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{{TabQ
|episode=Lost Verizon
}}
(Bart prank calls Hawaii.)
:'''Hawaiian Bartender''': Aloha.
:'''Bart''': Aloha to you. I'm looking for Maya. Last name Normousbutt.
:'''Hawaiian Bartender''': Hang on. I'll check. Uh, has anyone seen Maya Normousbutt?
(Bar patrons laugh.)
----
(Bart's found cell phone rings)
:'''Bart''': Hello? Bart Simpson.
:'''Denis Leary''': This is Denis Leary, you little puke! When I find you, I'm gonna tear your heart out with two fingers! I know how to do it, too. I learned it for my show.
:'''Bart''': Which one? The one that got canceled, or the one that's gonna get canceled?
----
:'''Bart''': I'm never gonna have a cell phone.
:'''Lisa''': And I'm never gonna go to Machu Pichu. In this family, you get used to disappointment.
----
:'''Principal Skinner''': I can't believe I'm out of gas. I put in one dollar of gas and I've only driven ninety cents.
:'''Agnes Skinner''': You had to drive with the windows open, didn't you, Rockefeller?
----
:'''Bart''': Mom, even Milhouse has a cell phone. Your son is lamer than Milhouse! What does that say about you?
----
(Bart is at Lisa's tea party)
:'''Bart''': I don't know why I agreed to this.
:'''Lisa''': Because you like the taste of my imaginary tea.
:'''Bart''': Oh, you're right.
----
:'''Lisa''': (seeing what her parents are up to) Tracking software? (gasps) You're spying on Bart!
:'''Marge''': Honey, keeping track of someone because you love them is not wrong. It shows you care.
:'''Moe''': (Listening to Marge via his own bugging device in the basement) That's right my beautiful, beautiful Midge. (Laughs) Soon, you'll be mine.
:'''FBI Agent #1''': (observing Moe via spy camera) Keep talking, creepo.
:'''FBI Agent #2''': Every word buys you a year in the slammer.
----
(Dr. Hibbert gives Bart money after retrieving his golf ball.)
:'''Bart''': A dollar? What for?
:'''Dr. Hibbert''': It's the least I could do. These balls cost five dollars new.
:'''Bart''': So I can get a dollar for every ball I find? Then if a cell phone costs $100, how many balls do I need?
:'''Dr. Hibbert''': (speaking aside to Dr. Riviera, his caddy) This is why my kids go to private school. (Laughs)
----
:'''Marge''': Bart, how did you get a cell phone?
:'''Bart''': The same way you got me. By accident, on a golf course.
----
:'''Marge''': Son, we can't afford to get you a cell phone. As it is, I'm buying frozen peas in installments.

{{Season 20 Q}}

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 :''[Bart driving a forklift and Milhouse standing on the lifts]''
-{{qf|[[Milhouse  Van Houten]]}} ''[laughing]'' Are you sure this is safe?
+{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} ''[laughing]'' Are you sure this is safe?
 {{qf|Bart}} ''[holding the seat belt]'' Sure I got my seat belt on.
 :''[Marge shows up]''

