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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = March On
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Ian Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Northward Bound}}
|requirements =
|characters = {{ap|Ian|very tall man}}, [[Nelson]]
|optional = [[Jimbo]], [[Kearney]], [[Dolph]], [[Milhouse]], [[Snake]], [[Wiggum]]
|internal = MarchOn
|id = 250022 - 250026
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''March On''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Northward Bound}} content update. It requires {{ap|Ian|very tall man}} to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Ian's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|Alright, guys. I need your help. Someone needs a beating.}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|If you're talking about Milhouse, we already worked him over for his lunch money but we said we'd be back for the gratuity.}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon}}
{{TB|Service industry workers live off their tips. {{*}}punches Milhouse in the arm{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Pained}}
{{TB|I respect that. I just don't have another 15%.}}
{{Tapped Out Dolph Icon}}
{{TB|EIGHTEEN percent. We're not cheapskates. {{*}}punches Milhouse{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Grim}}
{{TB|Not him, you doofuses. There's this tall guy who picked on me and I'm ready to retaliate.}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Wait, you were bullied? }}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|No, I wouldn't say bullied, per se…}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Looks like Nelson can't fight his own battles. To quote the Bard, "Haw haw".}}
{{Tapped Out Dolph Icon}}
{{TB|Maybe we should start calling you the new Milhouse.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Then we could be like brothers! }}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Grim}}
{{TB|You dweebs gonna help me or not?}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|Yeah, sure, we'll help ya, "New Milhouse".}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|I always wanted a brother. Do you prefer top bunk or bottom bunk?}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon}}
{{TB|Stop talking, Old Milhouse. It makes you harder to hit. {{*}}punches Milhouse{{*}} No, I guess not.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Nelson Go to Ian's House|2 hours|a [[Brown House]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Nelson]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Jimbo Go to Ian's House|2 hours|a [[Brown House]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Jimbo]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Kearney Go to Ian's House|2 hours|a [[Brown House]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Kearney]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Dolph Go to Ian's House|2 hours|a [[Brown House]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Dolph]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Milhouse Make Bunk Beds|2 hours|the [[Van Houten House]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Milhouse]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Ian Answer the Door|2 hours|a [[Brown House]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Ian's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ian Icon}}
{{TB|Hello. How can I help you gentlemen?}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|That's him. Get him, guys! }}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Uh, that dude is like seven feet tall…}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|More like eight!}}
{{Tapped Out Dolph Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|His legs are bigger than my whole body!}}
{{Tapped Out Ian Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Oh, I remember you. You're that boy who laughs at everyone, aren't you? Come back with your friends for a little retaliation, have you?}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Retaliation? No sir.}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|We don't know the meaning of the word.}}
{{Tapped Out Dolph Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Or of any inciting incident on which retaliation might be due.}}
{{Tapped Out Ian Icon}}
{{TB|I see. Then suppose we stage a little reenactment…}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ian Make Nelson March Through the Streets|4 hours|[[Ian's Car]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Jimbo Get Marched Through the Streets|4 hours|[[Springfield Park Entrance]], [[Springfield National Park]], [[Peek-At-Em Park]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Springfield Skate Park]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Jimbo]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Kearney Get Marched Through the Streets|4 hours|[[Springfield Park Entrance]], [[Springfield National Park]], [[Peek-At-Em Park]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Springfield Skate Park]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Kearney]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Dolph Get Marched Through the Streets|4 hours|[[Springfield Park Entrance]], [[Springfield National Park]], [[Peek-At-Em Park]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Springfield Skate Park]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Dolph]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Dolph Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Dude, you're gonna be so sorry you did that.}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Yeah, we know people!}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon}}
