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WebkinzMania at 18:52, June 1, 2012

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 :''[At the cafeteria lunch line, Lisa has a problem with the menu.]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} Uhh, excuse me? Isn't there anything here that doesn't have meat in it?
-{{qf|[[Lunchlady Dora]]}} Possibly the meat loaf.
+{{qf|[[Lunchlady Doris]]}} Possibly the meat loaf.
 {{qf|Lisa}} Well, I believe you're required to provide a vegetarian alternative.
 :''[Dora picks up a hot dog, shakes the weiner out, and slaps the bun down on Lisa's tray.]''

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 {{qf|Lisa}} That's why I ran away from home.
 :''[Paul McCartney steps out from behind the brush.]''
-{{qf|{{ch|Paul McCartney|Paul}}}} What? She's leaving home?
+{{qf|{{Ch|Paul McCartney|Paul}}}} What? She's leaving home?
 {{qf|Lisa}} ''[surprised]'' Paul McCartney! I read about you in history class. So where's your wife Linda?
-{{qf|{{ch|Linda McCartney|Linda}}}} Right here, Lisa. ''[appears from behind a bush]'' Whenever we're in Springfield, we like to hang out in Apu's garden in the shade.
+{{qf|{{Ch|Linda McCartney|Linda}}}} Right here, Lisa. ''[appears from behind a bush]'' Whenever we're in Springfield, we like to hang out in Apu's garden in the shade.
 {{qf|Paul}} We met him in India years ago, during the Maharishi days.
 {{qf|Apu}} Back then I was known as the fifth [[The Beatles|Beatle]].
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 {{qf|Linda}} ''[interrupting Lisa]'' We weren't satisfied with the other vegetarian meals on the market. You'd be surprised how often you find a big hunk of pork in them.
 {{qf|Lisa}} Eeeeeewwwww!
-{{qf|Paul}} Linda and I both feel strongly about animal rights. In fact, if you play "{{w|Maybe I'm Amazed}}" backwards, you'll hear a recipe for a really ripping lentil soup.
+{{qf|Paul}} Linda and I both feel strongly about animal rights. In fact, if you play "{{W|Maybe I'm Amazed}}" backwards, you'll hear a recipe for a really ripping lentil soup.
 {{qf|Lisa}} When will all those fools learn that you can be perfectly healthy simply eating vegetables, fruits, grains and cheese?
 {{qf|Apu}} ''[horrified]'' Oh, cheese!
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 {{qf|Lisa}} I still stand by my beliefs. But I can't defend what I did. I'm sorry I messed up your barbecue.
 {{qf|Homer}} I understand, Honey. I used to believe in things when I was a kid. Come on, I'll give you a piggy-back... I mean a veggie-back ride home.
-:''[They laugh. Lisa climbs onto Homer's shoulders and they head for home. "{{w|Maybe I'm Amazed}}" plays as the closing credits roll.]''
+:''[They laugh. Lisa climbs onto Homer's shoulders and they head for home. "{{W|Maybe I'm Amazed}}" plays as the closing credits roll.]''
 {{Season 7|Q}}

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 {{qf|Lisa}} Oh, then you must think I'm a monster!
 {{qf|Apu}} Yes, indeed, I do think that. But I learned long ago, Lisa, to tolerate others rather than forcing my beliefs on them. You know you can influence people without badgering them always. It's like Paul's song, "Live and Let Live".
-{{qf|Paul}} Actually, it was "{{w|Live and Let Die (song)|Live and Let Die}}".
+{{qf|Paul}} Actually, it was "{{W2|Live and Let Die|song}}".
 {{qf|Apu}} Whatever, whatever. It had a good rhythm.
 {{qf|Lisa}} I guess I have been pretty hard on a lot of people. Especially my dad. Thank you, guys!

