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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Lord of the Flanders
|image =
|level = 11
|update = {{TOCU|Flanders Family Reunion}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Lord Thistlewick Flanders]], [[Mr. Burns]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
}}

'''Lord of the Flanders''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Flanders Family Reunion}} content update. It requires [[Lord Thistlewick Flanders]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Smithers! There’s an interloper at my front door!}}
{{Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon|Aloof}}
{{TB|The name is Lord Thistlewick Flanders. I make a point of visiting like-minded plutocrats when I travel, and your manor looks to be the largest in Springfield.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I can’t abide visitors. Release the hounds!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Smithers, what on earth are the hounds doing?!}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|They appear to be nuzzling Lord Thistlewick, sir.}}
{{Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon|Aloof}}
{{TB|Your hounds are excellent judges of character. They’re unwilling to attack someone of my high breeding.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lord Thistlewick Flanders Pet Burns’ Hounds|4 hours|[[Burns Manor]] or the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon|Aloof}}
{{TB|I say, Monty, while I’m here, I think you and I should co-host a posh fundraising gala for my favorite charity, the Bootstrap Project.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|But my doctor says even a slight bit of fundraising could kill me. Who does this Bootstrap Project benefit, anyway?}}
{{Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon|Aloof}}
{{TB|Why, you and I, of course. All profits split evenly between us.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
{{TB|Lord Thistlewick, I like the cut of your jib.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Burns Host a Posh Charity Event|8 hours|[[Burns Manor]] or the [[Control Building]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lord Thistlewick Flanders Attend Posh Charity Event|8 hours|[[Burns Manor]] or the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lord Thistlewick Flanders' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Our fundraiser was a smashing success! What say we take all the money we earned and go shopping?}}
{{Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Shopping for what? Yachts, perhaps? Private jets?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Even better: Politicians!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lord Thistlewick Flanders Bribe Quimby|60 minutes|the [[Town Hall]], [[Burns Manor]] or the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|It’s-ah been an honor doing business with you, Lord Thistlewick.}}
{{Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon|Aloof}}
{{TB|Well, Monty, what do I do with him now that I’ve bought him?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|That’s up to you. Maybe draft a tax loophole for him to pass?}}
{{Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon|Aloof}}
{{TB|I think I’ll just ask him to strut about and cluck like a chicken.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|Er-ah, Rhode Island Red or Delaware Blue Hen?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lord Thistlewick Flanders' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon|Aloof}}
{{TB|There’s nothing a gentleman like myself enjoys so much as hunting for exotic game.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|I think I’ll bag one of those koalas. A marsupial is the one kind of head I don’t yet have on my wall.}}
{{Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon|Aloof}}
{{TB|I’m leaning toward that black rhinoceros. They’ll be extinct soon, so the window for hunting one is running out.}}
{{Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon|Stunned}}
{{TB|Gadzooks! I’ve just spotted an even better quarry: a giant panda! Tally-ho!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lord Thistlewick Flanders Load His Blunderbuss|4 hours|[[Burns Manor]] or the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|Uhh… I don’t think you guys are allowed to hunt the animals here at the Springfield Zoo.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|This is an outrage! I demand to speak to your manager!}}
{{Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon|Aloof}}
{{TB|I told you, Monty, we should have bought the zoo first. Quite.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lord Thistlewick Flanders' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|So, Lord Thistlewick, what do you think of my nuclear plant?}}
{{Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon|Aloof}}
{{TB|I’m a coal plant man, myself. I like my workers to get visibly dirty from their labors so I know to look down my nose on them in public.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Haven’t you heard of the Industrial Revolution currently underway? Coal has no place in these modern times, you backwards dinosaur!}}
{{Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Backwards dinosaur?! Sir, you’ve impugned my honor! I demand satisfaction. Pistols at dawn!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lord Thistlewick Flanders Slap Mr. Burns With a White Glove|8 hours|[[Burns Manor]] or the [[Control Building]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Mr. Burns Prepare for the Duel|8 hours|[[Burns Manor]] or the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Smithers, of course it will be you doing the actual dueling.}}
{{Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon|Aloof}}
{{TB|And my distant relative Nedward here will stand in for me.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Now hold on, Lord Thistlewick. I’ve tried to be a good host during your visit, but asking me to die for you seems… well, just a tad unreasonable.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|I’d also prefer not to die for you, sir.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} It would seem we can still agree on one thing, Lord Thistlewick: They don’t make toadies like they used to.}}
{{Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon|Aloof}}
{{TB|Quite.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Flanders Family Reunion}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Lord of the Flanders
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 11
 |update = {{TOCU|Flanders Family Reunion}}
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 |characters = [[Lord Thistlewick Flanders]], [[Mr. Burns]]
 |optional =
 |previous =
 |next =

