Solar Dragon at 21:52, April 27, 2025

2025-04-27T21:52:11Z

SolarBot: replaced: ’ → ' (44), … → ... (12), * → {{}} (12), {{{{}}}} → {{*}} (12)

2025-03-03T01:03:55Z

replaced: ’ → ' (44), … → ... (12), * → {{*}} (12), {{{{*}}}} → {{*}} (12)

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Making an Honest Buck |image = |level = 11 |update = {{TOCU|Simpsons Wrestling}} |requirements = |characters = Honest Abe, Mr. Burns, Ma..."

2025-03-02T23:00:57Z

Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Making an Honest Buck |image = |level = 11 |update = {{TOCU|Simpsons Wrestling}} |requirements = |characters = Honest Abe, Mr. Burns, Ma..."

New page

{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Making an Honest Buck
|image =
|level = 11
|update = {{TOCU|Simpsons Wrestling}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Honest Abe]], [[Mr. Burns]], [[Marge]], [[Wolfcastle]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
}}

'''Making an Honest Buck''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Simpsons Wrestling}} content update. It requires [[Honest Abe]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Well, if it isn’t Honest Abe!}}
{{Tapped Out Honest Abe Icon}}
{{TB|Burns, you’ve already recovered from the Diving Corkscrew Elbow Drop I gave you in the ring?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|My good man, that elbow drop did more for my back than my chiropractor has in thirty years.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Do me again, Abe!}}
{{Tapped Out Honest Abe Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}lifts Mr. Burns{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|{{*}}back cracking sounds{{*}} Aaaaahhh, that’s some good old fashioned bone-on-bone action…}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Honest Abe Piledrive Mr. Burns|4 hours|the [[Backyard Wrestling Ring]], [[Burns Manor]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|You okay, Mr. Burns?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|{{*}}laying on the ground{{*}} I can’t feel my legs.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Before they pained me so. Now nothing! I’ve never felt so alive!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Smithers, pick me up! I want to do the Five Step Waltz! No…this is a celebration. Make it a Six Step Waltz!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Abe, I don’t think Body Slamming a hundred-plus year old man is very wise.}}
{{Tapped Out Honest Abe Icon}}
{{TB|You’re right, Marge. I should stick to slamming ninety-year-olds!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|I mean you’re no spring chicken yourself. You shouldn’t be getting in the ring at all at your age.}}
{{Tapped Out Honest Abe Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|At my age?! I’d Body Slam you right now if it wouldn’t make Christmas awkward!}}
{{Tapped Out Honest Abe Icon}}
{{TB|That’s it. I challenge the whole darn town! Five hundred bucks to anyone who dares take Honest Abe in the ring.}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Sneaky}}
{{TB|Hmm, five hundred bucks would buy a lot of sleeves for my vest…}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Honest Abe Give Nelson a Half-Nelson|8 hours|[[Springfield Wrestling Pavilion]], the [[Backyard Wrestling Ring]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Whoa, whoa, whoa. Abe, you can’t beat up a little kid. That’s our job.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Now unhand that bully. And I’ll take the cash as evidence.}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
{{TB|Evidence?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Guilty}}
{{TB|Here’s fifty bucks to forget this ever happened.}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon|Sly}}
{{TB|A hundred bucks puts me in a coma till next Tuesday.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Honest Abe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Honest Abe Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|If I can’t wrestle little kids anymore, what’s the point of being alive?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Come on, Grampa. There’s gotta be somebody who’ll take your challenge.}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Prepare to meet your maker, Abe.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|Reverend?! Jesus climbed onto a cross, but you climbing into a ring is a whole different thing.}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Ned, the Good Book tells us that Jesus will return in the end times heavily tattooed, wearing blood-soaked robes, with swords coming out of his mouth.}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|This is as close to Jesus as I can get. I’m getting in that ring and laying down the law. The Law of Moses!}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Well, I can’t recite a contradictory scripture so… tag team?}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|So it is written… tag team.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Honest Abe Tag Team the Bible Thumpers|4 hours|[[Springfield Wrestling Pavilion]], the [[Backyard Wrestling Ring]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Angsty}}
