Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{TabQ|ngr}} {{qf|Message box}} There is a bartender named Moe,
Who hates when business is slow.
So he'll rouse up the sots,
With a couple of shots,
And soon..."

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{{qf|Message box}} There is a bartender named [[Moe]], Who hates when business is slow. So he'll rouse up the sots, With a couple of shots, And soon he's regained status quo!
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{{qf|Message box}} To [[Springfield Penitentiary]] went [[Snake]], For selling I.D.'s that were fake. Jail won't bring him down, He'll be going to town, 'Cause every guard there's on the take!
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{{qf|Message box}} [[Professor Frink]], a genius of sorts, Has a problem with electrical shorts. Not the kind that plague toasters, Or the internet posters But the kind he invented for sports!
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{{qf|Message box}} From [[India]] comes Mister [[Apu]]. He'll sell you all kinds of tofu: Tofu cupcakes and puddings, Pot pies and pan dumplings, Plus a terrific new tofu shampoo!
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{{qf|Message box}} [[Martin Prince]] has great troubles in gym, Other boys like to make sport of him. A wet wedgie's no pleasure, Nor swirlies for good measure, (Though the exercise may help him slim!)
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{{qf|Message box}} [[Doctor Hibbert]] will open up wide, And let loose a laugh dignified. He'll laugh at a virus, Bleeding ulcer or eye-pus, Or a surgical glove left inside!
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{{qf|Message box}} There is a young fellow named [[Bart]], Who thinks his graffiti is art. His choice canvas is school, Teachers say it's uncool, But he won't take detention to heart!

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Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{TabQ|ngr}} {{qf|Message box}} There is a bartender named Moe,Who hates when business is slow.So he'll rouse up the sots,With a couple of shots,And soon..."

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{TabQ|ngr}} {{qf|Message box}} There is a bartender named Moe,
Who hates when business is slow.
So he'll rouse up the sots,
With a couple of shots,
And soon..."