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-:''[After visiting a petting zoo, [[Lisa]] finds herself unable to eat the lamb chops that [[Marge]] serves for dinner.]''
+:''[After visiting a petting zoo, Lisa finds herself unable to eat the lamb chops that [[Marge]] serves for dinner.]''
 {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I can't eat this. I can't eat a poor little lamb. ''[pushes her plate away]''
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Lisa, get ahold of yourself. This is lamb, not '''a''' lamb.
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 {{qf|Homer}} ''[chuckling]'' Yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
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-:''[At [[Springfield Elementary School]], the second grade is dissecting worms and [[Ralph]] has a problem.]''
+:''[At [[Springfield Elementary School]], the second grade is dissecting worms and Ralph has a problem.]''
 {{qf|[[Ralph]]}} Um, Miss Hoover?
 {{qf|[[Miss Hoover]]}} Yes, Ralph, what is it?
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 {{qf|Ralph}} Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!
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-:''[At the cafeteria lunch line, [[Lisa]] has a problem with the menu.]''
+:''[At the cafeteria lunch line, Lisa has a problem with the menu.]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} Uhh, excuse me? Isn't there anything here that doesn't have meat in it?
 {{qf|[[Lunchlady Dora]]}} Possibly the meat loaf.
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 {{qf|Lisa}} ''[drily]'' Do you remember when you lost your passion for this work?
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-:''[At [[Homer]]'s barbecue, [[Lisa]] steals the pig, using the riding lawnmower to push the grill out of the yard and up a steep slope, while Homer and [[Bart]] chase after her. When Lisa gets to the top of the slope, the grill starts rolling downhill, building up speed. Homer and Bart now chase after the grill, while it rolls into a street and through a hedge.]''
+:''[At Homer's barbecue, Lisa steals the pig, using the riding lawnmower to push the grill out of the yard and up a steep slope, while Homer and Bart chase after her. When Lisa gets to the top of the slope, the grill starts rolling downhill, building up speed. Homer and Bart now chase after the grill, while it rolls into a street and through a hedge.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} It's just a little dirty. It's still good, it's still good!
 :''[Homer and Bart keep running after the grill. The grill rolls into traffic (miraculously missing every car) and crashes into a bridge railing. The pig keeps going and ends up splashing into the river.]''
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 {{qf|Homer}} ''[even more crestfallen]'' I know.
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-:''[Meanwhile, [[Mr. Burns]] and [[Smithers]] are in Burns' office, looking out the window.]''
+:''[Meanwhile, Mr. Burns and Smithers are in Burns' office, looking out the window.]''
-{{qf|Burns}} You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage ... when pigs fly!
+{{qf|[[Burns]]}} You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage ... when pigs fly!
 :''[Burns and Smithers laugh. Then they notice Homer's pig soar by.]''
-{{qf|Smithers}} Will you be donating that million dollars now, sir?
+{{qf|[[Smithers]]}} Will you be donating that million dollars now, sir?
 {{qf|Burns}} No, I'd still prefer not.
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-:''[After the pig incident, [[Lisa]] and [[Homer]] have an argument and Lisa runs away from home. The neighborhood kids still tease her.]''
+:''[After the pig incident, Lisa and Homer have an argument and Lisa runs away from home. The neighborhood kids still tease her.]''
 {{qf|[[Sherri]] and [[Terri]]}} Look, it's Mrs. Potato Head! She has a head made out of lettuce!
 {{qf|Ralph}} I can't believe I used to go out with you.
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 {{qf|Sherri and Terri}} Ooh! She admitted it. She's going to marry a carrot!
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-:''[While walking through [[Springfield]], [[Lisa]] sees media influences everywhere saying to eat meat. She goes to the [[Kwik-E-Mart]] and sees a sign advertising "Premiere Gourmet Hot Dogs", 8 for 99 cents.]''
+:''[While walking through [[Springfield]], Lisa sees media influences everywhere saying to eat meat. She goes to the [[Kwik-E-Mart]] and sees a sign advertising "Premiere Gourmet Hot Dogs", 8 for 99 cents.]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} The whole world wants me to eat meat. I just can't fight it anymore.
