List of chalkboard gags - Revision history

RayDeeUx: /* Season 12 */ oops! broke the table again

2026-06-01T18:20:53Z

‎Season 12: oops! broke the table again

RayDeeUx: one last pass of wikilinks and consistency-izing checks between screencaps and descriptions (for now)

2026-06-01T18:19:32Z

one last pass of wikilinks and consistency-izing checks between screencaps and descriptions (for now)

RayDeeUx: add chalkboard gag for RABF05 and note to confirm if it is also available in syndication

2026-06-01T15:31:17Z

add chalkboard gag for RABF05 and note to confirm if it is also available in syndication

RayDeeUx: /* Season 23 */ oops, broke the table!

2026-06-01T14:24:59Z

‎Season 23: oops, broke the table!

RayDeeUx: wikilinks passive voice c/e revisions consistency-izing

2026-06-01T14:24:18Z

wikilinks passive voice c/e revisions consistency-izing

Show changes

RayDeeUx: added two "during the episode" chalkboard gags and a bunch of misc changes i lost track of halfway into the hour i spent making these changes

2026-06-01T03:43:26Z

added two "during the episode" chalkboard gags and a bunch of misc changes i lost track of halfway into the hour i spent making these changes

RayDeeUx: smaller formatting/consistency-izing changes

2026-06-01T02:49:24Z

smaller formatting/consistency-izing changes

RayDeeUx: swap files for existing file, change wikilink

2026-06-01T02:41:33Z

swap files for existing file, change wikilink

RayDeeUx: more formatting changes wikilines c/e etc

2026-06-01T02:34:48Z

more formatting changes wikilines c/e etc

RayDeeUx: more wikilinks and reformatting and c/e and whatnot

2026-06-01T01:48:52Z

more wikilinks and reformatting and c/e and whatnot

@@ Line 1,113: / Line 1,113: @@
 {{TBT|262}}
 {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard262.png|250px]]}}
-{{TB|I will not buy {{{W|Bill Clinton pardon controversy|a presidential pardon}}}}
+{{TB|I will not buy {{W|Bill Clinton pardon controversy|a presidential pardon}}}}
 {{TB|"[[New Kids on the Blecch]]"}}
 {{TB|CABF12}}

