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<p>‎<span dir="auto"><span class="autocomment">top: </span>typos fixed: french → French</span></p> <table class="diff diff-contentalign-left" data-mw="interface"> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr style='vertical-align: top;' lang='en'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">Revision as of 19:18, August 1, 2021</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l33" >Line 33:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 33:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Look, Maude. God blessed us with another mouth to feed.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Look, Maude. God blessed us with another mouth to feed.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Maude Flanders]]}} More like a sinkhole that likes <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">french </del>fries.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Maude Flanders]]}} More like a sinkhole that likes <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">French </ins>fries.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Ned}} Maude, when I look in that man's face, I see Jesus.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Ned}} Maude, when I look in that man's face, I see Jesus.</div></td></tr> </table>

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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ}} {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Do PizzaBots Dream of Electric Guitars?|Uncut Femmes}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Marge" class="mw-redirect" title="Marge">Marge</a>}} Okay. So, Homer and I were going to the office <a href="/wiki/Christmas" title="Christmas">Christmas</a> party. {{qf...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Do PizzaBots Dream of Electric Guitars?|Uncut Femmes}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Okay. So, Homer and I were going to the office [[Christmas]] party.<br /> {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} I had just lost my last adult tooth, which they say is worth thousands.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Grampa. This is my story.<br /> {{qf|Grampa}} Fine.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Listen, before we go, I want to ask you a favor. Don't drink at the office party.<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} But then it just becomes a meeting.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Marge. Marge, Marge, Marge, Marge. When will you ever settle down?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} What the...?<br /> {{qf|Lenny}} Hey, Marge, want to rub shoulders?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Cover yourself up and quit hitting on my wife.<br /> {{qf|Lenny}} Oh, so now she's your wife.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} So, if you're all partying, who's running the plant?<br /> {{qf|Lenny}} We got a dog that barks when a light goes red.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} On, Slasher! On, Gasher! On, Mangey and Nips 'Em! On, Stalker! On, Vicious! On, Rabid and Rips 'Em!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Raphael]]}} Uh, aren't you gonna get out?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} No, just drive me around in circles, please.<br /> {{qf|Raphael}} Oh, sorry. You have to order an Uber Sad for that.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Isn't a church supposed to offer sanctuary?<br /> {{qf|[[Reverend Lovejoy]]}} I'll tell you what. Quote one Bible verse, and I'll let you in.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Um... &quot;There once was a man from Judaea who said to my wife, 'If I pay ya...'&quot;<br /> {{qf|Rev. Lovejoy}} And no.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Rev. Lovejoy}} Well, there is one person that takes the homeless, lost dogs, even grocery bags carried off by the wind.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Look, Maude. God blessed us with another mouth to feed.<br /> {{qf|[[Maude Flanders]]}} More like a sinkhole that likes french fries.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Ned}} Maude, when I look in that man's face, I see Jesus.<br /> {{qf|Maude}} When you look at everything, you see Jesus. I bet you're seeing Jesus right now.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Where's Daddy?<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Um, he-he won't be back for a while.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} It's okay. I love Bart. I love Bart. I love Bart. I love Bart.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} And I love Lisa.<br /> {{qf|Bart and Lisa}} I love you, I love you, I love you.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Ned}} Homer, would you like to say grace?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I'd rather just eat.<br /> {{qf|[[Rod Flanders]]}} No grace? Then I'm gonna let my hair grow natural.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Rod}} What's a jackass?<br /> {{qf|Ned}} It's a silly person, Roddy.<br /> {{qf|Rod}} Daddy, you're a jackass.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Sheesh. The mouth on that kid.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} God, I don't know if you could do this, but I want a different father.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I'm home.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Maude}} Oh, the baby's coming. Oh, wh-where's your father?<br /> {{qf|Rod}} He's delivering Christmas turkeys to the poor.<br /> {{qf|Maude}} That selfish jerk.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Let's bring another angel into this world. Perfectly normal. Eight fingers and eight toes.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Maude}} Give me my baby!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I guess it is mostly yours.<br /> <br /> {{Season 32|Q}}</div>

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