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|characters = [[Noir Homer]]<br />
|optional = [[Wiggum]], [[Hans Moleman]]<br />
|internal = LongArmOfTheFlaw<br />
|id = 247053 - 247057<br />
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'''Long Arm of the Flaw''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Into the Simpsonsverse}} content update. It requires [[Noir Homer]] to be obtained.<br />
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== Dialogue ==<br />
=== Pt. 1 ===<br />
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{{THT|After tapping on Noir Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Serious}}<br />
{{TB|Chief Wiggum? Heard you were looking for this one.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon|Angry}}<br />
{{TB|What happened to like, reading me my rights, man?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Serious}}<br />
{{TB|We both know that'd be a waste of time with a slimeball like you.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|You didn't read him his rights? Sorry, Detective, but we're gonna have to let him go.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I won't tell if you won't. {{*}}winks{{*}}}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|Looks like you got something in your eye there.}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Be Slow on the Uptake|4 hours|[[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], [[Minimum Security Prison]], [[Burns State Prison]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Wiggum]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Noir Homer Explain Winking|4 hours|[[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], [[Minimum Security Prison]], [[Burns State Prison]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|What?! You're letting him go?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Serious}}<br />
{{TB|Sorry, but rules are rules.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I can't believe that worked! So long, suckers!}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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=== Pt. 2 ===<br />
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{{THT|After tapping on Noir Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Wow, so you're from the 1930s? And back then you didn't have to worry about people's rights or anything?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Serious}}<br />
{{TB|Darn straight.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Well, there's been a lot of changes since then.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Eyes Wide}}<br />
{{TB|Man, it sure would be nice to not have to deal with these whining perps and their "rights", though.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Serious}}<br />
{{TB|Darn right. In my day, the only law was that your suit had to match your fedora.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Serious}}<br />
{{TB|And that you had your name painted on the glass part of the door to your office. }}<br />
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Serious}}<br />
{{TB|And you had a wise-cracking secretary who carried a torch for you but you treated like a kid sister.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Serious}}<br />
{{TB|I think there may have been something about desk lamps, too. When I think about it, there were a lot of laws.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Ya know, I've got another case I'm working, if you want to tag along. Happy to show you how we did things back in my day.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Eyes Wide}}<br />
{{TB|Really? You don't think anyone would mind if I leave my post in the middle of the day to follow around a private eye?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I won't tell if you won't. {{*}}winks{{*}}}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|You really need to get your eye checked out. Tell you what, I'll bring one of our med kits for the road.}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Noir Homer Take Wiggum on a Case|4 hours|[[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], [[Minimum Security Prison]], [[Burns State Prison]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Grab a Med Kit|4 hours|[[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], [[Minimum Security Prison]], [[Burns State Prison]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Wiggum]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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=== Pt. 3 ===<br />
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{{THT|After tapping on Noir Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Serious}}<br />
{{TB|Okay, we're here. You watch my back. I'm gonna kick down the door on three. Ready?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|Woah, woah. You need a warrant for that.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Serious}}<br />
{{TB|A warrant? Pfft. I'm pretty sure I hear screams from inside.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|You do? I don't hear anything.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Eyes Wide}}<br />
{{TB|Ohh…OHH. Gee, mister, that's pretty clever, but like I said, we can't do that kind of stuff around here.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|Then how are we supposed to get anything done?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}<br />
{{TB|By going through the red tape! Lemme just call this in…}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} Fine. But I'm gonna listen to my favorite show while you do all that.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon}}<br />
{{TB|What station carries the Bromo-Seltzer Murder Hour?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}<br />
{{TB|We don't have that. When we're bored, we text on our phones.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Hmm. That detective emoji reminds me of someone.}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Noir Homer Listen to the Radio|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Ask for a Warrant|4 hours|[[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], [[Minimum Security Prison]], [[Burns State Prison]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Wiggum]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Great news. The hearings been arranged with the judge tomorrow morning for the warrant!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Great. I love sitting idly by while the criminals get a 24-hour head start on me. }}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Eyes Wide}}<br />
{{TB|Really? I love sitting idly by too! Here, let me show you a few games we learned on the force that you can play sitting down. }}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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=== Pt. 4 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Noir Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Well, that's every game I know. So, what's our next move while we wait for the warrant?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Serious}}<br />
{{TB|I think it's time to go undercover.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Eyes Wide}}<br />
{{TB|Ohh. Can I be a cowboy? I've always wanted to go undercover as a cowboy.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|Uhh, I don't think that's gonna work. Here, let me show you how it's done. }}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Noir Homer Go Undercover|8 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Go Undercover in a Big Can|8 hours|[[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], [[Minimum Security Prison]], [[Burns State Prison]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Wiggum]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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=== Pt. 5 ===<br />
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{{THT|After tapping on Noir Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Beer Stein Wiggum Icon|Guilty}}<br />
{{TB|Uh, yeah. If you could just roll me that way. It's kinda hard to move inside this big can.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|Why are you in a big can?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Beer Stein Wiggum Icon}}<br />
{{TB|It's my undercover costume. You didn't give me any time to prepare. I had to improvise.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Serious}}<br />
{{TB|Get out of the can! {{*}}gasp{{*}} Look, there's our perp. Stop right there! You're under arrest!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Beer Stein Wiggum Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Yeah, stop right there! Police! I'm — I'm stuck. Can you help me out?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Serious}}<br />
{{TB|Hands up!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|I surrender!}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Hans Moleman Surrender|4 hours|[[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], [[Minimum Security Prison]], [[Burns State Prison]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Hans Moleman]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Noir Homer Arrest Hans Moleman|4 hours|[[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], [[Minimum Security Prison]], [[Burns State Prison]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Serious}}<br />
{{TB|Looks like we've finally caught the Break-Neck Break-In Bandana Bandit.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|The who?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Serious}}<br />
{{TB|Don't you read your own police reports?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Serious}}<br />
{{TB|Those are confidential.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Serious}}<br />
{{TB|Probably shouldn't have mentioned that. But look at him. He fits the profile.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|Should he be wearing a bandana?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Serious}}<br />
{{TB|He obviously took it off to try to confuse us.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|And he's supposed to be a mastermind at super-fast break-ins? With a cane?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Pfft. It's obviously a ruse. {{*}}kicks Hans Moleman's cane{{*}}}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}falls to the ground{{*}} Gah!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Uh-huh. Quite a performance.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Exhausted}}<br />
{{TB|Ugh, this is gonna be so much paperwork. }}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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