Lisa's Wedding/Quotes - Revision history

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SolarBot at 19:35, August 27, 2012

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Tipota at 11:15, November 27, 2010

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Gran2 at 13:05, September 5, 2010

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Bshardy at 04:08, August 8, 2010

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USN1977 at 02:15, June 28, 2010

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Bshardy at 03:54, June 23, 2010

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|A Star Is Burns|Two Dozen and One Greyhounds}}
-:'''[[Ned Flanders]]:''' 'Zounds, I did thee mightily smite-ly. "'Zounds" is a renaissance English word, short for "God's Wounds." But uh, "smite-ly," that's pure Flanders!
+{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} 'Zounds, I did thee mightily smite-ly. "'Zounds" is a renaissance English word, short for "God's Wounds." But uh, "smite-ly," that's pure Flanders!
 ----
-:'''[[Lunchlady Doris]]:''' Yon meat 'tis sweet as summer's wafting breeze.
+{{qf|[[Lunchlady Doris]]}} Yon meat 'tis sweet as summer's wafting breeze.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Can I have some?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Can I have some?
-:'''Doris:''' Mine ears are open only to the pleas of those who speak ye old English.
+{{qf|Doris}} Mine ears are open only to the pleas of those who speak ye old English.
-:'''Homer:''' Sweet maiden of the spit, grant now my boon, that I mightst sup on suckling pig this noon.
+{{qf|Homer}} Sweet maiden of the spit, grant now my boon, that I mightst sup on suckling pig this noon.
-:'''Doris:''' Whatever.
+{{qf|Doris}} Whatever.
 ----
-:'''[[Hugh Parkfield]]:''' I can't believe how much we have in common. We're both studying the environment, we're both utterly humorless about our vegetarianism, and we both love [[the Rolling Stones]].
+{{qf|[[Hugh Parkfield]]}} I can't believe how much we have in common. We're both studying the environment, we're both utterly humorless about our vegetarianism, and we both love [[the Rolling Stones]].
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Yes, not for their music, but for their tireless efforts to preserve historic buildings.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Yes, not for their music, but for their tireless efforts to preserve historic buildings.
 ----
-:'''Lisa:''' And I love that painting. Judging by the clothes, I'd say seventeenth century.
+{{qf|Lisa}} And I love that painting. Judging by the clothes, I'd say seventeenth century.
-:'''[[Mrs. Parkfield]]:''' Actually, Lisa, it's just uncle Eldred.
+{{qf|[[Mrs. Parkfield]]}} Actually, Lisa, it's just uncle Eldred.
-:'''[[Uncle Eldred]]:''' I get me brain medicines from the National 'Ealth.
+{{qf|[[Uncle Eldred]]}} I get me brain medicines from the National 'Ealth.
 ----
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homer, don't take this personally, but I've obtained a court order to prevent you from planning this wedding.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, don't take this personally, but I've obtained a court order to prevent you from planning this wedding.
 ----
-:'''[[Smithers]]:''' Oh, [[Mr. Burns]], we'll thaw you out the second they discover the cure for seventeen stab wounds in the back. How're we doing, boys?
+{{qf|[[Smithers]]}} Oh, [[Mr. Burns]], we'll thaw you out the second they discover the cure for seventeen stab wounds in the back. How're we doing, boys?
-:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Well, we're up to fifteen!
+{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Well, we're up to fifteen!
 ----
-:'''Hugh:''' Lisa, darling, don't worry. I'm sure I'll get along with your family. You've so thoroughly prepared me for the worst, as long as they're not squatting in a ditch poking berries up their noses...
+{{qf|Hugh}} Lisa, darling, don't worry. I'm sure I'll get along with your family. You've so thoroughly prepared me for the worst, as long as they're not squatting in a ditch poking berries up their noses...
-:'''Lisa:''' And if they are?
+{{qf|Lisa}} And if they are?
 ----
-:'''Homer:''' You can be the first to try out the new guest bedroom I built. Remember, if the building inspector comes by, it's not a room, it's a window box.
+{{qf|Homer}} You can be the first to try out the new guest bedroom I built. Remember, if the building inspector comes by, it's not a room, it's a window box.
 ----
-:'''Homer:''' So, Hugh. Have you heard all the latest American jokes? Uh, here's a good one. Pull my finger.
+{{qf|Homer}} So, Hugh. Have you heard all the latest American jokes? Uh, here's a good one. Pull my finger.
-:'''Hugh:''' Yes, we have that one in England too, Mr. Simpson.
+{{qf|Hugh}} Yes, we have that one in England too, Mr. Simpson.
-:'''Homer:''' I said, pull my finger.
+{{qf|Homer}} I said, pull my finger.
 ----
-:'''Marge:''' You know, Fox turned into a hard-core sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice.
+{{qf|Marge}} You know, Fox turned into a hard-core sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice.
 ----
-:'''Lisa:''' I'm sorry I left you alone with Homer and Bart.
+{{qf|Lisa}} I'm sorry I left you alone with Homer and Bart.
-:'''Hugh:''' No, no, honey. We had a fine time.
+{{qf|Hugh}} No, no, honey. We had a fine time.
-:'''Lisa:''' How did you get that gash on your forehead?
+{{qf|Lisa}} How did you get that gash on your forehead?
-:'''Hugh:''' Oh, that was when we hid in the dumpster after the fire alarm went off in the pornographic magazine warehouse.
+{{qf|Hugh}} Oh, that was when we hid in the dumpster after the fire alarm went off in the pornographic magazine warehouse.
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Wow, Lisa. Looking at you makes me want to get married for a third time. I met a really nice exotic dancer the other night at Hugh's bachelor party.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Wow, Lisa. Looking at you makes me want to get married for a third time. I met a really nice exotic dancer the other night at Hugh's bachelor party.
-:'''Lisa:''' Hugh didn't have a bachelor party.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Hugh didn't have a bachelor party.
-:'''Bart:''' We had one in his honor. I had one in his honor. I went to a strip club.
+{{qf|Bart}} We had one in his honor. I had one in his honor. I went to a strip club.
 ----
-:'''Homer:''' Lisa, Lisa! Where were you!? You missed the most incredible thing!
+{{qf|Homer}} Lisa, Lisa! Where were you!? You missed the most incredible thing!
-:'''Lisa:''' Hi, Dad.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Hi, Dad.
-:'''Homer:''' I ate seven pounds of fudge!
+{{qf|Homer}} I ate seven pounds of fudge!
-:'''Lisa:''' Wow!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Wow!
-:'''Homer:''' The man at the stand said it was a record!
+{{qf|Homer}} The man at the stand said it was a record!
-:'''Lisa:''' Wow. What else did you do, Dad?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Wow. What else did you do, Dad?
-:'''Homer:''' I rode the teacups! Then I got a little sick and I had to sit down. But then I rode 'em again!
+{{qf|Homer}} I rode the teacups! Then I got a little sick and I had to sit down. But then I rode 'em again!
 {{Season 6|Q}}

