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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Malpractice Makes Perfect
|image =
|level = 7
|update = {{TOCU|Terwilligers}}
|requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}}
|characters = [[Dr. Robert]], [[Homer]], [[Lisa]], {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders}}
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
}}

'''Malpractice Makes Perfect''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Terwilligers}} content update. It requires [[Dr. Robert]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Robert Icon}}
{{TB|Does your head hurt? Is your stomach queasy? Are you tired and irritable all day?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Yes!}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Robert Icon}}
{{TB|But your regular doctor just tells you to cut out the booze and get some exercise, am I right?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Yes, the evil jerk.}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Robert Icon}}
{{TB|Then try the “Terwilliger Treatment”, a holistic medical approach that works with your lifestyle choices, not against them.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Ooh}}
{{TB|Ooh, “lifestyle choices” sounds a lot better than “the damn-fool things you do that are killing you.”}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Try Alternative Medicine|8 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|That treatment really worked! I feel good as new!}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Robert Icon}}
{{TB|No more symptoms, like bloating, lethargy, irritable bowel, or sleep apnea?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|No, I still got all of that, but that's what I meant.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Everything's back to normal!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Dr. Robert's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Doctor Robert, I have a terrible case of “cruiser back.”}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|You get it from sleeping in your police cruiser while you're supposed to be catching speeders.}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Robert Icon}}
{{TB|Drink 3 cups a day of my special health tea blend, but, and this is important, only after a meal of donuts.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Eyes Wide}}
{{TB|Now that's great doctoring!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|How about my painful and embarrassing face twitch here?}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Robert Icon}}
{{TB|Buy my homeopathic water, blend it with your beer, and serve it to your customers.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Wow, it works! My face twitch has been replaced by a gloating smile.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Dr. Robert Offer Terwilliger Treatments|12 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Dad, I don't think Doctor Terwilliger's advice is very helpful. It sounds like all he's doing is telling people what they want to hear.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Can't talk, Lisa. He's got me on strict course of “Laze in the Hammock” therapy.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Are any of these treatments even remotely supported by science?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Honey, “alternative medicine” is supported by centuries of wisdom from ancient cultures.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dreamy}}
{{TB|Now hand me the ancient cure for a cold: a six-pack of ice-cold Duff.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Look into Dr. Robert's Treatments|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Cure a Cold with Beer|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Dr. Robert's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Dr. Robert, I think you're just making money by giving people “medical” approval to do whatever they want.}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Robert Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|Lisa, medicine isn't about “cures” and “science”. It's about making patients happy through healthful, sensible choices.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Doctor Robert, do you have anything for stress?}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Robert Icon}}
{{TB|Indeed I do. But I'm afraid it involves dating a lot of much younger women.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Eyes Wide}}
{{TB|Somehow I will find the courage to endure the treatment.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Dr. Robert Offer Terwilliger Treatments|12 hours}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Research Dr. Robert's Past|12 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shouting}}
{{TB|People of Springfield!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Oh great, another Lisa shouting thing.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shouting}}
{{TB|Doctor Robert is a fraud! He's not an MD doctor. He just has a doctorate in education.}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|A “D. Ed”? That's barely a doctor of anything.}}
{{Tapped Out Chalmers Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Skinner, I have a D. Ed.}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Dr. Robert, do you have anything for a sudden stress headache?}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Robert Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|Indeed I do. And Lisa, during my many years as a school administrator, I found a remedy for the sickness that ails you…}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Robert Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|Chronic Unpopularity.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|I would never accept your help… totally unproven… but it never hurts to ask… um, what's the remedy?}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Robert Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|Just keep doing what you're doing, and eventually people will come to love you.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}
{{TB|Well, I guess that's worth five bucks.}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Enjoy Dubious Medical Advice|8 hours|{{TOG|White House or Hospital}}|4}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Terwilligers}}

