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 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} ''[On Smithers' computer]'' Hello Smithers, you're quite good at turning me on.
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-{{qf|Stacy Lovelle}} I may have had things in common with Stacy at the beginning, but 30 years of living her lifestyle taught me some very harsh lessons. Five husbands: [[Ken]], {{ap|Johnny|Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy}}, [[G.I. Joe|Joe]], [[Doctor Colossus]], [[Steve Austin]]...
+{{qf|Stacy Lovelle}} I may have had things in common with Stacy at the beginning, but 30 years of living her lifestyle taught me some very harsh lessons. Five husbands: {{ap|Ken|Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy}}, {{ap|Johnny|Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy}}, [[G.I. Joe|Joe]], [[Doctor Colossus]], [[Steve Austin]]...
 {{qf|Lisa}} But if you can learn from Malibu Stacy's mistakes, so can everyone! I'm sure we can think of something together. Come on!
 {{qf|Stacy Lovelle}} Not now, I'm... too drunk.

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 {{qf|Lisa}} ''[sighs]'' Don't you people see anything wrong what Malibu Stacy says?
 {{qf|[[Celeste]]}} There's something wrong with what my Stacy says.
-{{qf|Malibu Stacy}} ''[in a low voice]'' My spidey sense is tingling—anybody call for a web-slinger?
+{{qf|Malibu Stacy}} ''[in a different voice]'' My spidey sense is tingling—anybody call for a web-slinger?
 {{qf|Lisa}} No, Celeste. I mean, the things she says are sexist.
 {{qf|Girls}} ''[giggle]'' Lisa said a dirty word!

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 {{qf|Lisa}} No, you're not. ''[Stacy sips slowly from a drink, then sighs]'' Uh, I'll come back tomorrow.
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-{{qf|Lisa}} ''[about her doll]'' She'll have the wisdom of {{W|Gertrude Stein}} and the wit of {{W|Cathy Guisewite}}, the tenacity of {{W|Nina Totenberg}}, and the common sense of {{W|Elizabeth Cady Stanton}}! And to top it off, the down-to-earth good looks of [[Eleanor Roosevelt]].
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[about her doll]'' She'll have the wisdom of {{W|Gertrude Stein}} and the wit of {{W|Cathy Guisewite}}, the tenacity of {{W|Nina Totenberg}}, and the common sense of [[Elizabeth Cady Stanton]]! And to top it off, the down-to-earth good looks of [[Eleanor Roosevelt]].
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 {{qf|Lisa}} ''[about her doll's name]'' All right. Now all we need is a name.

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 {{qf|Lisa}} No, you're not. ''[Stacy sips slowly from a drink, then sighs]'' Uh, I'll come back tomorrow.
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-{{qf|Lisa}} ''[about her doll]'' She'll have the wisdom of {{w|Gertrude Stein}} and the wit of {{w|Cathy Guisewite}}, the tenacity of {{w|Nina Totenberg}}, and the common sense of {{w|Elizabeth Cady Stanton}}! And to top it off, the down-to-earth good looks of [[Eleanor Roosevelt]].
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[about her doll]'' She'll have the wisdom of {{W|Gertrude Stein}} and the wit of {{W|Cathy Guisewite}}, the tenacity of {{W|Nina Totenberg}}, and the common sense of {{W|Elizabeth Cady Stanton}}! And to top it off, the down-to-earth good looks of [[Eleanor Roosevelt]].
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 {{qf|Lisa}} ''[about her doll's name]'' All right. Now all we need is a name.
 {{qf|Bart}} How about Blabbermouth, the jerky doll for jerks?
-{{qf|Lisa}} How about {{w|Minerva}}, after the Roman goddess of wisdom?
+{{qf|Lisa}} How about {{W|Minerva}}, after the Roman goddess of wisdom?
 {{qf|Stacy Lovell}} Ehh, not enough commercial appeal.
 {{qf|Bart}} Wendy Windbag? Ugly Doris? Hortense the Mule-Faced Doll!

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 {{qf|Stacy Lovell}} Oh, nothing.
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-:'''Lisa: '''It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you.
+{{qf|Lisa}} It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you.
+{{qf|Grampa}} It's rotten being old. No one listens to you.
-:'''Abe: '''It's rotten being old. No one listens to you.
+{{qf|Homer}} I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me—no matter how dumb my suggestions are.
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 {{qf|[[Stacy Lovell]]}} Um, I think we'll use someone different for the hair.
 {{qf|Lisa}} How about me?
-{{qf|Stacy Lovell}} Um, there's something not quite…
+{{qf|Stacy Lovell}} Um, there's something not quite...
 {{qf|Bart}} How about me?
-{{qf|Stacy Lovell}} Uh…
+{{qf|Stacy Lovell}} Uh...
 {{qf|Homer}} How about me?
 {{qf|Stacy Lovell}} ''[yells]'' You all have hideous hair! ''[the family gasps]'' I mean, from a design point of view.

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 {{qf|Grampa}} Hello. As you may know, I might not be around much longer. So, I've decided to give you your inheritance before I die. That way I can see you enjoy it. Lisa, I know you like reading and...so forth. To you, I give you my lifetime of personal correspondence.
-{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Thanks. ''[reads]'' "Mr. Simpson stop Your calls and letters are becoming nuisance stop If you do not cease I will be forced to pursue legal action. stop Signed: Boris Karloff, Hollywood, California."
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Thanks. ''[reads]'' "Mr. Simpson stop Your calls and letters are becoming nuisance stop If you do not cease I will be forced to pursue legal action stop Signed: Boris Karloff, Hollywood, California."
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 {{qf|Grampa}} Anyway, about my washtub... I just used it that morning to wash my turkey, which in those days was known as a "walking bird". We'd always have walking bird on Thanksgiving with all the trimmings: cranberries, injun eyes, yams stuffed with gunpowder. Then we'd all watch football, which in those days was called "baseball."
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 {{qf|Marge}} Hmmmm...
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-'''[[Brittany Brockman|Kent Brockman's Daughter]]''': My new doll is much better than Malibu Stacy. Do a newscast about her.
+{{qf|[[Brittany Brockman|Kent Brockman's Daughter]]}} My new doll is much better than Malibu Stacy. Do a newscast about her.
 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Ho ho, please, honey, Daddy's job is to bring people important news. Right now I'm busy preparing a report about the 40th anniversary of Beetle Bailey.
+{{qf|Kent Brockman's Daughter}} Oh, Daddy, that is boring. Talk about the dolly!
 {{qf|Kent Brockman}} Well, you were right about the Berlin Wall.
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 '''Narrator''': [chuckles] She sure is.
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 '''Stacy Lavelle''': I may have had things in common with Stacy at the beginning, but 30 years of living her lifestyle taught me some very harsh lessons. Five husbands: Ken, Johnny, Joe, Dr. Colossus, Steve Austin....