Lisa Simpson's Toot Suite/Quotes - Revision history

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:'''[[Homer]]:''' Lisa, what's wrong with your saxamophone?
:'''[[Marge]]:''' It sounds like when Moe opened that awful "strangle your own" goose" Christmas farm.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I dropped it and bent the mouthpiece. Can I have some money to replace it?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Sorry, sweetie, all of the family's money is tied up in daddy's new investment plan.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' You mean all those boxes of moustache wax you bought?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' We're going to make a fortune?
:'''[[Marge]]:''' The only person who bought a case was Ned Flanders. And that's because he felt sorry for you!
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Excuse me, do you have saxophone mouth-piece I could put on layaway?
:'''[[Mr. Largo]]:''' No we don't SCRAM!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Mr. Largo? You work here?
:'''[[Jer]]:''' Not anymore he doesn't! Dewey, that was your last warning! You're fired!
:'''[[Mr. Largo]]:''' Fine! No one could stand working here!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' How bad could it be? You're surrounded by people who love music all day.
:'''[[Mr. Largo]]:''' Oh yeah? I'd like yo see you try it!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I'd be happy to!
:'''[[Jer]]:''' You're hired! Get your parents to sign a waiver saying they'll let you work here, and you can start after school tomorrow!
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:'''[[Moe]]:''' Oh hey, ain't you Homer's kid, Liesel?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Lisa!
:'''[[Moe]]:''' Whatever! Let me see that tuba and kettle drum up there!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' [PANT!] [GASP!] There you go! Did you want to play them?
:'''[[Moe]]:''' Nah! I just like getting people to lift heavy things for me! It cheers me up to see other people stuggling like I do with my crippling sadness.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' When I'm feeling down, playing the blues always helps me.
:'''[[Moe]]:''' Naw! I'm a booze man, not a blues man! :'''[[Moe]]:''' But hey could you show me that big xylophone on the top shelf there?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' [SIGH!]
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Oh, hi, Janey, how's that french horn I sold you yesterday wokring out?
:'''[[Janey]]:''' I think it make me look fat! What's the cutest instrument you've got?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I'm sorry?
:'''[[Janey]]:''' I just want someting that the boys in school will like!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Music isn't about vanity! It's about expressing what's on the inside! It's the language of the soul! Here's a piccolo. The name is adorable.
:'''[[Janey]]:''' I'll take it!
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' ...so you see my problem.
:'''[[Ned]]:''' Yes, but--
:'''[[Homer]]:''' You don't wnat Marge and me to break up, do you?
:'''[[Ned]]:''' Heavens no, it's just that... ...how does this help again?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' When I go to kiss Marge, I see you. So if you look like Marge, that might make it okay. I'll just need you to dress like this for a week or two, tops!
:'''[[Ned]]:''' Sorry, Homer being a good neighbor only goes so far! You're just going to have to figure this out on you own.
:'''[[Todd]]:''' Why can daddy dress up like Mrs. Simpson, but when I dress up like mommy, we always have to have long talk?

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	{{qf\|Ned}} Sorry, Homer being a good neighbor only goes so far! You're just going to have to figure this out on you own.		{{qf\|Ned}} Sorry, Homer being a good neighbor only goes so far! You're just going to have to figure this out on you own.
	{{qf\|[[Todd Flanders]]}} Why can daddy dress up like Mrs. Simpson, but when I dress up like mommy, we always have to have long talk?		{{qf\|[[Todd Flanders]]}} Why can daddy dress up like Mrs. Simpson, but when I dress up like mommy, we always have to have long talk?
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-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Lisa, what's wrong with your saxamophone?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Lisa, what's wrong with your saxamophone?
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' It sounds like when Moe opened that awful "strangle your own" goose" Christmas farm.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} It sounds like when Moe opened that awful "strangle your own" goose" Christmas farm.
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I dropped it and bent the mouthpiece. Can I have some money to replace it?
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I dropped it and bent the mouthpiece. Can I have some money to replace it?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Sorry, sweetie, all of the family's money is tied up in daddy's new investment plan.
+{{qf|Homer}} Sorry, sweetie, all of the family's money is tied up in daddy's new investment plan.
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' You mean all those boxes of moustache wax you bought?
+{{qf|Marge}} You mean all those boxes of moustache wax you bought?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' We're going to make a fortune?
+{{qf|Homer}} We're going to make a fortune?
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' The only person who bought a case was Ned Flanders. And that's because he felt sorry for you!
+{{qf|Marge}} The only person who bought a case was Ned Flanders. And that's because he felt sorry for you!
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Excuse me, do you have saxophone mouth-piece I could put on layaway?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Excuse me, do you have saxophone mouth-piece I could put on layaway?
