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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Cut me off? I cut you off!
{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} He didn't cut you off, he's just driving!
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{{qf|{{ap|Annette|therapist}}}} Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, as you know, Lisa has been feeling a lack of control, which feeds her generalized anxiety.
{{qf|[[Marge]]}} I know, I know. It's getting worse. Her twitch jumped eyes. She used to be a righty. Where will it jump next?
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{{qf|Homer}} [[Lenny]] thinks I drive cool. Everything is always my fault. Well, two can play at that game. I say you're a terrible driver. I'm much faster than you.
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{{qf|Lisa}} I don't want to drive. Just put me back on the pills. No wait, no pills. They make me feel nothing. But my room has never been cleaner. But I never laugh. But there's a calm in that. But the sound of the grass growing is loud!
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{{qf|Marge}} Oh! Doctor, you cured her.
{{qf|Annette}} We don't like to use the word "cure." But I'm okay with "miracle."
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{{qf|Lisa}} I can't wait to get out there. For me, it's not about winning or losing, it's about control. I used to be this big bundle of worry and anxiety, but on the track, the world is going so fast, yet I am in complete command. The stillness at the center of power. I feel it everywhere.
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{{qf|[[Chester Arborday]]}} Lisa is very good at her job of driving around and around. Her unshakable demeanor has everyone asking where did this fearless phenom come from? Is she the scion of a Greek shipping magnate? Or the scion of a Dutch shipping magnate? Just what nationality of magnate is she the scion of? The truth is she's from an obscure racing backwater called-- and I hope I'm pronouncing this correctly-- America.
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{{qf|[[Paolo Paoletti]]}} America is such a wonderfully disgusting country. All the guns and the billhillies, And all of the television shows about [[Chicago]]. The fire, the police, the man bear who makes the beef sandwich. Oh, Paolo love. Boof.
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{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Even though these kids are impossibly wealthy, I think they'll fit right in.
{{qf|Chester Arborday}} They didn't.
{{qf|Principal Skinner}} How do you know? It hasn't happened yet.
{{qf|Chester Arborday}} But then it did.
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{{qf|Paolo Paoletti}} What is this?
{{qf|[[Lunchlady Dora]]}} Beanie weenies.
{{qf|Paolo Paoletti}} Why do you hate my mouth?
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{{qf|Marge}} My girl's first international go-kart race. Did you put on sunblock?
{{qf|Lisa}} I'm in a fireproof suit.
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{{qf|Homer}} Oh, my god, look how fast she's going.
{{qf|Marge}} I'm not concerned in the least.
{{qf|Homer}} And me am concerned in the most.
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{{qf|Homer}} It's-a me, Wario! It's all my fault! Wah!
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{{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Excuse me, signor spaghetti, there's somebody at the door. He's not on the list and he claims to be the principal.
{{qf|Principal Skinner}} I am the principal.
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{{qf|Homer}} I can't let you go. Racing is too dangerous.
{{qf|Lisa}} Dad, it's fine.
{{qf|Homer}} But I had a dream last night that I was Wario and I bombed you off of Rainbow Road into oblivion.
{{qf|Lisa}} I'm not in danger just because you dreamed A bunch of crazy stuff from ''Mario Kart''.
{{qf|Homer}} What's ''Mario Kart''?
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{{qf|Paolo Paoletti}} Aw, Bart. You remember that Paolo likes gelato after I told you over and over that I like gelato. You are my fratello from another mamma mia.
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{{qf|Bart}} You're not watching the race?
{{qf|Homer}} I'm too worried about Lisa. My only daughter...
{{qf|Bart}} Uh, there's [[Maggie]].
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{{qf|Lisa}} Okay, missing a wheel, no brakes, still in control. Okay, now I'm not in control, but still calm. Wow, I have a great therapist.
{{qf|Annette}} She's gonna die!

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 {{qf|Lisa}} I can't wait to get out there. For me, it's not about winning or losing, it's about control. I used to be this big bundle of worry and anxiety, but on the track, the world is going so fast, yet I am in complete command. The stillness at the center of power. I feel it everywhere.
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-{{qf|[[Chester Arborday]]}} Lisa is very good at her job of driving around and around. Her unshakable demeanor has everyone asking where did this fearless phenom come from? Is she the scion of a Greek shipping magnate? Or the scion of a Dutch shipping magnate? Just what nationality of magnate is she the scion of? The truth is she's from an obscure racing backwater called-- and I hope I'm pronouncing this correctly-- America.
+{{qf|[[Chester Arborday]]}} Lisa is very good at her job of driving around and around. Her unshakable demeanor has everyone asking where did this fearless phenom come from? Is she the scion of a Greek shipping magnate? Or the scion of a Dutch shipping magnate? Just what nationality of magnate is she the scion of? The truth is she's from an obscure racing backwater called—and I hope I'm pronouncing this correctly—America.
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 {{qf|[[Paolo Paoletti]]}} America is such a wonderfully disgusting country. All the guns and the billhillies, And all of the television shows about [[Chicago]]. The fire, the police, the man bear who makes the beef sandwich. Oh, Paolo love. Boof.

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