@@ Line 3: / Line 3: @@
 :''[Bart prank calls Hawaii]''
-:'''[[Hawaiian bartender]]:''' Aloha.
+{{qf|[[Hawaiian bartender]]}} Aloha.
-:'''Bart:''' Aloha to you. I'm looking for Maya. Last name Normousbutt.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Aloha to you. I'm looking for Maya. Last name Normousbutt.
-:'''Hawaiian bartender:''' Hang on. I'll check. Uh, has anyone seen Maya Normousbutt?
+{{qf|Hawaiian bartender}} Hang on. I'll check. Uh, has anyone seen Maya Normousbutt?
 :''[Bar patrons laugh]''
 ----
 :''[Bart's found cell phone rings]''
-:'''Bart:''' Hello? Bart Simpson.
+{{qf|Bart}} Hello? Bart Simpson.
-:'''Denis Leary:''' This is Denis Leary, you little puke! When I find you, I'm gonna tear your heart out with two fingers! I know how to do it, too. I learned it for my show.
+{{qf|{{Ch|Denis Leary}}}} This is Denis Leary, you little puke! When I find you, I'm gonna tear your heart out with two fingers! I know how to do it, too. I learned it for my show.
-:'''Bart:''' Which one? The one that got canceled, or the one that's gonna get canceled?
+{{qf|Bart}} Which one? The one that got canceled, or the one that's gonna get canceled?
 ----
+{{qf|Bart}} I'm never gonna have a cell phone.
-:'''Bart:''' I'm never gonna have a cell phone.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} And I'm never gonna go to [[Machu Picchu]]. In this family, you get used to disappointment.
 ----
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} I can't believe I'm out of gas. I put in one dollar of gas and I've only driven ninety cents.
-:'''Principal Skinner:''' I can't believe I'm out of gas. I put in one dollar of gas and I've only driven ninety cents.
+{{qf|[[Agnes Skinner]]}} You had to drive with the windows open, didn't you, Rockefeller?
 ----
+{{qf|Bart}} Mom, even Milhouse has a cell phone. Your son is lamer than Milhouse! What does that say about you?
 ----
 :''[Bart is at Lisa's tea party]''
-:'''Bart:''' I don't know why I agreed to this.
+{{qf|Bart}} I don't know why I agreed to this.
-:'''Lisa:''' Because you like the taste of my imaginary tea.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Because you like the taste of my imaginary tea.
-:'''Bart:''' Oh, you're right.
+{{qf|Bart}} Oh, you're right.
 ----
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[seeing what her parents are up to]'' Tracking software? ''[gasps]'' You're spying on Bart!
-:'''Lisa:''' ''[seeing what her parents are up to]'' Tracking software? ''[gasps]'' You're spying on Bart!
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Honey, keeping track of someone because you love them is not wrong. It shows you care.
-:'''Marge:''' Honey, keeping track of someone because you love them is not wrong. It shows you care.
+{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} ''[Listening to Marge via his own bugging device in the basement]'' That's right my beautiful, beautiful Midge. ''[laughs]'' Soon, you'll be mine.
-:'''Moe:''' ''[Listening to Marge via his own bugging device in the basement]'' That's right my beautiful, beautiful Midge. ''[laughs]'' Soon, you'll be mine.
+{{qf|FBI Agent #1}} ''[observing Moe via spy camera]'' Keep talking, creepo.
-:'''FBI Agent #1:''' ''[observing Moe via spy camera]'' Keep talking, creepo.
+{{qf|FBI Agent #2}} Every word buys you another year in the slammer.
 ----
 :''[Dr. Hibbert gives Bart money after retrieving his golf ball]''
-:'''Bart:''' A dollar? What for?
+{{qf|Bart}} A dollar? What for?
-:'''Dr. Hibbert:''' It's the least I could do. These balls cost five dollars new.
+{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} It's the least I could do. These balls cost five dollars new.
-:'''Bart:''' So I can get a dollar for every ball I find? Then if a cell phone costs $100, how many balls do I need?
+{{qf|Bart}} So I can get a dollar for every ball I find? Then if a cell phone costs $100, how many balls do I need?
-:'''Dr. Hibbert:''' ''[speaking aside to Dr. Riviera, his caddy]'' This is why my kids go to private school. ''[Laughs]''
+{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} ''[speaking aside to Dr. Riviera, his caddy]'' This is why my kids go to private school. ''[Laughs]''
 ----
+{{qf|Marge}} Bart, how did you get a cell phone?
-:'''Marge:''' Bart, how did you get a cell phone?
+{{qf|Bart}} The same way you got me. By accident, on a golf course.
 ----
+{{qf|Marge}} Son, we can't afford to get you a cell phone. As it is, I'm buying frozen peas in installments.
 ----
 :''[Bart driving a forklift and Milhouse standing on the lifts]''
-:'''Milhouse:''' ''[laughing]'' Are you sure this is safe?
+{{qf|[[Milhouse  Van Houten]]}} ''[laughing]'' Are you sure this is safe?
-:'''Bart:''' ''[holding the seat belt]'' Sure I got my seat belt on.
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[holding the seat belt]'' Sure I got my seat belt on.
 :''[Marge shows up]''
-:'''Marge:''' Bartholomew Jay Simpson! ''[Bart brakes the forklift, sending Milhouse flies into a wall, knocking him out]'' What are you doing at this construction site?
+{{qf|Marge}} Bartholomew Jay Simpson! ''[Bart brakes the forklift, sending Milhouse flies into a wall, knocking him out]'' What are you doing at this construction site?
-:'''Bart:''' Uh trying to do something constructive. ''[Marge murmurs disapprovingly]'' I'll just take Milhouse home. ''[picks Milhouse up with the forklift and leaves]''
+{{qf|Bart}} Uh trying to do something constructive. ''[Marge murmurs disapprovingly]'' I'll just take Milhouse home. ''[picks Milhouse up with the forklift and leaves]''
 {{Season 20|Q}}