@@ Line 894: / Line 894: @@
 {{TRs|AABF14|2}}
 {{TBT|[[File:chalkboard221 1.png|250px]]}}
-{{TB|'''During Lisa's dream in the episode, in hieroglyphics:'''<br>I will not deface
+{{TB|'''[[Simpsons Bible Stories#Lisa.27s Dream|During Lisa's dream in the episode]], in hieroglyphics:'''<br>I will not deface
 ''(The hieroglyphics are "eye", "well", "knot", "D+", and "face", and the "D+" and "face" hieroglyph is read together.)''}}
 {{TBT|222}}
@@ Line 1,113: / Line 1,113: @@
 {{TBT|262}}
 {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard262.png|250px]]}}
-{{TB|I will not buy a presidential pardon}}
+{{TB|I will not buy {{{W|Bill Clinton pardon controversy|a presidential pardon}}}}
 {{TB|"[[New Kids on the Blecch]]"}}
 {{TB|CABF12}}
@@ Line 1,177: / Line 1,177: @@
 {{TBT|274}}
 {{TB|[[File:chalkboard274.png|250px]]}}
-{{TB|I am not Charlie Brown on acid}}
+{{TB|I am not {{W|Charlie Brown}} on acid}}
 {{TB|"[[The Blunder Years]]"}}
 {{TB|CABF21}}
 {{TBT|275}}
 {{TB|[[File:chalkboard275.png|250px]]}}
-{{TB|I do not have a cereal named after me}}
+{{TB|I do not have [[Kellogg's#Products|a cereal named after me]]}}
 {{TB|"[[She of Little Faith]]"}}
 {{TB|DABF02}}
@@ Line 1,295: / Line 1,295: @@
 {{TBT|355}}
 {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard355.png|250px]]}}
-{{TB|A Booger is not a bookmark}}
+{{TB|A booger is not a bookmark}}
 {{TB|"[[Home Away from Homer]]"}}
 {{TB|GABF15}}
@@ Line 1,383: / Line 1,383: @@
 {{TBT|394}}
 {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard394.png|250px]]}}
-{{TB|Global warming did not eat my homework}}
+{{TB|{{W|Climate change|Global warming}} did not eat my homework}}
 {{TB|"[[Homerazzi]]"}}
 {{TB|JABF06}}
@@ Line 1,422: / Line 1,422: @@
 {{TBT|402}}
 {{TB|[[File:The Homer of Seville Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
-{{TB|{{W|The Wall Street Journal#News Corporation and News Corp}} is better than ever}}
+{{TB|{{W|The Wall Street Journal#News Corporation and News Corp|The Wall Street Journal}} is better than ever}}
 {{TB|"[[The Homer of Seville]]"}}
 {{TB|JABF18}}
@@ Line 1,595: / Line 1,595: @@
 {{TBT|456}}
 {{TB|[[File:Stealing First Base Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
-{{TB|[[WWII]] could not beat up [[WWI]]}}
+{{TB|[[WWII|World War II]] could not beat up [[WWI|World War I]]}}
 {{TB|"[[Stealing First Base]]"}}
 {{TB|MABF07}}
@@ Line 1,623: / Line 1,623: @@
 {{TBT|463}}
 {{TB|[[File:The Bob Next Door Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
-{{TB|[[Batman]] is not "nothing" without his utility belt}}
+{{TB|[[Batman]] is not "nothing without his utility belt"}}
 {{TB|"[[The Bob Next Door]]"}}
 {{TB|MABF11}}
@@ Line 1,694: / Line 1,694: @@
 {{TRsT|481|2}}
 {{TB|[[File:Love Is a Many Strangled Thing Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
-{{TB|I will not ridicule [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]]'s Final Four bracket}}
+{{TB|I will not ridicule [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]]'s {{W|Final four|Final Four}} bracket}}
 {{TRs|"[[Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing]]"|2}}
 {{TRs|NABF10|2}}
@@ Line 1,792: / Line 1,792: @@
 {{TB|[[File:Moonshine River chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
 {{TB|I will not {{W|Labor Day#Unofficial end of summer|wear white after Labor Day}}
-''(Bart is wearing a white shirt.)''}}
+''(Bart is wearing a white shirt and white pants.)''}}
 {{TB|"[[Moonshine River]]"}}
 {{TB|PABF21}}
@@ Line 1,913: / Line 1,913: @@
 {{TBT|544}}
 {{TB|[[File:TWoHC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
-{{TB|[[Homer Simpson|My dad]]'s already drunk for St. Patrick's}}
+{{TB|[[Homer Simpson|My dad]]'s already drunk for [[Saint Patrick's Day|St. Patrick's]]}}
 {{TB|"[[The Winter of His Content]]"}}
 {{TB|SABF09}}
@@ Line 1,939: / Line 1,939: @@
 {{TBT|556}}
 {{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXV Chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
-{{TB|'''[[Treehouse of Horror XXV#School is Hell|During the episode]], an unnamed student carves:'''<br>Eternal damnation is the only just punishment for the unbaptized}}
+{{TB|'''[[Treehouse of Horror XXV#School is Hell|During the episode]], an unnamed student carves with their finger:'''<br>Eternal damnation is the only just punishment for the unbaptized}}
 {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXV]]"}}
 {{TB|SABF21}}
@@ Line 2,225: / Line 2,225: @@
 {{TBT|680}}
 {{TB|[[File:YABF13 chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
-{{TB|'''Written on the [[Springfield Elementary School|school]] blackboard:'''<br>School online
+{{TB|'''Written once on the [[Springfield Elementary School|school]] blackboard with no one present:'''<br>School online
 ''(This was the first episode to air after several areas of the United States {{W|U.S. state and local government responses to the COVID-19 pandemic|began declaring a state of emergency in response to the COVID-19 pandemic}}.)''}}
 {{TB|"[[The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby]]"}}
@@ Line 2,286: / Line 2,286: @@
 {{TBT|726}}
 {{TB|[[File:Marge the Meanie chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
-{{TB|'''During the end credits:'''<br>I will not violate the law of entropy}}
+{{TB|'''During the end credits:'''<br>I will not violate {{W|Second law of thermodynamics|the law of entropy}}}}
 {{TB|"[[Marge the Meanie]]"}}
 {{TB|UABF15}}