{{TB|Mean people!}}
{{Tapped Out Ian Icon}}
{{TB|You already know where I live, so don't hesitate to swing by and bring some of those mean people you know.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Ian's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Grim}}
{{TB|Our street cred went WAY down after that march, so we're gonna need to come up with some payback, fast!}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|But how are we gonna get that guy? He's huge.}}
{{Tapped Out Dolph Icon}}
{{TB|Well, if we're picking on adults, then that just means we need to find an adult of our own. Who are those mean people you said we know?}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, all the mean people I know are teachers. And they're wimps.}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon}}
{{TB|I've got just the person in mind. What time is it?}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon}}
{{TB|According to Milhouse's phone, it's almost seven o'clock.}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|Perfect, then we didn't miss it. C'mon, follow me.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Nelson Go to the Kwik-E-Mart|2 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Springfield Grocery Store]], [[CostMo]], [[Try-N-Save]], [[Quick & Fresh]], [[Sconewall Bakery]], [[Swapper Jack's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Nelson]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Jimbo Go to the Kwik-E-Mart|2 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Springfield Grocery Store]], [[CostMo]], [[Try-N-Save]], [[Quick & Fresh]], [[Sconewall Bakery]], [[Swapper Jack's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Jimbo]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Kearney Go to the Kwik-E-Mart|2 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Springfield Grocery Store]], [[CostMo]], [[Try-N-Save]], [[Quick & Fresh]], [[Sconewall Bakery]], [[Swapper Jack's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Kearney]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Dolph Go to the Kwik-E-Mart|2 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Springfield Grocery Store]], [[CostMo]], [[Try-N-Save]], [[Quick & Fresh]], [[Sconewall Bakery]], [[Swapper Jack's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Dolph]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Ian Drive to the Store|2 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, [[Springfield Grocery Store]], [[CostMo]], [[Try-N-Save]], [[Quick & Fresh]], [[Sconewall Bakery]], [[Swapper Jack's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Ian's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
{{TB|Yo, Apu, it's 7 p.m. You know the drill. Cash in the bag.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|Of course. Paper or plastic?}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Paper, you monster. Do you know the decay time of a plastic bag? It makes "15 to 20" look like a blink of the eye.}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Snake, my man. I almost missed your daily seven o'clock robbery.}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Hey, Jimbo! I do try to keep steady office hours.}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon}}
{{TB|We need your help. There's an adult who's picking on us.}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
{{TB|Of course, bro! Anything for my pottery partner.}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Pottery? What's he talking about?}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Ixnay on the ottery-pay, man…}}
{{Tapped Out Ian Icon}}
{{TB|Hello, Mr. Nahasapeemapetilon. I wonder if you carry size twenty-four shoe insoles. Say, uh, what's going on here?}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon}}
{{TB|That's the guy! Get him, Snake.}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
{{TB|I hear you've been picking on my pottery partner.}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Dude, seriously…}}
{{Tapped Out Ian Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Well, looks like we have another bully. You know, I don't much care for bullies.}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
{{TB|What are you gonna do about it, dude? I'm the one holding the gun.}}
{{Tapped Out Ian Icon}}
{{TB|You mean this gun? {{*}}grabs gun out of Snake's hands{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Whoa, how did you do that?}}
{{Tapped Out Ian Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Just one of the many benefits of having long arms. {{*}}points gun at Snake{{*}} Now, what are we going to do with you?}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|Don't shoot!}}
{{Tapped Out Ian Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Oh, I'm not going to shoot you. I have a much more effective method for teaching lessons.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ian March Snake Through the Streets|4 hours|[[Springfield Park Entrance]], [[Springfield National Park]], [[Peek-At-Em Park]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Springfield Skate Park]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Optional|Make Snake Plead With Ian|4 hours|[[Springfield Park Entrance]], [[Springfield National Park]], [[Peek-At-Em Park]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Springfield Skate Park]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Snake]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Ian's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Dude, you're totally gonna regret this…}}