@@ Line 18: / Line 18: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|Smithers! There’s an interloper at my front door!}}
+{{TB|Smithers! There's an interloper at my front door!}}
 {{Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon|Aloof}}
 {{TB|The name is Lord Thistlewick Flanders. I make a point of visiting like-minded plutocrats when I travel, and your manor looks to be the largest in Springfield.}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}}
-{{TB|I can’t abide visitors. Release the hounds!}}
+{{TB|I can't abide visitors. Release the hounds!}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Smithers, what on earth are the hounds doing?!}}
@@ Line 28: / Line 28: @@
 {{TB|They appear to be nuzzling Lord Thistlewick, sir.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon|Aloof}}
-{{TB|Your hounds are excellent judges of character. They’re unwilling to attack someone of my high breeding.}}
+{{TB|Your hounds are excellent judges of character. They're unwilling to attack someone of my high breeding.}}
-{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lord Thistlewick Flanders Pet Burns’ Hounds|4 hours|[[Burns Manor]] or the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lord Thistlewick Flanders Pet Burns' Hounds|4 hours|[[Burns Manor]] or the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
@@ Line 37: / Line 37: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon|Aloof}}
-{{TB|I say, Monty, while I’m here, I think you and I should co-host a posh fundraising gala for my favorite charity, the Bootstrap Project.}}
+{{TB|I say, Monty, while I'm here, I think you and I should co-host a posh fundraising gala for my favorite charity, the Bootstrap Project.}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 {{TB|But my doctor says even a slight bit of fundraising could kill me. Who does this Bootstrap Project benefit, anyway?}}
@@ Line 59: / Line 59: @@
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lord Thistlewick Flanders Bribe Quimby|60 minutes|the [[Town Hall]], [[Burns Manor]] or the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
-{{TB|It’s-ah been an honor doing business with you, Lord Thistlewick.}}
+{{TB|It's-ah been an honor doing business with you, Lord Thistlewick.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon|Aloof}}
-{{TB|Well, Monty, what do I do with him now that I’ve bought him?}}
+{{TB|Well, Monty, what do I do with him now that I've bought him?}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
-{{TB|That’s up to you. Maybe draft a tax loophole for him to pass?}}
+{{TB|That's up to you. Maybe draft a tax loophole for him to pass?}}
 {{Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon|Aloof}}
-{{TB|I think I’ll just ask him to strut about and cluck like a chicken.}}
+{{TB|I think I'll just ask him to strut about and cluck like a chicken.}}
 {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 {{TB|Er-ah, Rhode Island Red or Delaware Blue Hen?}}
@@ Line 75: / Line 75: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Lord Thistlewick Flanders' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon|Aloof}}
-{{TB|There’s nothing a gentleman like myself enjoys so much as hunting for exotic game.}}
+{{TB|There's nothing a gentleman like myself enjoys so much as hunting for exotic game.}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
-{{TB|I think I’ll bag one of those koalas. A marsupial is the one kind of head I don’t yet have on my wall.}}
+{{TB|I think I'll bag one of those koalas. A marsupial is the one kind of head I don't yet have on my wall.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon|Aloof}}
-{{TB|I’m leaning toward that black rhinoceros. They’ll be extinct soon, so the window for hunting one is running out.}}
+{{TB|I'm leaning toward that black rhinoceros. They'll be extinct soon, so the window for hunting one is running out.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon|Stunned}}
-{{TB|Gadzooks! I’ve just spotted an even better quarry: a giant panda! Tally-ho!}}
+{{TB|Gadzooks! I've just spotted an even better quarry: a giant panda! Tally-ho!}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lord Thistlewick Flanders Load His Blunderbuss|4 hours|[[Burns Manor]] or the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon|Scared}}
-{{TB|Uhh… I don’t think you guys are allowed to hunt the animals here at the Springfield Zoo.}}
+{{TB|Uhh... I don't think you guys are allowed to hunt the animals here at the Springfield Zoo.}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}}
 {{TB|This is an outrage! I demand to speak to your manager!}}
@@ Line 98: / Line 98: @@
 {{TB|So, Lord Thistlewick, what do you think of my nuclear plant?}}
 {{Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon|Aloof}}
-{{TB|I’m a coal plant man, myself. I like my workers to get visibly dirty from their labors so I know to look down my nose on them in public.}}
+{{TB|I'm a coal plant man, myself. I like my workers to get visibly dirty from their labors so I know to look down my nose on them in public.}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}}
-{{TB|Haven’t you heard of the Industrial Revolution currently underway? Coal has no place in these modern times, you backwards dinosaur!}}
+{{TB|Haven't you heard of the Industrial Revolution currently underway? Coal has no place in these modern times, you backwards dinosaur!}}
 {{Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon|Angry}}
-{{TB|Backwards dinosaur?! Sir, you’ve impugned my honor! I demand satisfaction. Pistols at dawn!}}
+{{TB|Backwards dinosaur?! Sir, you've impugned my honor! I demand satisfaction. Pistols at dawn!}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lord Thistlewick Flanders Slap Mr. Burns With a White Glove|8 hours|[[Burns Manor]] or the [[Control Building]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Mr. Burns Prepare for the Duel|8 hours|[[Burns Manor]] or the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
@@ Line 109: / Line 109: @@
 {{TB|And my distant relative Nedward here will stand in for me.}}
 {{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Worried}}
-{{TB|Now hold on, Lord Thistlewick. I’ve tried to be a good host during your visit, but asking me to die for you seems… well, just a tad unreasonable.}}
+{{TB|Now hold on, Lord Thistlewick. I've tried to be a good host during your visit, but asking me to die for you seems... well, just a tad unreasonable.}}
 {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
-{{TB|I’d also prefer not to die for you, sir.}}
+{{TB|I'd also prefer not to die for you, sir.}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} It would seem we can still agree on one thing, Lord Thistlewick: They don’t make toadies like they used to.}}
+{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} It would seem we can still agree on one thing, Lord Thistlewick: They don't make toadies like they used to.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon|Aloof}}
 {{TB|Quite.}}

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 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
 {{Tapped Out Quests/Flanders Family Reunion}}

Lord of the Flanders - Revision history

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Solar Dragon at 18:28, February 3, 2025

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Lord of the Flanders |image = |level = 11 |update = {{TOCU|Flanders Family Reunion}} |requirements = |characters = Lord Thistlewick Flanders,..."

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