@@ Line 1,825: / Line 1,825: @@
 {{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing]]"}}
 {{TB|RABF07}}
 {{TBT|523}}
 {{TB|[[File:Black-Eyed Please chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}

@@ Line 1,723: / Line 1,723: @@
 {{TBT|488}}
 {{TB|[[File:Bart Stops Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
-{{TB|It's not too early to speculate about {{W|2016 United States presidential election|the 2016 election}}}}}}
+{{TB|It's not too early to speculate about {{W|2016 United States presidential election|the 2016 election}}}}
 {{TB|"[[Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts]]"}}
 {{TB|NABF17}}

@@ Line 55: / Line 55: @@
 {{TBT|13}}
 {{TB|[[File:Some Enchanted Evening (Chalkboard gag).png|250px]]}}
-{{TB|I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom.}}
+{{TB|I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom.}}
 {{TB|"[[Some Enchanted Evening]]"}}
 {{TB|7G01}}
@@ Line 73: / Line 73: @@
 {{TRs|7F03|2}}
 {{TBT|[[File:I Will Not Fake My Way Through Life (Bart Gets an F).png|250px]]}}
-{{TB|'''During the episode, as [[Ms. Krabappel|Edna Krabappel]] speaks:'''<br>I will not fake my way through life}}
+{{TB|'''During the episode, Bart writes as [[Edna Krabappel|Ms. Krabappel]] speaks:'''<br>I will not fake my way through life}}
 {{TBT|15}}
 {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F02.png|250px]]}}
@@ Line 164: / Line 164: @@
 {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F21.png|250px]]}}
 {{TB|I will not show off.
-''(This is written in blackletter.)''}}
+''(This is written in {{W|Blackletter|blackletter}}.)''}}
 {{TB|"[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]"}}
 {{TB|7F21}}
@@ Line 1,463: / Line 1,463: @@
 {{TB|[[File:Mona Leaves-a Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
 {{TB|This punishment is not medieval.
-''(This sentence is written in a medieval writing style, with the "T" from the first line being the most ornate.)''}}
+''(This sentence is written in a medieval writing style, with {{W|Initial|the initial "T" being the most ornate}}.)''}}
 {{TB|"[[Mona Leaves-a]]"}}
 {{TB|KABF12}}
@@ Line 1,516: / Line 1,516: @@
 {{TBT|431}}
 {{TB|[[File:How the Test Was Won Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
-{{TB|"March Madness" is not an excuse for missing school}}
+{{TB|"{{W2|March Madness|disambiguation|March Madness}}" is not an excuse for missing school}}
 {{TB|"[[How the Test Was Won]]"}}
 {{TB|LABF02}}
@@ Line 1,768: / Line 1,768: @@
 {{TRsT|504|2}}
 {{TB|[[File:Beware My Cheating Bart Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
-{{TB|'''Original/UK airing:'''<br>The true location of Springfield is in any state but yours}}
+{{TB|'''Original/UK airing:'''<br>[[Springfield's state|The true location of Springfield is in any state but yours]]}}
 {{TRs|"[[Beware My Cheating Bart]]"|2}}
 {{TRs|PABF11|2}}
 {{TBT|[[File:Beware My Cheating Bart Alt Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
-{{TB|'''International (except UK)/online version:'''<br>Teacher does not have to pay an "Ugly Tax"}}
+{{TB|'''International (except UK)/online version:'''<br>[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] does not have to pay an "Ugly Tax"}}
 {{TBT|507}}
 {{TB|[[File:Ned 'N' Edna's Blend Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
@@ Line 1,929: / Line 1,929: @@
 {{TB|"[[Clown in the Dumps]]"}}
 {{TB|SABF20}}
 {{TBT|561}}
 {{TB|[[File:IWBHFC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
@@ Line 2,262: / Line 2,267: @@
 {{TBT|709}}
 {{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXXII Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
-{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I hate rhyming couplets}}
+{{TB|'''[[Treehouse of Horror XXXII#Poetic_Interlude|During the episode]]:'''<br>I hate rhyming couplets}}
 {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXXII]]"}}
 {{TB|QABF16}}
@@ Line 2,284: / Line 2,289: @@
 {{TH|Episode}}
 {{TH|Code}}
 {{TBT|750}}
 {{TB|[[File:OABF13 chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}

