Lisa the Clown/Quotes - Revision history

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:'''[[Bart]]:''' I can't believe we finally get to visit Krusty backstage at his show! That clown is a true original!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Sorry, Bart. I like Krusty, but he's derivative of practically every clown ever!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Mom! Lisa's using the "D" word again!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Lisa, stop upsetting your brother!
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:'''[[Leslie Lucas]]:''' It won't simply be an clown show. It will be an educational clown show! I can see it now! Lisa the CLown! Gender diverse and beloved teacher to all the children of the world!!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Oh. That could be fun...
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:'''[[Sideshow Mel]]:''' Kudos to you, Lisa! You've created a clown show for intellectuals.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I have a great idea for an educational Itchy and Scratchy script, but the animators in Korea don't speak English!
:'''[[Sideshow Mel]]:''' Finally! A practical use for my korean studies minor at Cornell! Stand aside, dear Lisa, and I will translate your story to them.
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:'''[[Krusty]]:''' Sideshow Bob!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Are you here to try to kill me again?
:'''[[Sideshow Bob]]:''' Please, Bart, It's not always about killing you. I have other hobbies, you know.
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:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Yep, that's her all right! Take her back to the big house, boys!
:'''[[Leslie Lucas]]:''' Curses! Your bratty brother has foiled my evil plan!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Evil plan?
:'''[[Leslie Lucas]]:''' I wanted to ruin Krusty's show and crush him the way he crushed me! And I almost got away with it, too!
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' We would have caught her earlier, but it's just so gosh darn hard to tell the difference between a network executive and the criminally insane!

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	{{qf\|Chief Wiggum}} We would have caught her earlier, but it's just so gosh darn hard to tell the difference between a network executive and the criminally insane!		{{qf\|Chief Wiggum}} We would have caught her earlier, but it's just so gosh darn hard to tell the difference between a network executive and the criminally insane!
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-:'''[[Bart]]:''' I can't believe we finally get to visit Krusty backstage at his show! That clown is a true original!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} I can't believe we finally get to visit Krusty backstage at his show! That clown is a true original!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Sorry, Bart. I like Krusty, but he's derivative of practically every clown ever!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Sorry, Bart. I like Krusty, but he's derivative of practically every clown ever!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Mom! Lisa's using the "D" word again!
+{{qf|Bart}} Mom! Lisa's using the "D" word again!
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Lisa, stop upsetting your brother!
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Lisa, stop upsetting your brother!
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-:'''[[Leslie Lucas]]:''' It won't simply be an clown show. It will be an educational clown show! I can see it now! Lisa the CLown! Gender diverse and beloved teacher to all the children of the world!!
+{{qf|[[Leslie Lucas]]}} It won't simply be an clown show. It will be an educational clown show! I can see it now! Lisa the CLown! Gender diverse and beloved teacher to all the children of the world!!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Oh. That could be fun...
+{{qf|Lisa}} Oh. That could be fun...
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-:'''[[Sideshow Mel]]:''' Kudos to you, Lisa! You've created a clown show for intellectuals.
+{{qf|[[Sideshow Mel]]}} Kudos to you, Lisa! You've created a clown show for intellectuals.
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I have a great idea for an educational Itchy and Scratchy script, but the animators in Korea don't speak English!
+{{qf|Lisa}} I have a great idea for an educational Itchy and Scratchy script, but the animators in Korea don't speak English!
-:'''[[Sideshow Mel]]:''' Finally! A practical use for my korean studies minor at Cornell! Stand aside, dear Lisa, and I will translate your story to them.
+{{qf|Sideshow Mel}} Finally! A practical use for my Korean studies minor at Cornell! Stand aside, dear Lisa, and I will translate your story to them.
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-:'''[[Krusty]]:''' Sideshow Bob!
+{{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Sideshow Bob!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Are you here to try to kill me again?
+{{qf|Bart}} Are you here to try to kill me again?
-:'''[[Sideshow Bob]]:''' Please, Bart, It's not always about killing you. I have other hobbies, you know.
+{{qf|Sideshow Bob}} Please, Bart, It's not always about killing you. I have other hobbies, you know.
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-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Yep, that's her all right! Take her back to the big house, boys!
+{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Yep, that's her all right! Take her back to the big house, boys!
-:'''[[Leslie Lucas]]:''' Curses! Your bratty brother has foiled my evil plan!
+{{qf|Leslie Lucas}} Curses! Your bratty brother has foiled my evil plan!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Evil plan?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Evil plan?
-:'''[[Leslie Lucas]]:''' I wanted to ruin Krusty's show and crush him the way he crushed me! And I almost got away with it, too!
+{{qf|Leslie Lucas}} I wanted to ruin Krusty's show and crush him the way he crushed me! And I almost got away with it, too!
-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' We would have caught her earlier, but it's just so gosh darn hard to tell the difference between a network executive and the criminally insane!
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} We would have caught her earlier, but it's just so gosh darn hard to tell the difference between a network executive and the criminally insane!