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<p></p> <table class="diff diff-contentalign-left" data-mw="interface"> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr style='vertical-align: top;' lang='en'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">Revision as of 19:16, March 5, 2022</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l21" >Line 21:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 21:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} No problem. 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Sadly, the challenge proved too much for Cap'n Chompy, who expired twenty minutes into the event. A very classy touch, sir, saluting your fallen adversary with a handful of shrimp before going back and finishing his portion. 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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Lindsey_Naegle" title="Lindsey Naegle">Lindsey Naegle</a>}} In fact, we&#039;re all dead thanks to the new Krusty-Veg Burger. {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Krusty_the_Clown" title="Krusty the Clown">Krusty the Clown</a>}} [Kaff!] You&#039;re telling me! This thing taste...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Lindsey Naegle]]}} In fact, we're all dead thanks to the new Krusty-Veg Burger.<br /> {{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} [Kaff!] You're telling me! This thing tastes like cardboard!<br /> {{qf|Board member 1}} Actually, it's only 39% cardboard. The rest is a textured blend of seaweed and recycled hamburger buns.<br /> {{qf|Board member 2}} But it still counts as 100% nontoxic, vegetative material.<br /> {{qf|Krusty}} Oy!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lindsey Naegle}} You have a television studio. Why not come up with some new shows?<br /> {{qf|Krusty}} Too expensive! There's a crazy idea going around that actors and writers need to get paid!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Gus Gustavson]]}} In just under four minutes, I've put away five pounds of fudge-covered bacon. My prizes are a t-shirt and an ambulance ride to the nearest hospital.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Krusty}} What's your name, sonny?<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Krusty! I'm Bart Simpson. How can you not remember me? I was the &quot;I Didn't Do It&quot; Boy on your show!<br /> {{qf|Krusty}} Umm...<br /> {{qf|Bart}} I convinced you to run for congress? Saved you from [[Sideshow Bob]] at least twice? Lead a revolt at {{ap|Kamp Krusty|location|your summer camp}}? Won a huge settlement from you after eating a [[Metal Krusty-O]]?<br /> {{qf|Krusty}} That I remember! C'mere, you little shtifer.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[on the phone]'' Hello, Lenny? Homer's got another temporary dream career.<br /> {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} No problem. I'll activate his automated stand-in.<br /> ----<br /> <br /> [[Category:Simpsons Comics stories quotes]]</div>

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