@@ Line 73: / Line 73: @@
 {{TRs|7F03|2}}
 {{TBT|[[File:I Will Not Fake My Way Through Life (Bart Gets an F).png|250px]]}}
-{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not fake my way through life}}
+{{TB|'''During the episode, as [[Ms. Krabappel|Edna Krabappel]] speaks:'''<br>I will not fake my way through life}}
 {{TBT|15}}
 {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F02.png|250px]]}}
@@ Line 202: / Line 202: @@
 {{TRs|8F03|2}}
 {{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard Bart the Murderer in-episode.png|250px]]}}
-{{TB|'''During the episode, as Skinner watches:'''<br>I will not bribe [[Principal Skinner]]}}
+{{TB|'''During the episode, Bart writes as Skinner watches:'''<br>I will not bribe [[Principal Skinner]]}}
 {{TBT|40}}
 {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F04.png|250px]]}}
@@ Line 1,761: / Line 1,761: @@
 {{TRsT|500|2}}
 {{TB|[[File:At Long Last Leave Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
-{{TB|'''[[Milhouse]] writes, as Bart watches:'''<br>Bart's earned a day off}}
+{{TB|'''[[Milhouse]] writes as Bart watches:'''<br>Bart's earned a day off}}
 {{TRs|"[[At Long Last Leave]]"|2}}
 {{TRs|PABF07|2}}
@@ Line 1,875: / Line 1,875: @@
 {{TRs|RABF22|2}}
 {{TBT|[[File:YOLO In-Episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
-{{TB|'''During the episode, as Bart stitches on a quilt:'''<br>I will not drop a stitch}}
+{{TB|'''During the episode, Bart stitches on a quilt:'''<br>I will not drop a stitch}}
 {{TBT|535}}
 {{TB|[[File:Labor Pains Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
@@ Line 1,946: / Line 1,946: @@
 {{TBT|571}}
 {{TB|[[File:TKAAF - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
-{{TB|'''[[Lisa]] writes:'''<br>I will not pay my sister to do my punishment}}
+{{TB|'''[[Lisa]] writes as Bart watches:'''<br>I will not pay my sister to do my punishment}}
 {{TB|"[[The Kids Are All Fight]]"}}
 {{TB|TABF12}}
@@ Line 2,132: / Line 2,132: @@
 {{TBT|645}}
 {{TB|[[File:FRWL In-episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
-{{TB|'''During the episode, on the Simpsons' driveway:'''<br>I will not order pregnant rats}}
+{{TB|'''During the episode, Bart writes on the Simpsons' driveway:'''<br>I will not order pregnant rats}}
 {{TB|"[[From Russia Without Love]]"}}
 {{TB|XABF20}}
@@ Line 2,242: / Line 2,242: @@
 {{TBT|696}}
 {{TB|[[File:Diary Queen promo 9.png|300px]]}}
-{{TB|'''During the episode, as Ms. Krabappel reads a book:'''<br>I will never be a [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]]'s pet}}
+{{TB|'''During the episode, Bart writes while Ms. Krabappel reads a book:'''<br>I will never be a [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]]'s pet}}
 {{TB|"[[Diary Queen]]"}}
 {{TB|QABF05}}
@@ Line 2,320: / Line 2,320: @@
 {{TRsT|796|2}}
 {{TB|[[File:Bart 'N' Frink Chalkboard 1.png|300px]]}}
-{{TB|'''During the episode, in the sand:'''<br>I will not forget [[Frink]] stinks}}
+{{TB|'''During the episode, Bart writes in the sand:'''<br>I will not forget [[Frink]] stinks}}
 {{TRs|"[[Bart 'N' Frink]]"|2}}
 {{TRs|36ABF16|2}}
 {{TBT|[[File:Bart 'N' Frink Chalkboard 2.png|300px]]}}
-{{TB|'''During the episode, in the sand:'''<br>I'm listening}}
+{{TB|'''During the episode, Bart writes in the sand:'''<br>I'm listening}}
 {{TBT|804}}
 {{TB|[[File:Irrational Treasure chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
@@ Line 2,343: / Line 2,343: @@
 {{TB|"[[The Simpsons Guy]]"}}
 {{TBT|[[File:JKL - Chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
-{{TB|'''[[Jimmy Kimmel]] writes, as [[Homer Simpson|Homer]] watches:'''<br>I will not make celebrities read mean tweets}}
+{{TB|'''[[Jimmy Kimmel]] writes as [[Homer Simpson|Homer]] watches:'''<br>I will not make celebrities read mean tweets}}
 {{TB|''[[Jimmy Kimmel Live!]]''}}
 {{TBT|[[File:When Billie Met Lisa chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}

