Lisa the Vampire Croaker/Quotes - Revision history

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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Okay, Lisa, I give up. Why did mom tell you to stay with me 'till I finished here?
:'''[[Lisa]]:'''Now that the sun is setting earliet, she says it's dangerous to walk home alone after dark!
:'''[[Groundskeeper Willie]]:''' Aye, 'tis true, Lassie... but not for the vampire croaker!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Groundskeeper Willie?
:'''[[Groundskeeper Willie]]:''' Aye, and I come with a grave message for one of you! 'This ancient Scottish lore that one wee bairn shall stab all the bloodsuckers through the heart and char 'em in the sun!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' 'Ah the ol' stake 'n' bake. I've always known that was my destiny! So long, Lis, I'm off to Transylvania!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Ow!
:'''[[Groundskeeper Willie]]:''' And that wee one is Lisa Simpson!
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:'''[[Bart]]''': I didn't see why Willie pikced you over me until it hit me he wanted a lame-o to lead the vampite hunt 'cause he's a bloodsucker himself! Scary, right? Betcha wanna quit now!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Harldy. Got any proof?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Ever wonder why Willie doesn't shave? I'll bet he doesne't show up in a mirror!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': We'll see. Here he comes!
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': I've never seen that building before!
:'''[[Groundskeeper Willie]]:''' 'Twas but recently unveiled, the same time as folkd started goin' pale and weak and sufferin' blood loss!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' That's all I need to hear! So long, miss take! Heah. "miss stake" how do I come up with 'em?
:'''[[Groundskeeper Willie]]:''' Nay, lad! Fool bou'll get killed Ya canna face the fiend without a plan! Now, Lassie, her' what we'll do... Lisa, wait!
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Bart are you okay?
:'''[[Groundskeeper Willie]]:''' Nay, Lassie. Look at the boy.... the dead-eyed satare, the skin plae like it's drained o' blood. The vampire's have totten ta him!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Yeah sure, and Lisa's gonna be cool someday. That was sacrasm, by the way.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Bart you're all right!
:'''[[Groundskeeper Willie]]:''' But... the pale skin! The stare!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' I was starting at the thing that made me look pale... ...it's the light from the new blood bank!
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:'''[[Dr. Nick]]:''' Hi, everybody!
:'''[[Groundskeeper Willie]], [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]]:''' Hi, Dr. Nick.
:'''[[Dr. Nick]]:''' Come to bleed for me? We've cleared the ants out of most of the ypos!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I should've know better there aren't any vampires goodbye, Willie.
:'''[[Groundskeeper Willie]]:''' Come back, Lassie! We'll find other things ta kill!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Works for me! I bet Principal Skinner's a werewolf!

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	{{qf\|Bart}} Works for me! I bet Principal Skinner's a werewolf!		{{qf\|Bart}} Works for me! I bet Principal Skinner's a werewolf!
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	:'''[[Bart]]:''' Okay, Lisa, I give up. Why did mom tell you to stay with me 'till I finished here?		:'''[[Bart]]:''' Okay, Lisa, I give up. Why did mom tell you to stay with me 'till I finished here?

