacy – more of a bait shop.
+{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Good news, boy! I found a pharmacy that carries leeches! Well, it wasn't actually a pharmacy – more of a bait shop.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Look, Grampa, I'm fine! I don't really need any more home remedies.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Look, Grampa, I'm fine! I don't really need any more home remedies.
-:'''Grampa''': Oral thermometer, my eye! Think warm thoughts, boy, cos this is mighty cold.
+{{qf|Grampa}} Oral thermometer, my eye! Think warm thoughts, boy, cos this is mighty cold.
-:'''Bart''': ''AAAAAAGGHH ...!
+{{qf|Bart}} ''AAAAAAGGHH ...!
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 :''[Las Vegas. Tom Jones has finished a concert when he is met backstage by Smithers.]''
-:'''Smithers''': Tom Jones?
+{{qf|Smithers}} Tom Jones?
-:'''[[Tom Jones]]''': Yes?
+{{qf|[[Tom Jones]]}} Yes?
-:'''Smithers''': I was wandering if you'd be interested in performing at a private party.
+{{qf|Smithers}} I was wandering if you'd be interested in performing at a private party.
-:'''Tom Jones''': Sorry, mate, I do not do private parties.
+{{qf|Tom Jones}} Sorry, mate, I do not do private parties.
-:'''Smithers''': Well, then maybe you will respond to what is in this briefcase. ''[emits green cloud]''
+{{qf|Smithers}} Well, then maybe you will respond to what is in this briefcase. ''[emits green cloud]''
-:'''Tom Jones''': Alright, but I don't see ... ''[cough, collapses]''
+{{qf|Tom Jones}} Alright, but I don't see ... ''[cough, collapses]''
-:'''Smithers''': Pleasant dreams, Mr. Jones.
+{{qf|Smithers}} Pleasant dreams, Mr. Jones.
 {{Season 4|Q}}

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 {{Cleanup}}
-'''[[Waylon Smithers, Jr.|Smithers]]:''' "This resume is very impressive. Let me be the first to say 'abibu gazini.'"
+'''[[Smithers]]:''' This resume is very impressive. Let me be the first to say "abibu gazini".
-'''[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]: '''"What?"
+'''[[Marge]]:''' "What?"
-'''Smithers''':" 'Welcome aboard.' I guess my Swahili's not as good as yours."
+'''Smithers''': "Welcome aboard." I guess my Swahili's not as good as yours.
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-'''Marge:''' Last week, some Jeohvah's Witnesses came to the door, and I wouldn't let them leave. They snuck away when I went into the kitchen to get more lemonade.
+'''Marge:''' Last week, some Jehovah's Witnesses came to the door, and I wouldn't let them leave. They snuck away when I went into the kitchen to get more lemonade.
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-'''[[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]]:''' "You'll be just like Marie and Pierre Curie."
+'''[[Lisa]]:''' "You'll be just like Marie and Pierre Curie."
-'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]:''' "What'd they do?"
+'''[[Homer]]:''' "What'd they do?"
 '''Lisa:''' "They discovered radium! Then they both died of radiation poisoning."
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 :'''Smithers''': Heh, heh, heh. Marge, please! According to your resume, you invented this machine!
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-:'''[[Abraham Simpson|Grampa]]''': Good news, boy! I found a pharmacy that carries leeches! Well, it wasn't actually a pharmacy – more of a bait shop.
+:'''[[Grampa]]''': Good news, boy! I found a pharmacy that carries leeches! Well, it wasn't actually a pharmacy – more of a bait shop.
-:'''Bart''': Look, Grampa, I'm fine! I don't really need any more home remedies.
+:'''[[Bart]]''': Look, Grampa, I'm fine! I don't really need any more home remedies.
 :'''Grampa''': Oral thermometer, my eye! Think warm thoughts, boy, cos this is mighty cold.
 :'''Bart''': ''AAAAAAGGHH ...!
 ----
-:''[Las Vegas. Tom Jones has finished a concert when he is met backstage by Smithers]''
+:''[Las Vegas. Tom Jones has finished a concert when he is met backstage by Smithers.]''
 :'''Smithers''': Tom Jones?
 :'''[[Tom Jones]]''': Yes?

@@ Line 25: / Line 25: @@
 :'''Smithers''': Heh, heh, heh. Marge, please! According to your resume, you invented this machine!
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-:'''Grampa''': Good news, boy! I found a pharmacy that carries leeches! Well, it wasn't actually a pharmacy – more of a bait shop.
+:'''[[Abraham Simpson|Grampa]]''': Good news, boy! I found a pharmacy that carries leeches! Well, it wasn't actually a pharmacy – more of a bait shop.
 :'''Bart''': Look, Grampa, I'm fine! I don't really need any more home remedies.
 :'''Grampa''': Oral thermometer, my eye! Think warm thoughts, boy, cos this is mighty cold.
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 :''[Las Vegas. Tom Jones has finished a concert when he is met backstage by Smithers]''
 :'''Smithers''': Tom Jones?
-:'''Tom Jones''': Yes?
+:'''[[Tom Jones]]''': Yes?
 :'''Smithers''': I was wandering if you'd be interested in performing at a private party.
 :'''Tom Jones''': Sorry, mate, I do not do private parties.