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:'''Lisa''': I need some candy for our first playdate, but I don't want to come on too strong.
:'''Bart''': M&M's?
:'''Lisa''': Well, if I pick plain she'll think I'm cheap, and if I pick peanut, she may have an allergy. You just killed her, Bart!
:'''Bart''': How about Charleston Chew?
:'''Lisa''': What is this, Brooklyn in the fifties? Don't just say stuff.
:'''Bart''': You asked for my help, then you don't want it.
:'''Apu''': Excuse me, but why not consider an Almond Joy? It looks like you only brought something for yourself, but then you just happen to have two pieces.
:'''Lisa''': Finally, a real suggestion!
:'''Bart''': If she doesn't like coconut, you're screwed!
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:[When Marge forbids Lisa from seeing Juliet]
:'''Lisa''': You can't keep Juliet and me apart! I'll... I'll disobey!
:'''Marge''': I'm Bart Simpson's mother, do you think you've got any tricks I haven't seen. [leaves the room; Lisa climbs out the window and slides down the tree only to land in a laundry basket being held by Marge] Bart Simpson: Age 3.
:[They both go back inside; Bart comes out of a hidden door in the tree dressed up in black]
:'''Bart Simpson''': Age 10. Mhwahahahaha!
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{{Season 20 Q}}

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-{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Why do we have to go to the [[Springfield Recreation Center|Rec Center]]? I wanna play with my friends!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Why do we have to go to the {{ap|Springfield Recreation Center|Lisa the Drama Queen|Rec Center}}? I wanna play with my friends!
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} When you're older, you'll miss these fun activities.
 {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} You're older. Why don't you do these fun activities?

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Burns and the Bees|Take My Life, Please}}
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Why do we have to go to the [[Springfield Recreation Center|Rec Center]]? I wanna play with my friends!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Why do we have to go to the [[Springfield Recreation Center|Rec Center]]? I wanna play with my friends!
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' When you're older, you'll miss these fun activities.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} When you're older, you'll miss these fun activities.
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' You're older. Why don't you do these fun activities?
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} You're older. Why don't you do these fun activities?
-:'''Homer:''' Uh, 'cause no one's making me. Buh-bye.
+{{qf|Homer}} Uh, 'cause no one's making me. Buh-bye.
 ----
-:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]:''' Welcome to Shaolin Kung Fu. Ten thousand years of knowledge will be passed along to those whose parents have signed a permission slip. The rest of you have just purchased very expensive pajamas.
+{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Welcome to Shaolin Kung Fu. Ten thousand years of knowledge will be passed along to those whose parents have signed a permission slip. The rest of you have just purchased very expensive pajamas.
 ----
-:'''Lisa:''' I need some candy for a first playdate, but I don't want to come on too strong.
+{{qf|Lisa}} I need some candy for a first playdate, but I don't want to come on too strong.
-:'''Bart:''' [[M&M's]]?
+{{qf|Bart}} [[M&M's]]?
-:'''Lisa:''' Well... if I pick plain, she'll think I'm cheap, but if I pick peanut, she may have an allergy. You just killed her, Bart!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Well... if I pick plain, she'll think I'm cheap, but if I pick peanut, she may have an allergy. You just killed her, Bart!
-:'''Bart:''' How about {{W|Charleston Chew}}?
+{{qf|Bart}} How about {{W|Charleston Chew}}?
-:'''Lisa:''' What is this, Brooklyn in the '50s? Don't just say stuff.
+{{qf|Lisa}} What is this, Brooklyn in the '50s? Don't just say stuff.
-:'''Bart:''' You ask for my help, then you don't want it.
+{{qf|Bart}} You ask for my help, then you don't want it.
-:'''[[Apu]]:''' Excuse me, but why not consider an [[Almond Joy]]? It looks like you bought something for yourself, but then you just happen to have two pieces.
+{{qf|[[Apu]]}} Excuse me, but why not consider an [[Almond Joy]]? It looks like you bought something for yourself, but then you just happen to have two pieces.
-:'''Lisa:''' Finally, a real suggestion.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Finally, a real suggestion.
-:'''Bart:''' If she doesn't like coconut, you're screwed!
+{{qf|Bart}} If she doesn't like coconut, you're screwed!
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-:'''[[Juliet Hobbes]]:''' So, what do you want to do?
+{{qf|[[Juliet Hobbes]]}} So, what do you want to do?
-:'''Lisa:''' I don't know, it's been so long since I've had a playdate. Not that I couldn't get one if I wanted.
+{{qf|Lisa}} I don't know, it's been so long since I've had a playdate. Not that I couldn't get one if I wanted.
-:'''Juliet:''' My parents bought me a membership card to the [[Springfield Folk Art Museum|Folk Art Museum]].
+{{qf|Juliet}} My parents bought me a membership card to the [[Springfield Folk Art Museum|Folk Art Museum]].
-:'''Lisa:''' Does it get you into special exhibits?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Does it get you into special exhibits?
-:'''Juliet:''' On Wednesdays.
+{{qf|Juliet}} On Wednesdays.
-:'''Lisa:''' ''[gasps]'' That's today!
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[gasps]'' That's today!
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-:'''Lisa:''' Hey, mom, can Juliet sleep over?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Hey, mom, can Juliet sleep over?
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Are your parents okay with that? They've never met us.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Are your parents okay with that? They've never met us.
-:'''Bart:''' We could be murderers.
+{{qf|Bart}} We could be murderers.
-:'''Homer:''' Could've been. If we hadn't had kids.
+{{qf|Homer}} Could've been. If we hadn't had kids.
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-:'''Marge:''' Now remember, Juliet's family is very classy, so be on your best behavior.
+{{qf|Marge}} Now remember, Juliet's family is very classy, so be on your best behavior.
-:'''Homer:''' Use as many big words as possible. I call "computer". Bart, you can have "doorbell".
+{{qf|Homer}} Use as many big words as possible. I call "computer". Bart, you can have "doorbell".
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-:'''[[Professor Hobbes]]:''' Homer, isn't it wonderful that my Juliet and your Lisa have become such fast friends?
+{{qf|[[Professor Hobbes]]}} Homer, isn't it wonderful that my Juliet and your Lisa have become such fast friends?
-:'''Homer:''' Heh, heh. If you say so, M'lord.
+{{qf|Homer}} Heh, heh. If you say so, M'lord.
-:'''[[Mrs. Hobbes]]:''' Dinner's ready!
+{{qf|[[Mrs. Hobbes]]}} Dinner's ready!
-:'''Homer:''' If you'll show me to your bathroom, I'd like to pretend to wash my hands.
+{{qf|Homer}} If you'll show me to your bathroom, I'd like to pretend to wash my hands.
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-:'''Homer:''' Hey, could you take a look at this lump on my back?
+{{qf|Homer}} Hey, could you take a look at this lump on my back?
-:'''Professor Hobbes:''' I'm not that kind of doctor!
+{{qf|Professor Hobbes}} I'm not that kind of doctor!
-:'''Homer:''' Oh, I get it. Here's ten bucks.
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, I get it. Here's ten bucks.
 :''[Professor Hobbes takes the money then looks at Homer's back]''
-:'''Professor Hobbes:''' That's chewing gum.
+{{qf|Professor Hobbes}} That's chewing gum.
-:'''Homer:''' ''[bitter]'' What a racket.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[bitter]'' What a racket.
 {{Season 20|Q}}