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-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Okay, Lisa, I give up. Why did mom tell you to stay with me 'till I finished here?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Okay, Lisa, I give up. Why did mom tell you to stay with me 'till I finished here?
-:'''[[Lisa]]:'''Now that the sun is setting earliet, she says it's dangerous to walk home alone after dark!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Now that the sun is setting earliet, she says it's dangerous to walk home alone after dark!
-:'''[[Groundskeeper Willie]]:''' Aye, 'tis true, Lassie... but not for the vampire croaker!
+{{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} Aye, 'tis true, Lassie... but not for the vampire croaker!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Groundskeeper Willie?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Groundskeeper Willie?
-:'''[[Groundskeeper Willie]]:''' Aye, and I come with a grave message for one of you! 'This ancient Scottish lore that one wee bairn shall stab all the bloodsuckers through the heart and char 'em in the sun!
+{{qf|Groundskeeper Willie}} Aye, and I come with a grave message for one of you! 'This ancient Scottish lore that one wee bairn shall stab all the bloodsuckers through the heart and char 'em in the sun!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' 'Ah the ol' stake 'n' bake. I've always known that was my destiny! So long, Lis, I'm off to Transylvania!
+{{qf|Bart}} 'Ah the ol' stake 'n' bake. I've always known that was my destiny! So long, Lis, I'm off to Transylvania!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Ow!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Ow!
-:'''[[Groundskeeper Willie]]:''' And that wee one is Lisa Simpson!
+{{qf|Groundskeeper Willie}} And that wee one is Lisa Simpson!
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-:'''[[Bart]]''': I didn't see why Willie pikced you over me until it hit me he wanted a lame-o to lead the vampite hunt 'cause he's a bloodsucker himself! Scary, right? Betcha wanna quit now!
+{{qf|Bart}} I didn't see why Willie pikced you over me until it hit me he wanted a lame-o to lead the vampite hunt 'cause he's a bloodsucker himself! Scary, right? Betcha wanna quit now!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Harldy. Got any proof?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Harldy. Got any proof?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Ever wonder why Willie doesn't shave? I'll bet he doesne't show up in a mirror!
+{{qf|Bart}} Ever wonder why Willie doesn't shave? I'll bet he doesne't show up in a mirror!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': We'll see. Here he comes!
+{{qf|Lisa}} We'll see. Here he comes!
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-:'''[[Lisa]]''': I've never seen that building before!
+{{qf|Lisa}} I've never seen that building before!
-:'''[[Groundskeeper Willie]]:''' 'Twas but recently unveiled, the same time as folkd started goin' pale and weak and sufferin' blood loss!
+{{qf|Groundskeeper Willie}} 'Twas but recently unveiled, the same time as folkd started goin' pale and weak and sufferin' blood loss!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' That's all I need to hear! So long, miss take! Heah. "miss stake" how do I come up with 'em?
+{{qf|Bart}} That's all I need to hear! So long, miss take! Heah. "miss stake" how do I come up with 'em?
-:'''[[Groundskeeper Willie]]:''' Nay, lad! Fool bou'll get killed Ya canna face the fiend without a plan! Now, Lassie, her' what we'll do... Lisa, wait!
+{{qf|Groundskeeper Willie}} Nay, lad! Fool bou'll get killed Ya canna face the fiend without a plan! Now, Lassie, her' what we'll do... Lisa, wait!
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Bart are you okay?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Bart are you okay?
-:'''[[Groundskeeper Willie]]:''' Nay, Lassie. Look at the boy.... the dead-eyed satare, the skin plae like it's drained o' blood. The vampire's have totten ta him!
+{{qf|Groundskeeper Willie}} Nay, Lassie. Look at the boy.... the dead-eyed satare, the skin plae like it's drained o' blood. The vampire's have totten ta him!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Yeah sure, and Lisa's gonna be cool someday. That was sacrasm, by the way.
+{{qf|Bart}} Yeah sure, and Lisa's gonna be cool someday. That was sacrasm, by the way.
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Bart you're all right!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Bart you're all right!
-:'''[[Groundskeeper Willie]]:''' But... the pale skin! The stare!
+{{qf|Groundskeeper Willie}} But... the pale skin! The stare!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' I was starting at the thing that made me look pale... ...it's the light from the new blood bank!
+{{qf|Bart}} I was starting at the thing that made me look pale... ...it's the light from the new blood bank!
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-:'''[[Dr. Nick]]:''' Hi, everybody!
+{{qf|[[Dr. Nick]]}} Hi, everybody!
-:'''[[Groundskeeper Willie]], [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]]:''' Hi, Dr. Nick.
+{{qf|Groundskeeper Willie, Bart and Lisa}} Hi, Dr. Nick.
-:'''[[Dr. Nick]]:''' Come to bleed for me? We've cleared the ants out of most of the ypos!
+{{qf|Dr. Nick}} Come to bleed for me? We've cleared the ants out of most of the ypos!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I should've know better there aren't any vampires goodbye, Willie.
+{{qf|Lisa}} I should've know better there aren't any vampires goodbye, Willie.
-:'''[[Groundskeeper Willie]]:''' Come back, Lassie! We'll find other things ta kill!
+{{qf|Groundskeeper Willie}} Come back, Lassie! We'll find other things ta kill!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Works for me! I bet Principal Skinner's a werewolf!
+{{qf|Bart}} Works for me! I bet Principal Skinner's a werewolf!

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