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 |name = Malpractice Makes Perfect
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Dr. Robert Sidebar.png|x110px]]
 |level = 7
 |update = {{TOCU|Terwilligers}}
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 |characters = [[Dr. Robert]], [[Homer]], [[Lisa]], {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders}}
 |optional =
 |previous =
 |next =

@@ Line 26: / Line 26: @@
 {{TB|Yes, the evil jerk.}}
 {{Tapped Out Dr. Robert Icon}}
-{{TB|Then try the “Terwilliger Treatment”, a holistic medical approach that works with your lifestyle choices, not against them.}}
+{{TB|Then try the "Terwilliger Treatment", a holistic medical approach that works with your lifestyle choices, not against them.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Ooh}}
-{{TB|Ooh, “lifestyle choices” sounds a lot better than “the damn-fool things you do that are killing you.”}}
+{{TB|Ooh, "lifestyle choices" sounds a lot better than "the damn-fool things you do that are killing you."}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Try Alternative Medicine|8 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
@@ Line 45: / Line 45: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Dr. Robert's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Doctor Robert, I have a terrible case of “cruiser back.”}}
+{{TB|Doctor Robert, I have a terrible case of "cruiser back."}}
 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|You get it from sleeping in your police cruiser while you're supposed to be catching speeders.}}
@@ Line 68: / Line 68: @@
 {{TB|Dad, I don't think Doctor Terwilliger's advice is very helpful. It sounds like all he's doing is telling people what they want to hear.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
-{{TB|Can't talk, Lisa. He's got me on strict course of “Laze in the Hammock” therapy.}}
+{{TB|Can't talk, Lisa. He's got me on strict course of "Laze in the Hammock" therapy.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
 {{TB|Are any of these treatments even remotely supported by science?}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|Honey, “alternative medicine” is supported by centuries of wisdom from ancient cultures.}}
+{{TB|Honey, "alternative medicine" is supported by centuries of wisdom from ancient cultures.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dreamy}}
 {{TB|Now hand me the ancient cure for a cold: a six-pack of ice-cold Duff.}}
@@ Line 83: / Line 83: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Dr. Robert's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
-{{TB|Dr. Robert, I think you're just making money by giving people “medical” approval to do whatever they want.}}
+{{TB|Dr. Robert, I think you're just making money by giving people "medical" approval to do whatever they want.}}
 {{Tapped Out Dr. Robert Icon|Smug}}
-{{TB|Lisa, medicine isn't about “cures” and “science”. It's about making patients happy through healthful, sensible choices.}}
+{{TB|Lisa, medicine isn't about "cures" and "science". It's about making patients happy through healthful, sensible choices.}}
 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|Doctor Robert, do you have anything for stress?}}
@@ Line 106: / Line 106: @@
 {{TB|Doctor Robert is a fraud! He's not an MD doctor. He just has a doctorate in education.}}
 {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
-{{TB|A “D. Ed”? That's barely a doctor of anything.}}
+{{TB|A "D. Ed"? That's barely a doctor of anything.}}
 {{Tapped Out Chalmers Icon|Angry}}
 {{TB|Skinner, I have a D. Ed.}}
@@ Line 112: / Line 112: @@
 {{TB|Dr. Robert, do you have anything for a sudden stress headache?}}
 {{Tapped Out Dr. Robert Icon|Smug}}
-{{TB|Indeed I do. And Lisa, during my many years as a school administrator, I found a remedy for the sickness that ails you…}}
+{{TB|Indeed I do. And Lisa, during my many years as a school administrator, I found a remedy for the sickness that ails you...}}
 {{Tapped Out Dr. Robert Icon|Smug}}
 {{TB|Chronic Unpopularity.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Embarrassed}}
-{{TB|I would never accept your help… totally unproven… but it never hurts to ask… um, what's the remedy?}}
+{{TB|I would never accept your help... totally unproven... but it never hurts to ask... um, what's the remedy?}}
 {{Tapped Out Dr. Robert Icon|Smug}}
 {{TB|Just keep doing what you're doing, and eventually people will come to love you.}}