-:'''[[Mr. Largo]]:''' No we don't SCRAM!
+{{qf|[[Mr. Largo]]}} No we don't SCRAM!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Mr. Largo? You work here?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Mr. Largo? You work here?
-:'''[[Jer]]:''' Not anymore he doesn't! Dewey, that was your last warning! You're fired!
+{{qf|[[Jer]]}} Not anymore he doesn't! Dewey, that was your last warning! You're fired!
-:'''[[Mr. Largo]]:''' Fine! No one could stand working here!
+{{qf|Mr. Largo}} Fine! No one could stand working here!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' How bad could it be? You're surrounded by people who love music all day.
+{{qf|Lisa}} How bad could it be? You're surrounded by people who love music all day.
-:'''[[Mr. Largo]]:''' Oh yeah? I'd like yo see you try it!
+{{qf|Mr. Largo}} Oh yeah? I'd like yo see you try it!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I'd be happy to!
+{{qf|Lisa}} I'd be happy to!
-:'''[[Jer]]:''' You're hired! Get your parents to sign a waiver saying they'll let you work here, and you can start after school tomorrow!
+{{qf|Jer}} You're hired! Get your parents to sign a waiver saying they'll let you work here, and you can start after school tomorrow!
 ----
-:'''[[Moe]]:''' Oh hey, ain't you Homer's kid, Liesel?
+{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Oh hey, ain't you Homer's kid, Liesel?
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Lisa!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Lisa!
-:'''[[Moe]]:''' Whatever! Let me see that tuba and kettle drum up there!
+{{qf|Moe}} Whatever! Let me see that tuba and kettle drum up there!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' [PANT!] [GASP!] There you go! Did you want to play them?
+{{qf|Lisa}} [PANT!] [GASP!] There you go! Did you want to play them?
-:'''[[Moe]]:''' Nah! I just like getting people to lift heavy things for me! It cheers me up to see other people stuggling like I do with my crippling sadness.
+{{qf|Moe}} Nah! I just like getting people to lift heavy things for me! It cheers me up to see other people struggling like I do with my crippling sadness.
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' When I'm feeling down, playing the blues always helps me.
+{{qf|Lisa}} When I'm feeling down, playing the blues always helps me.
-:'''[[Moe]]:''' Naw! I'm a booze man, not a blues man! But hey, could you show me that big xylophone on the top shelf there?
+{{qf|Moe}} Naw! I'm a booze man, not a blues man! But hey, could you show me that big xylophone on the top shelf there?
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' [SIGH!]
+{{qf|Lisa}} [SIGH!]
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Oh, hi, Janey, how's that French horn I sold you yesterday working out?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Oh, hi, Janey, how's that French horn I sold you yesterday working out?
-:'''[[Janey]]:''' I think it makes me look fat! What's the cutest instrument you've got?
+{{qf|[[Janey Powell]]}} I think it makes me look fat! What's the cutest instrument you've got?
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I'm sorry?
+{{qf|Lisa}} I'm sorry?
-:'''[[Janey]]:''' I just want someting that the boys in school will like!
+{{qf|Janey}} I just want something that the boys in school will like!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Music isn't about vanity! It's about expressing what's on the inside! It's the language of the soul! Here's a piccolo. The name is adorable.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Music isn't about vanity! It's about expressing what's on the inside! It's the language of the soul! Here's a piccolo. The name is adorable.
-:'''[[Janey]]:''' I'll take it!
+{{qf|Janey}} I'll take it!
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' ...so you see my problem.
+{{qf|Homer}} ...so you see my problem.
-:'''[[Ned]]:''' Yes, but--
+{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Yes, but--
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' You don't want Marge and me to break up, do you?
+{{qf|Homer}} You don't want Marge and me to break up, do you?
-:'''[[Ned]]:''' Heavens no, it's just that... ...how does this help again?
+{{qf|Ned}} Heavens no, it's just that... ...how does this help again?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' When I go to kiss Marge, I see you. So if you look like Marge, that might make it okay. I'll just need you to dress like this for a week or two, tops!
+{{qf|Homer}} When I go to kiss Marge, I see you. So if you look like Marge, that might make it okay. I'll just need you to dress like this for a week or two, tops!
-:'''[[Ned]]:''' Sorry, Homer being a good neighbor only goes so far! You're just going to have to figure this out on you own.
+{{qf|Ned}} Sorry, Homer being a good neighbor only goes so far! You're just going to have to figure this out on you own.
-:'''[[Todd]]:''' Why can daddy dress up like Mrs. Simpson, but when I dress up like mommy, we always have to have long talk?
+{{qf|[[Todd Flanders]]}} Why can daddy dress up like Mrs. Simpson, but when I dress up like mommy, we always have to have long talk?