{{Tapped Out Ian Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|That's what they all say. Now, pants around your ankles and wave to the good people. Blow them kisses!}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|You'll have to kill me first, dude.}}
{{Tapped Out Ian Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|{{*}}cocks gun{{*}} If you insist…}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|Whoa, take it easy with that thing. Fine, I'll blow them kisses and whatever. {{*}}starts blowing kisses{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Ian Icon}}
{{TB|I said pants down.}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
{{TB|Say, Chief. It looks like that guy is waving a gun around.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|I see him.}}
{{Tapped Out Eddie Icon}}
{{TB|And there's another guy with his pants down parading around, blowing kisses.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|I see him, too.}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
{{TB|Shouldn't we stop them?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|What, and miss the parade?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ian Cock the Gun|2 hours|[[Springfield Park Entrance]], [[Springfield National Park]], [[Peek-At-Em Park]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Springfield Skate Park]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Optional|Make Snake Blow Kisses to Everyone|2 hours|[[Springfield Park Entrance]], [[Springfield National Park]], [[Peek-At-Em Park]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Springfield Skate Park]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Snake]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Chief Wiggum Watch the Parade|2 hours|[[Springfield Park Entrance]], [[Springfield National Park]], [[Peek-At-Em Park]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Springfield Skate Park]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Wiggum]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

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@@ Line 35: / Line 35: @@
 {{TB|Wait, you were bullied? }}
 {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|No, I wouldn't say bullied, per se…}}
+{{TB|No, I wouldn't say bullied, per se...}}
 {{Tapped Out Kearney Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|Looks like Nelson can't fight his own battles. To quote the Bard, "Haw haw".}}
@@ Line 62: / Line 62: @@
 {{TB|That's him. Get him, guys! }}
 {{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Worried}}
-{{TB|Uh, that dude is like seven feet tall…}}
+{{TB|Uh, that dude is like seven feet tall...}}
 {{Tapped Out Kearney Icon|Surprised}}
 {{TB|More like eight!}}
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 {{TB|Or of any inciting incident on which retaliation might be due.}}
 {{Tapped Out Ian Icon}}
-{{TB|I see. Then suppose we stage a little reenactment…}}
+{{TB|I see. Then suppose we stage a little reenactment...}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ian Make Nelson March Through the Streets|4 hours|[[Ian's Car]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Jimbo Get Marched Through the Streets|4 hours|[[Springfield Park Entrance]], [[Springfield National Park]], [[Peek-At-Em Park]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Springfield Skate Park]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Jimbo]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Kearney Get Marched Through the Streets|4 hours|[[Springfield Park Entrance]], [[Springfield National Park]], [[Peek-At-Em Park]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Springfield Skate Park]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Kearney]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Dolph Get Marched Through the Streets|4 hours|[[Springfield Park Entrance]], [[Springfield National Park]], [[Peek-At-Em Park]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Springfield Skate Park]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Dolph]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Dolph Icon|Angry}}
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 {{TB|Pottery? What's he talking about?}}
 {{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Worried}}
-{{TB|Ixnay on the ottery-pay, man…}}
+{{TB|Ixnay on the ottery-pay, man...}}
 {{Tapped Out Ian Icon}}
 {{TB|Hello, Mr. Nahasapeemapetilon. I wonder if you carry size twenty-four shoe insoles. Say, uh, what's going on here?}}
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 {{TB|I hear you've been picking on my pottery partner.}}
 {{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Worried}}
-{{TB|Dude, seriously…}}
+{{TB|Dude, seriously...}}
 {{Tapped Out Ian Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Well, looks like we have another bully. You know, I don't much care for bullies.}}
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 {{THT|After tapping on Ian's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Snake Icon|Angry}}
-{{TB|Dude, you're totally gonna regret this…}}
+{{TB|Dude, you're totally gonna regret this...}}
 {{Tapped Out Ian Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|That's what they all say. Now, pants around your ankles and wave to the good people. Blow them kisses!}}
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 {{TB|You'll have to kill me first, dude.}}
 {{Tapped Out Ian Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|{{*}}cocks gun{{*}} If you insist…}}
+{{TB|{{*}}cocks gun{{*}} If you insist...}}
 {{Tapped Out Snake Icon|Embarrassed}}
 {{TB|Whoa, take it easy with that thing. Fine, I'll blow them kisses and whatever. {{*}}starts blowing kisses{{*}}}}