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:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Our top story tonight, it's officially the slowest news day in history! In our only other story, the tory factory that makes Radioactive Man action figures is offering a free tour...
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Yes!
:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' ...for the local orphanage!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' D'oh! Those lucky orphans!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Yeah, that's quite a stroke of good fortune they're all having. But what are you gonna do?
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:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Hello, new orphan!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Aaaah! Mr. Burns? What are you doing here?
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Oh, I own this orphanage! You see, young man, like many here, I too lost my parents to tragic accidents that I've legally never been connected to. It makes me feel good to give to those less fortunate.
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' Violet, you don't have to sleep on the floor. It's okay to use Bart's bed!
:'''[[Poor Violet]]:''' Thank you, but no, ma'am! I tried it, but [COUGH] I've never slept on anything softer than a hard wooden board before. It make my back all twisty [COUGH]
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Ewwww! You poor thing. Well, breakfast is ready when you feel straight enough to eat.
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' Have a good day at school, Lisa, and try to help Violet fit in!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I've spent the last three years trying to get me to fit in.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Just try, Lisa. She's a nice little girl who really could use some friends.
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' Grampa? What are you doing here?
:'''[[Grampa]]:''' I was looking for the bathroom at the home and got lost. Hey there, Lisa!
:'''[[Poor Violet]]:''' [COUGH!]
:'''[[Grampa]]:''' Wait a minute! I recognize that cough!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' You do?
:'''[[Grampa]]:''' It comes from years of neglect! Most of the folks at the home have got it!
:'''[[Poor Violet]]:''' Is there [COUGH] a cure?
:'''[[Grampa]]:''' Yep! You need attention, and plenty of it! Quick, tell me a long rambling story about how bad things were for you! WE need to get it out of your system! Stat!

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-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Our top story tonight, it's officially the slowest news day in history! In our only other story, the tory factory that makes Radioactive Man action figures is offering a free tour...
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Our top story tonight, it's officially the slowest news day in history! In our only other story, the tory factory that makes Radioactive Man action figures is offering a free tour...
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Yes!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Yes!
-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' ...for the local orphanage!
+{{qf|Kent Brockman}} ...for the local orphanage!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' D'oh! Those lucky orphans!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} D'oh! Those lucky orphans!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Yeah, that's quite a stroke of good fortune they're all having. But what are you gonna do?
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Yeah, that's quite a stroke of good fortune they're all having. But what are you gonna do?
 ----
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Hello, new orphan!
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Hello, new orphan!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Aaaah! Mr. Burns? What are you doing here?
+{{qf|Bart}} Aaaah! Mr. Burns? What are you doing here?
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Oh, I own this orphanage! You see, young man, like many here, I too lost my parents to tragic accidents that I've legally never been connected to. It makes me feel good to give to those less fortunate.
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Oh, I own this orphanage! You see, young man, like many here, I too lost my parents to tragic accidents that I've legally never been connected to. It makes me feel good to give to those less fortunate.
 ----
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Violet, you don't have to sleep on the floor. It's okay to use Bart's bed!
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Violet, you don't have to sleep on the floor. It's okay to use Bart's bed!
-:'''[[Poor Violet]]:''' Thank you, but no, ma'am! I tried it, but [COUGH] I've never slept on anything softer than a hard wooden board before. It make my back all twisty [COUGH]
+{{qf|[[Poor Violet]]}} Thank you, but no, ma'am! I tried it, but [COUGH] I've never slept on anything softer than a hard wooden board before. It make my back all twisty [COUGH]
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Ewwww! You poor thing. Well, breakfast is ready when you feel straight enough to eat.
+{{qf|Marge}} Ewwww! You poor thing. Well, breakfast is ready when you feel straight enough to eat.
 ----
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Have a good day at school, Lisa, and try to help Violet fit in!
+{{qf|Marge}} Have a good day at school, Lisa, and try to help Violet fit in!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I've spent the last three years trying to get me to fit in.
+{{qf|Lisa}} I've spent the last three years trying to get me to fit in.
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Just try, Lisa. She's a nice little girl who really could use some friends.
+{{qf|Marge}} Just try, Lisa. She's a nice little girl who really could use some friends.
 ----
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Grampa? What are you doing here?
+{{qf|Marge}} Grampa? What are you doing here?
-:'''[[Grampa]]:''' I was looking for the bathroom at the home and got lost. Hey there, Lisa!
+{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} I was looking for the bathroom at the home and got lost. Hey there, Lisa!
-:'''[[Poor Violet]]:''' [COUGH!]
+{{qf|Poor Violet}} [COUGH!]
-:'''[[Grampa]]:''' Wait a minute! I recognize that cough!
+{{qf|Grampa}} Wait a minute! I recognize that cough!
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' You do?
+{{qf|Marge}} You do?
-:'''[[Grampa]]:''' It comes from years of neglect! Most of the folks at the home have got it!
+{{qf|Grampa}} It comes from years of neglect! Most of the folks at the home have got it!
-:'''[[Poor Violet]]:''' Is there [COUGH] a cure?
+{{qf|Poor Violet}} Is there [COUGH] a cure?
-:'''[[Grampa]]:''' Yep! You need attention, and plenty of it! Quick, tell me a long rambling story about how bad things were for you! WE need to get it out of your system! Stat!
+{{qf|Grampa}} Yep! You need attention, and plenty of it! Quick, tell me a long rambling story about how bad things were for you! WE need to get it out of your system! Stat!