Maggie's Meltdown/Quotes - Revision history

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:'''[[Marge]]''': Homer, according to today's newspaper it's "take your daugheter to work day" today! And since you've got two daughters...
:'''[[Homer]]''': What a rip! You mean, Lisa gets the day off, Maggie gets sprung out of the house... but I get stuck with Springfield Elementary School's same ol' same ol'?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Gee, dad, I'm really interested in seeing in The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Then see it you shall, Lisa! And you, too, li'l Maggie!
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Okay, Li'l Maggie... here's a picture of your favorite person to keep you smiling... and to help keep me goofing off!
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': And what is the one's name, Smithers?
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': Um, Homer Simpson, sir.
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Ah yes... Simpkins! Happy "allow your vile offspring to interrupt production" day! ANd who is this she certainly looks familiar...
:'''[[Homer]]''': Uh-oh! What if Mr. Burns recognizes Maggie? She once nearly shot him to death! Er.... this is my daighter Maggie, Mr. Burns! But you've never met her before! And i can assure you, she hardly ever carries any firearms!
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:'''[[Carl]]''': Hey, check it out, guys... a dozen fresh lard lad donuts--the deluxe assortment, too!
:'''[[Lenny]]''': Wow! That means two with sprinkles...
:'''[[Homer]]''': ...and a buttermilk cruller [GLAAAH!]
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:'''[[Carl]]''': Hey, all the meltdown alarms have stopped!
:'''[[Lenny]]''': And all of the meter reading have dropped back to normal!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Yeah, but that one cruller i'll never taste! [SIGH!]
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:'''[[Homer]]''': So, did you learn anything new today, Lisa?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Yes, I learned that I'm going to have to resort to more subersive tactics if I ever hope to effect any significant changes in our society!
:'''[[Homer]]''': That's nice honey...

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	{{qf\|Homer}} That's nice honey...		{{qf\|Homer}} That's nice honey...
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-:'''[[Marge]]''': Homer, according to today's newspaper it's "take your daugheter to work day" today! And since you've got two daughters...
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, according to today's newspaper it's "take your daugheter to work day" today! And since you've got two daughters...
-:'''[[Bart]]''': What a rip! You mean, Lisa gets the day off, Maggie gets sprung out of the house... but I get stuck with Springfield Elementary School's same ol' same ol'?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} What a rip! You mean, Lisa gets the day off, Maggie gets sprung out of the house... but I get stuck with Springfield Elementary School's same ol' same ol'?
-:'''[[Lisa]]''':  Gee, dad, I'm really interested in seeing in The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Gee, dad, I'm really interested in seeing in The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Then see it you shall, Lisa! And you, too, li'l Maggie!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Then see it you shall, Lisa! And you, too, li'l Maggie!
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-:'''[[Homer]]''': Okay, Li'l Maggie... here's a picture of your favorite person to keep you smiling... and to help keep me goofing off!
+{{qf|Homer}} Okay, Li'l Maggie... here's a picture of your favorite person to keep you smiling... and to help keep me goofing off!
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': And what is the one's name, Smithers?
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} And what is the one's name, Smithers?
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': Um, Homer Simpson, sir.
+{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Um, Homer Simpson, sir.
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Ah yes... Simpkins! Happy "allow your vile offspring to interrupt production" day! ANd who is this she certainly looks familiar...
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Ah yes... Simpkins! Happy "allow your vile offspring to interrupt production" day! ANd who is this she certainly looks familiar...
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Uh-oh! What if Mr. Burns recognizes Maggie? She once nearly shot him to death! Er.... this is my daighter Maggie, Mr. Burns! But you've never met her before! And i can assure you, she hardly ever carries any firearms!
+{{qf|Homer}} Uh-oh! What if Mr. Burns recognizes Maggie? She once nearly shot him to death! Er.... this is my daighter Maggie, Mr. Burns! But you've never met her before! And I can assure you, she hardly ever carries any firearms!
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-:'''[[Carl]]''': Hey, check it out, guys... a dozen fresh lard lad donuts--the deluxe assortment, too!
+{{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} Hey, check it out, guys... a dozen fresh lard lad donuts—the deluxe assortment, too!
-:'''[[Lenny]]''': Wow! That means two with sprinkles...
+{{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Wow! That means two with sprinkles...
-:'''[[Homer]]''': ...and a buttermilk cruller [GLAAAH!]
+{{qf|Homer}} ...and a buttermilk cruller [GLAAAH!]
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-:'''[[Carl]]''': Hey, all the meltdown alarms have stopped!
+{{qf|Carl}} Hey, all the meltdown alarms have stopped!
-:'''[[Lenny]]''': And all of the meter reading have dropped back to normal!
+{{qf|Lenny}} And all of the meter reading have dropped back to normal!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Yeah, but that one cruller i'll never taste! [SIGH!]
+{{qf|Homer}} Yeah, but that one cruller i'll never taste! [SIGH!]
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-:'''[[Homer]]''': So, did you learn anything new today, Lisa?
+{{qf|Homer}} So, did you learn anything new today, Lisa?
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Yes, I learned that I'm going to have to resort to more subersive tactics if I ever hope to effect any significant changes in our society!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Yes, I learned that I'm going to have to resort to more subersive tactics if I ever hope to effect any significant changes in our society!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': That's nice honey...
+{{qf|Homer}} That's nice honey...

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