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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Kent_Brockman" title="Kent Brockman">Kent Brockman</a>}} The article questions whether the proximity of the <a href="/wiki/Nuclear_Power_Plant" class="mw-redirect" title="Nuclear Power Plant">Nuclear Power Plant</a> could be the cause of the... and I quote, &quot;high percentage...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} The article questions whether the proximity of the [[Nuclear Power Plant]] could be the cause of the... and I quote, &quot;high percentage of 'triple-bagger uggos' that wander the streets like creatures escaped from an alien zoo.&quot;<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Why did they show Patty and Selma?<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Bwah-ha-ha! Triple bagger uggos!<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Oh no! My poor sisters.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} C'mon, Marge, they look in the mirror every day. They know.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Patty Bouvier]]}} No, Marge. You've always been the pretty one.<br /> {{qf|[[Selma Bouvier]]}} No one has ever said &quot;nice costume&quot; to you on [[Halloween]] when you weren't wearing one.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Patty, what are you doing here?<br /> {{qf|Marge}} No. It's not Patty.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Oh. Selma, I don't think Marge is home.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Homer, it's me! It's me. Marge!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Oooooh...<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} I wanted to show my sisters that I think their &quot;look&quot; is beautiful, so I decided to get a little make-over.<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} It's kind of a make-under.<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Make-under? I think your new look may have put Homer six-feet under!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Homer, look at me!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Can't do that.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} You're being silly.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} If I look at you, then I'll see you. I'll see the Franken-Selma-Patty Monster. I don't want that.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} You're writing me a ticket?<br /> {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} You parked an inch over the line.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} I've parked like that before, and you've never given me a ticket.<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Yeah. You were hot then.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I taped pictures of you to the inside of these glasses.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} These aren't pictures of me. These are pictures of [[Playdude]] centerfolds!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} i swear I was thinking of you when I was looking at them!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Simpsons Comics stories quotes]]</div>

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