@@ Line 1,856: / Line 1,856: @@
 {{TB|RABF20}}
 {{TBT|532}}
-{{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXIV promo 4.png|300px]][[File:Treehouse of Horror XXIV Bart and Stephen King.png|300px]][[File:Treehouse of Horror XXIV with only Stephen King.png|300px]]}}
+{{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXIV promo 4.png|300px]][[File:Treehouse of Horror XXIV Bart and Stephen King.png|300px]][[File:Stephen King.png|300px]]}}
 {{TB|All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
-''(Bart then turns and sees a maniacally-grinning [[Stephen King]], who has been writing the same sentence all over the classroom walls with a pencil.)''}}
+''(Bart then turns and sees a maniacally-grinning [[Stephen King (character)|Stephen King]], who has been writing the same sentence all over the classroom walls with a pencil.)''}}
 {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIV]]"}}
 {{TB|RABF16}}

@@ Line 1,427: / Line 1,427: @@
 {{TBT|404}}
 {{TB|[[File:I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
-{{TB|I am not a {{W|Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation|FDIC}}-insured bank}}
+{{TB|I am not an {{W|Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation|FDIC}}-insured bank}}
 {{TB|"[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]"}}
 {{TB|JABF19}}
@@ Line 1,447: / Line 1,447: @@
 {{TBT|410}}
 {{TB|[[File:E Pluribus Wiggum Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
-{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not pay too much for her condo}}
+{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not pay too much for [[Krabappel apartment|her condo]]}}
 {{TB|"[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]"}}
 {{TB|KABF03}}
@@ Line 1,531: / Line 1,531: @@
 {{TBT|435}}
 {{TB|[[File:Wedding for Disaster Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
-{{TB|My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds}}
+{{TB|My piggy bank is not entitled to {{W|Troubled Asset Relief Program|TARP funds}}}}
 {{TB|"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"}}
 {{TB|LABF05}}
@@ Line 1,610: / Line 1,610: @@
 {{TRsT|460|2}}
 {{TB|[[File:The Squirt and the Whale - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
-{{TB|'''Original airing:'''<br>[[South Park]]—we'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared}}
+{{TB|'''Original airing:'''<br>[[South Park]]—{{W|201_(South_Park)#Threats_and_censorship|we'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared}}}}
 {{TRs|"[[The Squirt and the Whale]]"|2}}
 {{TRs|MABF14|2}}
@@ Line 2,010: / Line 2,010: @@
 {{TBT|597}}
 {{TB|[[File:MBFC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
-{{TB|This arm needs Tommy John surgery}}
+{{TB|This arm needs {{W|Ulnar collateral ligament reconstruction|Tommy John surgery}}}}
 {{TB|"[[Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus]]"}}
 {{TB|VABF20}}
@@ Line 2,118: / Line 2,118: @@
 {{TBT|635}}
 {{TB|[[File:XABF11 chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
-{{TB|'''[[Homer]] writes as Bart watches:'''<br>"I will not bet with [[Bart]] on the {{W|Final four}}"}}
+{{TB|'''[[Homer]] writes as Bart watches:'''<br>I will not bet with [[Bart]] on the {{W|Final four}}}}
 {{TB|"[[Lisa Gets the Blues]]"}}
 {{TB|XABF11}}
@@ Line 2,237: / Line 2,237: @@
 {{TBT|693}}
 {{TB|[[File:Sorry Not Sorry chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
-{{TB|I will not put laxatives in Santa's cookies}}
+{{TB|I will not put laxatives in [[Santa]]'s cookies}}
 {{TB|"[[Sorry Not Sorry]]"}}
 {{TB|QABF01}}
@@ Line 2,327: / Line 2,327: @@
 {{TBT|804}}
 {{TB|[[File:Irrational Treasure chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
-{{TB|I will not have A.I. these write for me}}
+{{TB|'''Online version:'''<br>I will not have A.I. these write for me
 {{TB|"[[Irrational Treasure]]"}}
 {{TB|37ABF08}}

