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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Lodge a Complaint
|image =
|level = 30
|update = {{TOCU|Springfield Heights Chapter 2}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Mr. Burns]], [[Smithers]]
|optional =
|previous = {{TOQP2|Springfield Heights|13}}
|next =
}}

'''Lodge a Complaint''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Springfield Heights Chapter 2}} content update. It unlocks the [[Mountain Lodge]].

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|I've got more money than I can count… but I can still at least count my houses.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Let's see, I have the town house, lake house, tree house, Milhouse--}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Please, let me go home.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Shouting}}
{{TB|Smithers, I just realized I don't have a mountain lodge!}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|I'm sorry Sir. You had one, but thanks to climate change it became a beach cottage.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|So I have a mountain of money but none of lodge?! Do you know the looks I'll get at the trillionaire's club?}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|No. I'm not allowed to take off my blindfold at those meetings.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Shouting}}
{{TB|Just get me a lodge. And spare no expense!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Except, of course, for your own expenses. I do not reimburse mileage.}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|Complete these quests to earn the Mountain Lodge!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Cost|Make Smithers Plan Interior Decoration|12 hours|{{FurniturE|200}}|[[Burns Manor]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Smithers' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Sir, with the arrival of this solid gold fainting couch your lodge is complete.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|How could I care about that at a moment like this?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Did you know the world is getting hotter and hotter, threatening our nation's coffee reserves?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Mr. Burns, it's great that you've taken an interest in the environment.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|If I stockpile all of the coffee in Springfield, I could have a monopoly.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|You'd think after 30 levels I'd have lost my childish naïveté.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Smithers, fill the mountain lodge with coffee.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|But the white rug!}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|You'd think after 30 levels I'd have learned not to decorate in white.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Cost|Make Smithers Stockpile Coffee|6 hours|{{LattE|75}}|[[Burns Manor]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Now that the coffee is stockpiled, I need a security system to protect it.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Sir, don't you think you are going a bit overboard?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Absolutely not! I'm at-board at most, and probably under-board.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|I want motion sensors. I want infrared cameras. And I want a key hidden under that rock!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Cost|Make Smithers Plan Sophisticated Security|12 hours|{{SmartD|75}}|[[Burns Manor]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Smithers, who stole my idea of harvesting people's energy by forcing them to run on treadmills?}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|That's a gym, Sir. Those people are working out to live longer.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Idiots. It's much easier to just sleep on a water bed of orphan tears.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Wait, so people pay money for this humiliating process?}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, some even pay extra for someone to yell at them.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
{{TB|I've got another great idea – stockpile exercise equipment.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|People will be desperate to stay in shape when the apocalypse ruins Photoshop.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Cost|Make Smithers Create Lifelong Exercise Plan|8 hours|{{YogaM|75}}|[[Burns Manor]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Smithers! I feel like I haven't ruined everything for everyone yet. Is there something I'm missing?}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Well, people got really mad when that CEO raised the price of life-saving medication.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Of course! Pills! Everyone's third favorite thing to pop after corn and wheelies.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
{{TB|Smithers, stockpile medication. Just think how rich I'll be once modern society topples.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Technically, society already toppled once and you turned out very rich. Isn't that enough?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Nah, next time around I'm shooting for king.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Cost|Make Smithers Stock Up Mr Burns' Medications|4 hours|{{PharmaceuticaL|75}}|[[Burns Manor]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 6 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Smithers. I just had the most horrific dream…}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Yes. It was a dream. No one was spooning you. No one at all.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Shut up! I dreamt it was the future and I wasn't king. I was a lowly archduke…}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|There must be some hoardable resource I'm missing.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|You've taken everything people have or want. All they have left is their flesh and blood.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|That's it! I'll take their organs!}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|One of these days, you'll go too far and I'm going to quit.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|But today isn't it. Now let me go fill some bathtubs with ice.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Cost|Make Smithers Advertise Call for Organ Donors|24 hours|{{AD|75}}|[[Burns Manor]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 7 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Smithers, I've been thinking. I want to make sure I leave my mark upon the world.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|We could petition to get you on [[Mt. Rushmore]] next to [[George Washington]].}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Forget it. I'm not sharing the limelight or limestone with anyone!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
{{TB|I want to be revered as something bigger than any mountain, and greater than any man.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|You mean like [[God]]?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Yes! As long as I'm like the Old Testament one, and not that new-fangled lovey-dovey guy.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Cost|Make Smithers Worship Mr. Burns|12 hours|{{HollywoodA|50}}|[[Burns Manor]]}}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 8 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Smithers' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Great news Sir!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|They've reinstated child labor?}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|The planning and preparation for the Mountain Lodge is complete!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Oh well, that's pretty good, too, I guess.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|That's it? I've slaved away for days and this is all the thanks I receive?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|I don't pay you in thanks do I? Actually that's cheaper than money. I'll pay you in thanks – thank you!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Build|Build the [[Mountain Lodge]]|6 seconds}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Security looks good.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Coffee and organ stockpiles look adequately separated.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Unfortunately, this white carpet is completely soiled.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I expected better from you, Smithers.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Now seal it all up until the apocalypse.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 9 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|My propaganda films got a 79 on MegaCritic! Everyone knows that less than an 80 is worthless!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|They especially berated the segment about my giving back to the community.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|To be fair, your "community program" was a forced labor camp.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|And it contained children.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Kids love camp!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|And you will, too. When I banish you to the most remote wilderness I can think of!}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Yes. Well, if that's all, Sir. There's some VERY important business to attend to at the Mountain Lodge.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Smithers Relax in the Mountain Lodge|4 hours|the [[Mountain Lodge]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|2500}} and {{XP|250}}|colspan=2}}
}}

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-{{TB|I've got more money than I can count… but I can still at least count my houses.}}
+{{TB|I've got more money than I can count... but I can still at least count my houses.}}
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 {{TB|Let's see, I have the town house, lake house, tree house, Milhouse--}}
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-{{TB|Smithers. I just had the most horrific dream…}}
+{{TB|Smithers. I just had the most horrific dream...}}
 {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
 {{TB|Yes. It was a dream. No one was spooning you. No one at all.}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
-{{TB|Shut up! I dreamt it was the future and I wasn't king. I was a lowly archduke…}}
+{{TB|Shut up! I dreamt it was the future and I wasn't king. I was a lowly archduke...}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 {{TB|There must be some hoardable resource I'm missing.}}

Lodge a Complaint - Revision history

SolarBot: /* Pt. 1 */ replaced: {{TBT|'''Message'''}} → {{Tapped Out Message}}

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Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Lodge a Complaint |image = |level = 30 |update = {{TOCU|Springfield Heights Chapter 2}} |requirements = |characters = Mr. Burns, Smithers..."