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 :'''Bart:''' [[M&M's]]?
 :'''Lisa:''' Well... if I pick plain, she'll think I'm cheap, but if I pick peanut, she may have an allergy. You just killed her, Bart!
-:'''Bart:''' How about [[Charleston Chew]]?
+:'''Bart:''' How about {{W|Charleston Chew}}?
 :'''Lisa:''' What is this, Brooklyn in the '50s? Don't just say stuff.
 :'''Bart:''' You ask for my help, then you don't want it.

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Burns and the Bees|Take My Life, Please}}
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': I need some candy for our first playdate, but I don't want to come on too strong.
+:'''[[Bart]]:''' Why do we have to go to the [[Springfield Recreation Center|Rec Center]]? I wanna play with my friends!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': M&M's?
+:'''[[Homer]]:''' When you're older, you'll miss these fun activities.
-:'''Lisa''': Well, if I pick plain she'll think I'm cheap, and if I pick peanut, she may have an allergy. You just killed her, Bart!
+:'''[[Lisa]]:''' You're older. Why don't you do these fun activities?
-:'''Bart''': How about Charleston Chew?
+:'''Homer:''' Uh, 'cause no one's making me. Buh-bye.
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-:[When [[Marge]] forbids Lisa from seeing [[Juliet Hobbes|Juliet]]]
+:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]:''' Welcome to Shaolin Kung Fu. Ten thousand years of knowledge will be passed along to those whose parents have signed a permission slip. The rest of you have just purchased very expensive pajamas.
 ----
-:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Welcome to Shaolin Kung Fu. Ten thousand years of knowledge will be passed on to those whose parents have signed the permission slip. The rest of you have just purchased very expensive pajamas.
+:'''Lisa:''' I need some candy for a first playdate, but I don't want to come on too strong.
 {{Season 20|Q}}

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+{{TabQ}}
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Burns and the Bees|Take My Life, Please}}
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 :'''Bart Simpson''': Age 10. Mhwahahahaha!
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 :'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Welcome to Shaolin Kung Fu. Ten thousand years of knowledge will be passed on to those whose parents have signed the permission slip. The rest of you have just purchased very expensive pajamas.
-{{Season 20 Q}}
+{{Season 20|Q}}

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 :'''[[Lisa]]''': I need some candy for our first playdate, but I don't want to come on too strong.
 :'''[[Bart]]''': M&M's?
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 :'''Bart''': If she doesn't like coconut, you're screwed!
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-:[When [[Marge]] forbids Lisa from seeing [[Juliet]]]
+:[When [[Marge]] forbids Lisa from seeing [[Juliet Hobbes|Juliet]]]
 :'''Lisa''': You can't keep Juliet and me apart! I'll... I'll disobey!
 :'''Marge''': I'm Bart Simpson's mother, do you think you've got any tricks I haven't seen. [leaves the room; Lisa climbs out the window and slides down the tree only to land in a laundry basket being held by Marge] Bart Simpson: Age 3.
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 :'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Welcome to Shaolin Kung Fu. Ten thousand years of knowledge will be passed on to those whose parents have signed the permission slip. The rest of you have just purchased very expensive pajamas.
 {{Season 20 Q}}