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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} We'll stay in a luxury villa right on the beach...
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Whoo-hoo!
{{qf|Marge}} ..near Pristine rain forests, home to five percent of the species on Earth...
{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Biodiversity!
{{qf|Marge}} ..in a land where it's normal for kids to carry machetes.
{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Legalize it!
{{qf|Marge}} ''[to Maggie]'' And you can chew on the guidebook.
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{{qf|Marge}} I know it's expensive, but we spend our whole lives worrying about money.
{{qf|Homer}} That's because we don't have that much. We have a mortgage, a reverse mortgage. I think the house is owned by the car.
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{{qf|Marge}} Patty's new relationship really has to work out, because the dating apps won't take her anymore.
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{{qf|Marge}} What's "Pura vida"?
{{qf|[[Kirk Van Houten]]}} Uh, it means "pure life." Kind of a state of mind down here. Very chill. Like what you think of as chill but, like, a million times chiller.
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{{qf|Homer}} You also follow the pro cornhole tour?
{{qf|[[Evelyn]]}} Sure do. I used to play on my daddy's farm. We'd toss bags all day, even when it was hotter than a two-dollar pistol.
:''[Homer imagines himself juggling a hot $2 pistol]''
{{qf|Homer}} That is hot. Do you always speak in such colorful Southern-isms?
{{qf|Evelyn}} Haha. Does a mama possum skip church on Sundays?
{{qf|Homer}} Hmm. I bet she does. ''[laughs]''
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{{qf|Homer}} Oh. Hey, guys. We met these awesome monkeys on the beach, and we said they could crash here in exchange for them being hilarious.
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{{qf|Homer}} Honey, relax. The waterfall picture's going to be fine.
{{qf|Marge}} Fine? If this photo is just "fine", we're getting a divorce.
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{{qf|Bart}} ''[to Lisa]'' Why are you freaking out? Shouldn't you be in the jungle kissing a boa constrictor or something?
{{qf|Lisa}} This trip is so expensive, and Mom and Dad don't care, so I'm practicing sleeping in a car for when we lose the house and have to sleep in our car!
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{{qf|Kirk}} I can drink from the stream. After all these years, my gut is biomis simpatico with the local bacteria. ''[drinks from the stream]'' Ugh! Oh, God, there's something moving inside me! Oh, look out! Oh, look out! Look out, I said look out! Look out! Oh God! No simpatico! No simpatico!
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{{qf|Kirk}} Oh, I'm sorry, Kirk's tum-tum. Daddy drank some ick-ick. Oh, the rumblies are coming. The rumblies are coming! They're here!
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{{qf|Marge}} Patricia Maleficent Bouvier, I've put up with you criticizing my husband for years, and I've had it. Evelyn got Homer drunk. Evelyn ruined my dream photo. She's the bad influence.
{{qf|[[Patty]]}} That's ridiculous.
{{qf|Marge}} She may be southern, she may be a woman, but you're dating a Homer.
{{qf|Patty}} Oh, no.
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{{qf|[[Bernice Hibbert]]}} I'm stunned.
{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} I'm shocked.
{{qf|[[Shauna Chalmers]]}} I'm Shauna.
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{{qf|[[Luann Van Houten]]}} I'm just as surprised as any of you.
{{qf|Kirk}} Oh, what?! Come on! This scam was her idea. And this year she even charged you more so we could pay for our "intimacy coach". I mean, how many things can you do with a feather?
:''[Luann slaps Kirk. Everyone else approaches Kirk]''
{{qf|Kirk}} Oh, easy, guys, easy. Everyone try to remain pura vida. Huh?
{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} I'm gonna pura vida my foot in your ass if you don't give me back my money.
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{{qf|Marge}} Patty! Come back!
{{qf|Patty}} I can't! Because I'm on a zipline...
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{{qf|Marge}} Evelyn loves you, and Homer hates you more than anything in the world.
{{qf|Patty}} Even more than he hates [[Selma]]?
{{qf|Marge}} He feels sorry for Selma, because she has to live with you.

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 {{qf|Marge}} What's "Pura vida"?
-{{qf|[[Kirk Van Houten]]}} Uh,  it means "pure life." Kind of a state of mind down here. Very chill. Like what you think of as chill but, like, a million times chiller.
+{{qf|[[Kirk Van Houten]]}} Uh, it means "pure life." Kind of a state of mind down here. Very chill. Like what you think of as chill but, like, a million times chiller.
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 {{qf|Homer}} You also follow the pro cornhole tour?
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 {{qf|Marge}} Fine? If this photo is just "fine", we're getting a divorce.
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-{{qf|Bart}} ''[to Lisa]'' Why are you freaking out? Shouldn't you be  in the jungle kissing a boa constrictor or something?
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[to Lisa]'' Why are you freaking out? Shouldn't you be in the jungle kissing a boa constrictor or something?
 {{qf|Lisa}} This trip is so expensive, and Mom and Dad don't care, so I'm practicing sleeping in a car for when we lose the house and have to sleep in our car!
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-{{qf|Kirk}} I can drink  from the stream. After all these years, my gut is biomis simpatico with the local bacteria. ''[drinks from the stream]'' Ugh! Oh, God, there's something moving inside me! Oh, look out! Oh, look out! Look out, I said look out! Look out! Oh God! No simpatico! No simpatico!
+{{qf|Kirk}} I can drink from the stream. After all these years, my gut is biomis simpatico with the local bacteria. ''[drinks from the stream]'' Ugh! Oh, God, there's something moving inside me! Oh, look out! Oh, look out! Look out, I said look out! Look out! Oh God! No simpatico! No simpatico!
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-{{qf|Kirk}} Oh, I'm sorry,  Kirk's tum-tum. Daddy drank some  ick-ick. Oh, the rumblies are coming. The rumblies are coming! They're here!
+{{qf|Kirk}} Oh, I'm sorry, Kirk's tum-tum. Daddy drank some ick-ick. Oh, the rumblies are coming. The rumblies are coming! They're here!
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 {{qf|Marge}} Patricia Maleficent Bouvier, I've put up with you criticizing my husband for years, and I've had it. Evelyn got Homer drunk. Evelyn ruined my dream photo. She's the bad influence.

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