List of chalkboard gags - Revision history

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Solar Dragon: /* Season 37 */

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‎Season 37

MaxPower: /* Calendar */

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‎Calendar

RayDeeUx: /* Season 8 */ one word (match screenshot)

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‎Season 8: one word (match screenshot)

RayDeeUx: wikilinks and one last matching with screenshot contents

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wikilinks and one last matching with screenshot contents

MaxPower: /* Season 26 */

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‎Season 26

MaxPower: /* Season 17 */

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‎Season 17

MaxPower: /* Season 11 */

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‎Season 11

MaxPower: /* Season 10 */

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‎Season 10

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 {{TBT|678}}
 {{TB|[[File:ZABF11 chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
-{{TB|'''[[Lisa]] writes''':<br>Bart is at a doctor's appointment}}
+{{TB|'''[[Lisa]] writes:'''<br>Bart is at a doctor's appointment}}
 {{TB|"[[Better Off Ned]]"}}
 {{TB|ZABF11}}
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 {{TB|December 2003}}
 {{TB|[[File:Marge's "Vacation" chalkboard gags.png|250px]]}}
-{{TB|'''Bart writes''':<br>I will not put superglue on the principal's chair
+{{TB|'''Bart writes:'''<br>I will not put superglue on the principal's chair
 '''Marge writes:'''<br>I will not have any more children}}
 {{TB|[[Marge's "Vacation"]]}}

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 {{TBT|[[File:O C'mon All Ye Faithful premier chalkboard gag.png|100px]]}}
 {{TB|I will not deck the hall monitor}}
-{{TB|El Capitan Theatre premier of [[O C'mon All Ye Faithful]]}}
+{{TB|El Capitan Theatre premier of "[[O C'mon All Ye Faithful]]"}}
 {{TB|}}
 {{TBT|[[File:Nancy Cartwright chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
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 == Trivia ==
 Some chalkboard gags have mentioned, but not written on a chalkboard, including:
-*Bart requests to do so in [[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays]] to avoid [[Roofi]]'s music in his house, but [[Edna Krabappel]] does not give him detention.
+*Bart requests to do so in "[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays]]" to avoid [[Roofi]]'s music in his house, but [[Edna Krabappel]] does not give him detention.
 *"I will never fake my death and attend my own funeral", on [[Bart Sawyer]]'s Tapped Out unlock message.
 {{Visual gags}}

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 {{TB|"[[Irrational Treasure]]"}}
 {{TB|37ABF08}}
 }}

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 {{TB|Written by [[Principal Skinner]] in [[The Simpsons Calendar 2010]] (bottom-left corner)}}
 {{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons Personalized Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}}
-{{TB|''Name here'' is not wasting the watching prime-time animated cartoons.}}
+{{TB|''Name here'' is not wasting time watching prime-time animated cartoons.}}
 {{TB|Name here is a name that is personalized for the calendar}}
 }}

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 {{TBT|155}}
 {{TB|[[File:You Only Move Twice Blackboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
-{{TB|{{W|All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten|I did not learn everything I need to know from kindergarten}}}}
+{{TB|{{W|All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten|I did not learn everything I need to know in kindergarten}}}}
 {{TB|"[[You Only Move Twice]]"}}
 {{TB|3F23}}

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 {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F14.png|250px]]}}
 {{TB|I will not sell school property.
-''(This is a repeat of 7F10's gag.)''}}
+''(This is a repeat of the gag from "[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]".)''}}
 {{TB|"[[Bart's Dog Gets an "F"]]"}}
 {{TB|7F14}}
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 {{TB|[[File:chalkboard105.png|250px]]}}
 {{TB|No one is interested in my underpants
-''(This is a repeat of of the gag from "So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show", although all the words are arranged in a single line.)''}}
+''(This is a repeat of of the gag from "[[So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]", although all the words are arranged in a single line.)''}}
 {{TB|"[[Lisa's Rival]]"}}
 {{TB|1F17}}
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 {{TB|[[File:chalkboard113.png|250px]]}}
 {{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man
-''(This is a repeat of the gag from "Bart Gets Famous".)''}}
+''(This is a repeat of the gag from "[[Bart Gets Famous]]".)''}}
 {{TB|"[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]"}}
 {{TB|2F07}}
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 {{TB|[[File:chalkboard219.png|250px]]}}
 {{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity
-''(This is a repeat of the gag from "Marge in Chains", although the words are arranged across two lines.)}}
+''(This is a repeat of the gag from "[[Marge in Chains]]", although the words are arranged across two lines.)}}
 {{TB|"[[Make Room for Lisa]]"}}
 {{TB|AABF12}}
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 {{TB|[[File:chalkboard225.png|250px]]}}
 {{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits
-''(This is a repeat of gag from "Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily".)''}}
+''(This is a repeat of the gag from "[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]".)''}}
 {{TB|"[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]"}}
 {{TB|AABF18}}
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 {{TB|[[File:chalkboard233.png|250px]]}}
 {{TB|{{W|Indian burn|Indian burns}} are not our cultural heritage
-''(This is a repeat of the gag from "King-Size Homer".)''}}
+''(This is a repeat of the gag from "[[King-Size Homer]]".)''}}
 {{TB|"[[Eight Misbehavin']]"}}
 {{TB|BABF03}}
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 {{TB|[[File:Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife promo 3.png|250px]]}}
 {{TB|'''First airing, live action opening:'''<br>I will not eat things for money
-''(This is a repeat of the gag from "Marge vs. the Monorail", aside from the live-action aspect.)''}}
+''(This is a repeat of the gag from "[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]", aside from the live-action aspect.)''}}
 {{TRs|"[[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]]"|2}}
 {{TRs|HABF08|2}}
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 {{TBT|451}}
 {{TB|[[File:Once Upon a Time in Springfield Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
-{{TB|{{W|2012 phenomenon|The world may end in 2012}}, but this show won't}}
+{{TB|{{W|2012 phenomenon|The world may end in 2012}} but this show won't}}
 {{TB|"[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]"}}
 {{TB|LABF20}}
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 {{TB|[[File:HWW chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 {{TB|Being right sucks
-''(This was the first episode to air after the 2016 presidential election, which [[Donald Trump]] won, a result predicted in "[[Bart to the Future]]")''}}
+''(This was the first episode to air after the 2016 presidential election, which [[Donald Trump]] won, a result predicted in "[[Bart to the Future]]".)''}}
 {{TB|"[[Havana Wild Weekend]]"}}
 {{TB|VABF19}}

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 {{TBT|556}}
 {{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXV Chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
-{{TB|'''[[Treehouse of Horror XXV#School is Hell|During the episode]], an unnamed student carves with their finger:'''<br>Eternal damnation is the only just punishment for the unbaptized}}
+{{TB|'''[[Treehouse of Horror XXV#School is Hell|During the episode]], an unnamed student carves with their finger:'''<br>Eternal torment is the only just punishment for the unbaptized}}
 {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXV]]"}}
 {{TB|SABF21}}