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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Everything I know about women can be summed up by a jump-rope rhyme: "Girls go to Mars
to buy candy bars, boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider." Except I didn't have to go to Jupiter to get stupider.
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' And then I ran right home to you.
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' You did everything great, Bart. Then you told me all about it like a true gentleman. I can't wait to use your moves on Lisa.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Ew! On every level, ew! Bart, you have to treat girls like they matter, not like they're a bunch of Milhice. What? It's the plural of Milhouse. Look it up.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Listen to your sister, boy.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' What I'm saying applies to you, too, Dad.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' What are you talkin' about? Marge and I are goin' great.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homer Simpson! Did you take Maggie to Moe's?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' It was during Happy Hour. Don't you want our baby to be happy?
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:'''[[Mary Spuckler]]:''' Bart Simpson, you get out of that gosh-darned fugue state this instant. Lift my spirits!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Um... lifting people's spirits is an interesting topic. For centuries, Neanderthal
and astronaut alike have enjoyed lifting spirits.
:'''[[Mary Spuckler]]:''' You're givin' me book report talk.
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:'''[[Mary Spuckler]]:''' Bart, you're a good duck, but we wouldn't last.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' But I'm the main guy in this story. Things are supposed to work out for me.
:'''[[Brazilian record producer's son]]:''' Everyone is the main guy in their own story. My friend, welcome to my story.
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:'''[[Woody Allen]]:''' Well done, Bart. You played that like a combination of Willie Mays and Paul Cézanne.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Who are you?
:'''[[Woody Allen]]:''' I... you know, I-I played the ant in Antz, the lesser known of the ant movies.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Oh, yeah.

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 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Everything I know about women can be summed up by a jump-rope rhyme: "Girls go to Mars to buy candy bars, boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider." Except I didn't have to go to Jupiter to get stupider.

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-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Everything I know about women can be summed up by a jump-rope rhyme: "Girls go to Mars to buy candy bars, boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider." Except I didn't have to go to Jupiter to get stupider.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Everything I know about women can be summed up by a jump-rope rhyme: "Girls go to Mars to buy candy bars, boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider." Except I didn't have to go to Jupiter to get stupider.
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-:'''[[Bart]]:''' And then I ran right home to you.
+{{qf|Bart}} And then I ran right home to you.
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' You did everything great, Bart. Then you told me all about it like a true gentleman. I can't wait to use your moves on Lisa.
+{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} You did everything great, Bart. Then you told me all about it like a true gentleman. I can't wait to use your moves on Lisa.
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Ew! On every level, ew! Bart, you have to treat girls like they matter, not like they're a bunch of Milhice. What? It's the plural of Milhouse. Look it up.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Ew! On every level, ew! Bart, you have to treat girls like they matter, not like they're a bunch of Milhice. What? It's the plural of Milhouse. Look it up.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Listen to your sister, boy.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Listen to your sister, boy.
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' What I'm saying applies to you, too, Dad.
+{{qf|Lisa}} What I'm saying applies to you, too, Dad.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' What are you talkin' about? Marge and I are goin' great.
+{{qf|Homer}} What are you talkin' about? Marge and I are goin' great.
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homer Simpson! Did you take Maggie to Moe's?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer Simpson! Did you take Maggie to Moe's?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' It was during Happy Hour. Don't you want our baby to be happy?
+{{qf|Homer}} It was during Happy Hour. Don't you want our baby to be happy?
 ----
-:'''[[Mary Spuckler]]:''' Bart Simpson, you get out of that gosh-darned fugue state this instant. Lift my spirits!
+{{qf|[[Mary Spuckler]]}} Bart Simpson, you get out of that gosh-darned fugue state this instant. Lift my spirits!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Um... lifting people's spirits is an interesting topic. For centuries, Neanderthal and astronaut alike have enjoyed lifting spirits.
+{{qf|Bart}} Um... lifting people's spirits is an interesting topic. For centuries, Neanderthal and astronaut alike have enjoyed lifting spirits.
-:'''[[Mary Spuckler]]:''' You're givin' me book report talk.
+{{qf|Mary Spuckler}} You're givin' me book report talk.
 ----
-:'''[[Mary Spuckler]]:''' Bart, you're a good duck, but we wouldn't last.
+{{qf|Mary Spuckler}} Bart, you're a good duck, but we wouldn't last.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' But I'm the main guy in this story. Things are supposed to work out for me.
+{{qf|Bart}} But I'm the main guy in this story. Things are supposed to work out for me.
-:'''[[Brazilian record producer's son]]:''' Everyone is the main guy in their own story. My friend, welcome to my story.
+{{qf|[[Brazilian record producer's son]]}} Everyone is the main guy in their own story. My friend, welcome to my story.
 ----
-:'''[[Woody Allen]]:''' Well done, Bart. You played that like a combination of Willie Mays and Paul Cézanne.
+{{qf|[[Woody Allen]]}} Well done, Bart. You played that like a combination of Willie Mays and Paul Cézanne.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Who are you?
+{{qf|Bart}} Who are you?
-:'''[[Woody Allen]]:''' I... you know, I-I played the ant in Antz, the lesser known of the ant movies.
+{{qf|Woody Allen}} I... you know, I-I played the ant in Antz, the lesser known of the ant movies.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Oh, yeah.
+{{qf|Bart}} Oh, yeah.
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