@@ Line 164: / Line 164: @@
 {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F21.png|250px]]}}
 {{TB|I will not show off.
-''(This was written in blackletter.)''}}
+''(This is written in blackletter.)''}}
 {{TB|"[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]"}}
 {{TB|7F21}}
@@ Line 314: / Line 314: @@
 {{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F01.png|250px]]}}
 {{TB|I will not defame New Orleans
-''(This was a response to "[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]", which created controversy in New Orleans from [[Oh, Streetcar!#Long Before the Superdome|a song in said episode]].)''}}
+''(This was a response to controversy created in New Orleans from [[Oh, Streetcar!#Long Before the Superdome|a song]] in the episode "[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]".)''}}
 {{TB|"[[Homer the Heretic]]"}}
 {{TB|9F01}}
@@ Line 737: / Line 737: @@
 {{TBT|184}}
 {{TB|[[File:chalkboard184.png|250px]]}}
-{{TB|I did not invent Irish dancing}}
+{{TB|I did not invent {{W|Irish dance|Irish dancing}}}}
 {{TB|"[[Bart Star]]"}}
 {{TB|5F03}}
@@ Line 752: / Line 752: @@
 {{TBT|188}}
 {{TB|[[File:chalkboard188.png|250px]]}}
-{{TB|Rudolph's red nose is not alcohol-related}}
+{{TB|[[Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer|Rudolph]]'s red nose is not alcohol-related}}
 {{TB|"[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]"}}
 {{TB|5F07}}
@@ Line 767: / Line 767: @@
 {{TBT|194}}
 {{TB|[[File:chalkboard194.png|250px]]}}
-{{TB|Silly string is not a nasal spray}}
+{{TB|{{W|Silly String|Silly string}} is not a nasal spray}}
 {{TB|"[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]"}}
 {{TB|5F12}}
@@ Line 788: / Line 788: @@
 {{TB|[[File:chalkboard200.png|250px]]}}
 {{TB|I will not mess with the [[Opening sequence|opening credits]]
-''(This was actually the [[couch gag]] for this episode.)''}}
+''(This is actually the [[couch gag]] for this episode.)''}}
 {{TB|"[[Trash of the Titans]]"}}
 {{TB|5F09}}
@@ Line 818: / Line 818: @@
 {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Treehouse of Horror IX).png|250px]]}}
 {{TB|The Simpsons Halloween Special IX
-''(This is written in blood with a paintbrush.)''}}
+''(This is written once in blood with a paintbrush.)''}}
 {{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]"}}
 {{TB|AABF01}}
@@ Line 824: / Line 824: @@
 {{TB|[[File:chalkboard208.png|250px]]}}
 {{TB|"butt.com" is not my e-mail address
-''(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings, since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. However, "butt.com" still appeares in syndication.)''}}
+''(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings, since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. However, "butt.com" still appears in syndication.)''}}
 {{TB|"[[When You Dish Upon a Star]]"}}
 {{TB|5F19}}
@@ Line 1,050: / Line 1,050: @@
 {{TBT|250}}