 :''[She takes a bite of a hot dog.]''
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 {{qf|Apu}} Here. Let me show you something else. ''[They go up the stairs.]''
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-:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Apu]] opens another door, revealing a lush garden on the roof.]''
+:''[Apu opens another door, revealing a lush garden on the roof.]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} Ohhhh, Apu! It's beautiful!
 {{qf|Apu}} Yes. This is where I come when I need some refuge from the modern world. Or when I want to see drive-in movies for free. ''[points out the [[Springfield Drive-In|drive-in theatre]] nearby]'' I know it is not easy to be a vegetarian, Lisa.
 {{qf|Lisa}} That's why I ran away from home.
-:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>{{ch|Paul McCartney}} steps out from behind the brush.]''
+:''[Paul McCartney steps out from behind the brush.]''
-{{qf|Paul}} What? She's leaving home?
+{{qf|{{ch|Paul McCartney|Paul}}}} What? She's leaving home?
-{{qf|Lisa}} ''[surprised]'' Paul McCartney! I read about you in history class. So where's your wife {{ch|Linda McCartney|Linda}}?
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[surprised]'' Paul McCartney! I read about you in history class. So where's your wife Linda?
-{{qf|Linda}} Right here, Lisa. ''[appears from behind a bush]'' Whenever we're in [[Springfield]], we like to hang out in Apu's garden in the shade.
+{{qf|{{ch|Linda McCartney|Linda}}}} Right here, Lisa. ''[appears from behind a bush]'' Whenever we're in Springfield, we like to hang out in Apu's garden in the shade.
 {{qf|Paul}} We met him in India years ago, during the Maharishi days.
 {{qf|Apu}} Back then I was known as the fifth [[The Beatles|Beatle]].
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 {{qf|Lisa}} I guess I have been pretty hard on a lot of people. Especially my dad. Thank you, guys!
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-:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Lisa]] takes her leave and starts walking home. She happens on [[Homer]] looking everywhere for her, including under manhole covers.]''
+:''[Lisa takes her leave and starts walking home. She happens on Homer looking everywhere for her, including under manhole covers.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Lisa! Lisa! Lisa, come back before everyone finds out what a horrible father I am!
 {{qf|Lisa}} Hi, Dad. Looking for me?
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 {{qf|Lisa}} ''[also guardedly]'' I don't know.
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[dropping his guard]'' Ohhh, Lisa. I '''was''' looking for you. I wanted to apologize. I don't know exactly what went wrong, but it's always my fault.
-{{qf|Lisa}} Actually, Dad, this time, I was wrong ...
+{{qf|Lisa}} Actually, Dad, this time, I was wrong...
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[triumphantly]'' Ooooh!!
 {{qf|Lisa}} ''[finishing her sentence]'' ... too.
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[slightly crestfallen]'' Oh.
-{{qf|Lisa}} While I was gone, I got some really good advice from {{ch|Paul McCartney|Paul}} and {{ch|Linda McCartney}}.
+{{qf|Lisa}} While I was gone, I got some really good advice from Paul and Linda McCartney.
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[awed]'' Rock stars. Is there anything they don't know?
 {{qf|Lisa}} I still stand by my beliefs. But I can't defend what I did. I'm sorry I messed up your barbecue.
-{{qf|Homer}} I understand, Honey. I used to believe in things when I was a kid. Come on, I'll give you a piggy-back ... I mean a veggie-back ride home.
+{{qf|Homer}} I understand, Honey. I used to believe in things when I was a kid. Come on, I'll give you a piggy-back... I mean a veggie-back ride home.
 :''[They laugh. Lisa climbs onto Homer's shoulders and they head for home. "{{w|Maybe I'm Amazed}}" plays as the closing credits roll.]''
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 :'''Lisa''': "Uhh, excuse me? Isn't there anything here that doesn't have meat in it?"
-:'''[[Lunchlady Doris]]''': "Possibly the meat loaf."
+:'''[[Lunchlady Dora]]''': "Possibly the meat loaf."
 :'''Lisa''': "Well, I believe you're required to provide a vegetarian alternative."
 :''[Doris picks up a hot dog, shakes the weiner out, and slaps the bun down on Lisa's tray.]''

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