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 {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} "We won! We won! Unfortunately, since I bet on the other team, we won't be going out for pizza."
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-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[Standing up for Lisa in the locker room]'' I don't want anyone to give her a hard time just because she's different: no jokes, no taunting- ''[spots Uter]'' Look, that kid's got bosoms! Who's got a wet towel? ''[chases Uter, laughing, while whipping a towel at him]'' Come here, you butterball!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[Standing up for Lisa in the locker room]'' I don't want anyone to give her a hard time just because she's different: no jokes, no taunting- ''[spots Üter]'' Look, that kid's got bosoms! Who's got a wet towel? ''[chases Üter, laughing, while whipping a towel at him]'' Come here, you butterball!
-{{qf|[[Uter]]}} Don't make me run, I'm full of chocolate!
+{{qf|[[Üter]]}} Don't make me run, I'm full of chocolate!
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 {{qf|Homer}} Now that we're all alone, Marge, admit it, you like Lisa best.

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 {{TabQ}}
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Bart's Girlfriend|Homer Badman}}
-{{qf|[[Skinner]]}} ''[announcing to students in auditorium) ''Alright, first academic alert. Wiggum, Ralph.
+{{qf|[[Skinner]]}} ''[announcing to students in auditorium.]'' Alright, first academic alert. Wiggum, Ralph.
 {{qf|[[Ralph]]}} I won, I won!
 :''[Ralph happily walks up to receive one.]''

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 {{qf|[[Uter]]}} Don't make me run, I'm full of chocolate!
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-{{qf|Homer}} Now that we’re all alone, Marge, admit it, you like Lisa best.
+{{qf|Homer}} Now that we're all alone, Marge, admit it, you like Lisa best.
 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} No.
-{{qf|Homer}} Oh, so you’re a Bart-woman are you!
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, so you're a Bart-woman are you!
 {{qf|Marge}} No.
-{{qf|Homer}} Well you can’t possible like Maggie best. What has she ever done? Nothin’ for nobody!
+{{qf|Homer}} Well you can't possible like Maggie best. What has she ever done? Nothin' for nobody!
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 {{qf|Marge}} Lisa, your father and I are very concerned about this warning. I really hope you try harder.
-{{qf|Homer}} Whew! That's all of 'em… and I'm so proud you didn't try to forge my name. How about a present, son?
+{{qf|Homer}} Whew! That's all of 'em... and I'm so proud you didn't try to forge my name. How about a present, son?
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Well, I could use a new pair of hockey skates.
 {{qf|Homer}} Done and done.

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 {{qf|Skinner}} Children, the times they are a-becoming quite different. Test scores are at an all-time low, so I've come up with these academic alerts. ''[holds a stack of cards]'' You will receive one as soon as your grades start to slip in any subject. This wayour parents won't have to wait until report card time to punish you.
 {{qf|[[Martin]]}} How innovative. I like it!
-{{qf|[[Kearney]]}} Hey Dolph, take a memo on your Newton: beat up Martin. ''[Dolph writes "Beat up Martin" which the Newton translates as "Eat up Martha"]'' Bah! ''[throws Newton]''
+{{qf|[[Kearney]]}} Hey [[Dolph]], take a memo on your Newton: beat up Martin. ''[Dolph writes "Beat up Martin" which the Newton translates as "Eat up Martha"]'' Bah! ''[throws Newton]''
+{{qf|Martin}} ''[being bonked on the head]'' Ow!
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 {{qf|Gym Teacher}} Tell you what, Simpson: I won't fail you if you join one of those peewee teams outside the school.
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 {{qf|Lisa}} Aaaaah!
 :''[Homer and Bart start laughing again and pointing at Lisa.]''
-{{qf|Homer}} (To Marge, quickly) With her.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[to Marge, quickly]'' With her.
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 {{qf|Apu}} We're having our best season ever. And I would like to say that it is because of teamwork...gee, who am I kidding, huh? It's all because of Lisa.
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 {{qf|Bart}} ''[gasps]'' Mr. Honeybunny! You inhuman monster.
 {{qf|Lisa}} You want a piece of me?
 :''[They start slugging each other.]''
 {{qf|Apu}} ''[pulls them apart]'' Hey. Hey! Stop it, stop it! Conserve your precious hatred for the game.
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 :''[Bart and Lisa suddenly have flashbacks of caring for each other as toddlers, and decide to let the game end in a tie.]''
 {{qf|Bart}} Great game, Lis'.
 {{qf|Lisa}} Great game, Bart.

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 {{TabQ}}
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Bart's Girlfriend|Homer Badman}}
 '''[[Skinner]]''': ''(Announcing to students in auditorium) ''Alright, first academic alert. Wiggum, Ralph.
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 '''Ralph''': Me fail English? That's unpossible!
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 '''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': "We won! We won! Unfortunately, since I bet on the other team, we won't be going out for pizza."
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 '''[[Homer]]''': ''(Standing up for Lisa in the locker room)'' I don't want anyone to give her a hard time just because she's different: no jokes, no taunting- ''(spots [[Uter]])'' Look, that kid's got bosoms! Who's got a wet towel? ''(chases Uter, laughing, while whipping a towel at him)'' Come here, you butterball!
 '''Uter''': Don't make me run, I'm full of chocolate!

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Bart's Girlfriend|Homer Badman}}
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 Snake: Those kids are, like, so sweet. [sobs] If only they had peewee hockey when I was a lad. [sniffs] Oh well. [grabs a crowbar and rips seats apart]
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 '''[[Skinner]]''': ''(Announcing to students in auditorium) ''Alright, first academic alert. Wiggum, Ralph.