Love in a Time of Scurvy - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 19:05, April 25, 2025

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Solar Dragon at 23:10, September 18, 2024

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Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Love in a Time of Scurvy |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Time Traveling Toaster}} |requirements = Act 3 |characters = Lisa, Homer, {{T..."

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Love in a Time of Scurvy
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Time Traveling Toaster}}
|requirements = Act 3
|characters = [[Lisa]], [[Homer]], {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders}}
|optional =
|previous = {{TOQP|It's About Time|6}}
|next = [[Homercoming]]
|event = yes
}}

'''Love in a Time of Scurvy''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Time Traveling Toaster}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Alarmed}}
{{TB|Eek! The town is overrun with rats!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Eyeroll}}
{{TB|Ugh. Can't believe I just said “eek”.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|You call this overrun? This ain't overrun. I can still see the floor, most places.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, if I got rid of the rats, do you think THAT would make Marge love me again?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Shrug. That's how uninvested in your question I am. I'm actually saying the word “shrug” out loud.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I'll take that as a "yes"!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Tempt Fate|4 hours|[[Homer's Workbench]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After starting the job|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Scream}}
{{TB|Heeeeeelp! Raaaaaaats!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Marge!}}
{{Tapped Out Artie Ziff Icon|Pirate}}
{{TB|It's pronounced Marrrrrge, ye beached whale. And that's me girl yer talkin' too.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Alternate Timeline Pirate Artie Ziff!}}
{{Tapped Out Artie Ziff Icon|Pirate}}
{{TB|That's Arrrrrtie -- with five rrrrrs. I'll hear if you miss one.}}
{{THT|After finishing the task|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|This is it! I can make Marge love me if I save her from a life of hatch-battening, parrot-swabbing, and buckle-swashing.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{EyeP|600}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|I'm assembling a pirate crew, and I need recruits!}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|What are the terms of employment? I've been cheated by pirates before. Unbelievable, I know, but true.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I'm looking for fifty good men. Every man gets 100% of all booty plundered.}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|Make it 110%, and you've got yerself a crew.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Assemble a Crew|4 hours|[[Homer's Workbench]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Join Homer's Crew|4 hours|[[Homer's Workbench]]|5}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|Your men are ready to fight and die for you, Cap'n Homer. What are your orders?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Shiver those timbers, men! Hoist up the keel! Avast those mateys! We're huntin' Ziffs!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{EyeP|600}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|If we're to stand a chance against Pirate Captain Ziff, my crew, we'll need to sharpen yer skills.}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|You mean like sailing, sword fighting, and swashbuckling?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I was thinking more of drinking rum, sea shanties, and drinking grog.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Can we skip the shanties?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Done and done. Begin training montage!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Teach the Ways of the Pirate|4 hours|[[Homer's Workbench]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Learn the Ways of the Pirate|4 hours|[[Homer's Workbench]]|5}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|I love you guys. I mean -- *hic!* -- fifty lashes to the first one of ye that forgets to tip his cap at me, but still… I love you guys.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{EyeP|600}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Homer, we're running out of rum, we keep sailing in circles, and I got scurvy. Mind you, I had it already.}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|Arrrrr. As a man of the sea, I may be able to help. Let's cheat.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Cheat? But I'm a pirate! It is simply not done!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|What if we stop pretending we're in pirate times, and we use modern guns, radar, and computers to take down our foe?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Wait, we have access to those? Know what? Fine. You do a time travel story, this is what you get.}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Homer's Crew}} Fight With Future Technology|4 hours|[[Homer's Workbench]]|5}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Artie Ziff Icon|Pirate}}
{{TB|This isn't the last you've heard of me! I shall return in Pirates of Springfield 2: On Dumber Tides!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{EyeP|600}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The quest name is a reference to the novel ''{{W|Love in the Time of Cholera}}'' by {{W|Gabriel García Márquez}}.

{{Tapped Out Quests/Time Traveling Toaster}}

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-{{TB|I love you guys. I mean -- *hic!* -- fifty lashes to the first one of ye that forgets to tip his cap at me, but still… I love you guys.}}
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