 {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard250.png|250px]]}}
-{{TB|I will not plant sublimin{{color|99cc00|'''al'''}} messa{{color|99cc00|'''gore'''}}s}}
+{{TB|I will not plant sublimin{{color|99cc00|'''al'''}} messa{{color|99cc00|'''gore'''}}s
 {{TB|"[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]"}}
 {{TB|BABF20}}
@@ Line 1,092: / Line 1,093: @@
 {{TBT|258}}
 {{TB|[[File:Chalkboard258.png|250px]]}}
-{{TB|I will not "let the dogs out"}}
+{{TB|I will not "{{W|Who Let the Dogs Out|let the dogs out}}"}}
 {{TB|"[[Pokey Mom]]"}}
 {{TB|CABF05}}
@@ Line 1,147: / Line 1,148: @@
 {{TBT|269}}
 {{TB|[[File:chalkboard269.png|250px]]}}
-{{TB|I should not be twenty-one by now}}
+{{TB|{{W|Floating timeline|I should not be twenty-one by now}}}}
 {{TB|"[[Simpsons Tall Tales]]"}}
 {{TB|CABF17}}
@@ Line 1,830: / Line 1,831: @@
 {{TBT|524}}
 {{TB|[[File:Dark Knight Court chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
-{{TB|Jesus's last words were not "TGIF"}}
+{{TB|[[Jesus Christ|Jesus]]'s last words were not "TGIF"}}
 {{TB|"[[Dark Knight Court]]"}}
 {{TB|RABF10}}
@@ Line 1,837: / Line 1,838: @@
 {{TB|This school is not falling apart
-''(The blackboard then falls apart.)''}}
+''(The blackboard then falls apart as Bart turns to run out of the classroom.)''}}
 {{TB|"[[The Fabulous Faker Boy]]"}}
 {{TB|RABF12}}
@@ Line 1,870: / Line 1,871: @@
 {{TRsT|534|2}}
 {{TB|[[File:YOLO Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
-{{TB|My school schedule does not include a bye week}}
+{{TB|My school schedule does not include a {{W2|Bye|sports|bye week}}}}
 {{TRs|"[[YOLO]]"|2}}
 {{TRs|RABF22|2}}
@@ Line 1,882: / Line 1,883: @@
 {{TBT|537}}
 {{TB|[[File:Yellow Subterfuge Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
-{{TB|I will stop asking when Santa goes to the bathroom}}
+{{TB|I will stop asking when [[Santa]] goes to the bathroom}}
 {{TB|"[[Yellow Subterfuge]]"}}
 {{TB|SABF04}}
 {{TBT|538}}
 {{TB|[[File:White Christmas Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
-{{TB|I will not call my teacher "Prancer" and "Vixen".}}
+{{TB|I will not call my teacher "[[Prancer]]" and "[[Vixen]]".}}
 {{TB|"[[White Christmas Blues]]"}}
 {{TB|SABF01}}
@@ Line 1,990: / Line 1,991: @@
 {{TBT|595}}
 {{TB|[[File:Simprovised promo 7.png|300px]]}}
-{{TB|'''[[Homer]] writes in a promotional image:'''<br>I won't show my boobs on live TV}}
+{{TB|'''In a promotional image, [[Homer]] writes:'''<br>I won't show my boobs on live TV}}
 {{TB|"[[Simprovised]]"}}
 {{TB|VABF13}}
@@ Line 2,340: / Line 2,341: @@
 {{TB|"[[The Simpsons Guy]]"}}
 {{TBT|[[File:JKL - Chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
-{{TB|I will not make celebrities read mean tweets}}
+{{TB|'''[[Jimmy Kimmel]] writes, as [[Homer Simpson|Homer]] watches:'''<br>I will not make celebrities read mean tweets}}
 {{TB|''[[Jimmy Kimmel Live!]]''}}
 {{TBT|[[File:When Billie Met Lisa chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}