@@ Line 41: / Line 41: @@
 ----
 :'''Marge''': Son, we can't afford to get you a cell phone. As it is, I'm buying frozen peas in installments.
 {{Season 20|Q}}

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
 {{TabQ}}
 ----
-(Bart's found cell phone rings)
-:'''Bart''': Hello? Bart Simpson.
+:''[Bart's found cell phone rings]''
-:'''Denis Leary''': This is Denis Leary, you little puke! When I find you, I'm gonna tear your heart out with two fingers! I know how to do it, too. I learned it for my show.
+:'''Bart:''' Hello? Bart Simpson.
-:'''Bart''': Which one? The one that got canceled, or the one that's gonna get canceled?
+:'''Denis Leary:''' This is Denis Leary, you little puke! When I find you, I'm gonna tear your heart out with two fingers! I know how to do it, too. I learned it for my show.
 ----
-:'''Bart''': I'm never gonna have a cell phone.
-:'''Lisa''': And I'm never gonna go to Machu Pichu. In this family, you get used to disappointment.
+:'''Bart:''' I'm never gonna have a cell phone.
 ----
-:'''Principal Skinner''': I can't believe I'm out of gas. I put in one dollar of gas and I've only driven ninety cents.
-:'''Agnes Skinner''': You had to drive with the windows open, didn't you, Rockefeller?
+:'''Principal Skinner:''' I can't believe I'm out of gas. I put in one dollar of gas and I've only driven ninety cents.
 ----
-:'''Bart''': Mom, even Milhouse has a cell phone. Your son is lamer than Milhouse! What does that say about you?
 ----
-(Bart is at Lisa's tea party)
-:'''Bart''': I don't know why I agreed to this.
+:''[Bart is at Lisa's tea party]''
-:'''Lisa''': Because you like the taste of my imaginary tea.
+:'''Bart:''' I don't know why I agreed to this.
-:'''Bart''': Oh, you're right.
+:'''Lisa:''' Because you like the taste of my imaginary tea.
 ----
-:'''Lisa''': (seeing what her parents are up to) Tracking software? (gasps) You're spying on Bart!
-:'''Marge''': Honey, keeping track of someone because you love them is not wrong. It shows you care.
+:'''Lisa:''' ''[seeing what her parents are up to]'' Tracking software? ''[gasps]'' You're spying on Bart!
-:'''Moe''': (Listening to Marge via his own bugging device in the basement) That's right my beautiful, beautiful Midge. (Laughs) Soon, you'll be mine.
+:'''Marge:''' Honey, keeping track of someone because you love them is not wrong. It shows you care.
-:'''FBI Agent #1''': (observing Moe via spy camera) Keep talking, creepo.
+:'''Moe:''' ''[Listening to Marge via his own bugging device in the basement]'' That's right my beautiful, beautiful Midge. ''[laughs]'' Soon, you'll be mine.
-:'''FBI Agent #2''': Every word buys you a year in the slammer.
+:'''FBI Agent #1:''' ''[observing Moe via spy camera]'' Keep talking, creepo.
 ----
-(Dr. Hibbert gives Bart money after retrieving his golf ball.)
-:'''Bart''': A dollar? What for?
+:''[Dr. Hibbert gives Bart money after retrieving his golf ball]''
-:'''Dr. Hibbert''': It's the least I could do. These balls cost five dollars new.
+:'''Bart:''' A dollar? What for?
-:'''Bart''': So I can get a dollar for every ball I find? Then if a cell phone costs $100, how many balls do I need?
+:'''Dr. Hibbert:''' It's the least I could do. These balls cost five dollars new.
-:'''Dr. Hibbert''': (speaking aside to Dr. Riviera, his caddy) This is why my kids go to private school. (Laughs)
+:'''Bart:''' So I can get a dollar for every ball I find? Then if a cell phone costs $100, how many balls do I need?
 ----
-:'''Marge''': Bart, how did you get a cell phone?
-:'''Bart''': The same way you got me. By accident, on a golf course.
+:'''Marge:''' Bart, how did you get a cell phone?
 ----
-:'''Marge''': Son, we can't afford to get you a cell phone. As it is, I'm buying frozen peas in installments.
 ----
 {{Season 20|Q}}

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-{{TabQ
+{{TabQ}}
-|episode=Lost Verizon
 (Bart prank calls Hawaii.)
 :'''Hawaiian Bartender''': Aloha.
@@ Line 43: / Line 42: @@
 :'''Marge''': Son, we can't afford to get you a cell phone. As it is, I'm buying frozen peas in installments.
-{{Season 20 Q}}
+{{Season 20|Q}}