{{TB|Timothy Lovejoy! Why in God’s name are you wrestling?!}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|That’s exactly why, Helen. All in God’s name.}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Angsty}}
{{TB|And Ned! You’re wrestling too?}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I got a tag team dream with a death wish for a death match!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Abe, old friend. If you wish to prove you’re still the best in the squared circle, you’ll have to fight… Glamorous Godfrey!}}
{{Tapped Out Honest Abe Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Glamorous Godfrey? But he’s retired! Also, side note: he’s ME! I can’t fight myself.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Did I hear something about molecular DNA disjointification cloning?}}
{{Tapped Out Honest Abe Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Cloning?! Is that even possible?}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|With this machine it is! The BIFURCATION-inator. That stands for Breaking Into Flesh Until Really Catastrophic Anatomical—}}
{{Tapped Out Honest Abe Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I’m sitting down. This explanation is longer than I thought.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|--Tearing Is Only Natural… inator.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Exhausted}}
{{TB|I’ll sit down now too.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Honest Abe Clone Himself With the BIFURCATION-inator|4 hours|[[Springfield Wrestling Pavilion]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Gorgeous Grampa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}poofing into existence{{*}} What the--?! Who took me away from my preening mirror?}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I can’t believe it worked! This is a scientific achievement of the highest order!}}
{{Tapped Out Honest Abe Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Wait. You mean you never tested this thing before?!}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|Let’s not focus on the details. What’s important is that… uh-oh Godfrey is disintegrating, and melting, and… poof, he’s gone.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Deadpan}}
{{TB|Making a note here… solid progress.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Wolfcastle's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}
{{TB|Abe, I accept your challenge. But if I win then the money goes to Charity.}}
{{Tapped Out Honest Abe Icon}}
{{TB|Charity? Then I’d be honored to lose. Which charity?}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}
{{TB|Charity is my mistress.}}
{{Tapped Out Honest Abe Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I shoulda known it was a screwy offer. I’ll be damned if--}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}
{{TB|Charity runs an organization for underprivileged children.}}
{{Tapped Out Honest Abe Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, sorry. Okay, but before I get in the ring with you, I want to see your preening skills.}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|I thought only Glamorous Godfrey concerned himself with preening.}}
{{Tapped Out Honest Abe Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I don’t see preening!}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Okay, okay, like this?}}
{{Tapped Out Honest Abe Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|More strut! Work the hair!}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|My body doesn’t move like that! {{*}}crack{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon|Pained}}
{{TB|Ach! My back! {{*}}falls to the ground{{*}} I can’t… go on…}}
{{Tapped Out Honest Abe Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Oh, well. Guess I’ll just take my money then. I’m off to the spa. Give my best to Charity!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Honest Abe Get a Spa Treatment|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Simpsons Wrestling}}

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Making an Honest Buck
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Honest Abe Sidebar.png|x120px]]
 |level = 11
 |update = {{TOCU|Simpsons Wrestling}}
@@ Line 7: / Line 7: @@
 |characters = [[Honest Abe]], [[Mr. Burns]], [[Marge]], [[Wolfcastle]]
 |optional =
 |previous =
 |next =

Making an Honest Buck - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 21:52, April 27, 2025

SolarBot: replaced: ’ → ' (44), … → ... (12), * → {{*}} (12), {{{{*}}}} → {{*}} (12)

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Making an Honest Buck |image = |level = 11 |update = {{TOCU|Simpsons Wrestling}} |requirements = |characters = Honest Abe, Mr. Burns, Ma..."

SolarBot: replaced: ’ → ' (44), … → ... (12), * → {{}} (12), {{{{}}}} → {{*}} (12)