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 :'''[[Marge]]:''' Homer, don't take this personally, but I've obtained a court order to prevent you from planning this wedding.
 ----
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers, Jr.]]:''' Oh, Mr. Burns, we'll thaw you out the second they discover the cure for seventeen stab wounds in the back. How're we doing, boys?
+:'''[[Smithers]]:''' Oh, [[Mr. Burns]], we'll thaw you out the second they discover the cure for seventeen stab wounds in the back. How're we doing, boys?
 :'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Well, we're up to fifteen!
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 :'''Hugh:''' Oh, that was when we hid in the dumpster after the fire alarm went off in the pornographic magazine warehouse.
 ----
-:'''Bart:''' Wow, Lisa. Looking at you makes me want to get married for a third time. I met a really nice exotic dancer the other night at Hugh's bachelor party.
+:'''[[Bart]]:''' Wow, Lisa. Looking at you makes me want to get married for a third time. I met a really nice exotic dancer the other night at Hugh's bachelor party.
 :'''Lisa:''' Hugh didn't have a bachelor party.
 :'''Bart:''' We had one in his honor. I had one in his honor. I went to a strip club.

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|A Star Is Burns|Two Dozen and One Greyhounds}}
-:''[Lisa and Hugh get a ride in a taxi from the Otto Cab Company, driven by Joe Quimby, whose corruption has finally caught up to him as he has been kicked out of office]''
+:'''[[Ned Flanders]]:''' 'Zounds, I did thee mightily smite-ly. "'Zounds" is a renaissance English word, short for "God's Wounds." But uh, "smite-ly," that's pure Flanders!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Hey, I remember you! Mayor Quimby, right?
+----
-:'''[[Mayor Quimby]]''': I, uh, er, uh, uh, no. Look at this licence: Mohammed Jafar.
+:'''[[Lunchlady Doris]]:''' Yon meat 'tis sweet as summer's wafting breeze.
-:''[Quimby's transistor goes off and he answers it. Otto Man, now with short hair and wearing a business suit, is on other end]''
+:'''[[Homer]]:''' Can I have some?
-:'''[[Otto]]''': Quimby, after this fare, get your indicted ass out to the convention center.
+:'''Doris:''' Mine ears are open only to the pleas of those who speak ye old English.
-:'''Quimby''': [''to himself''] I cut the ribbon at that convention center.
+:'''Homer:''' Sweet maiden of the spit, grant now my boon, that I mightst sup on suckling pig this noon.
 {{Season 6|Q}}

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+{{TabQ}}
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 :'''Quimby''': [''to himself''] I cut the ribbon at that convention center.
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 :'''[[Lisa]]''': Hey, I remember you! Mayor Quimby, right?
 :'''[[Mayor Quimby]]''': I, uh, er, uh, uh, no. Look at this licence: Mohammed Jafar.
-:''[Quimby's transistor goes off and he answers it. Otto Mann, now with short hair and wearing a business suit, is on other end]''
+:''[Quimby's transistor goes off and he answers it. Otto Man, now with short hair and wearing a business suit, is on other end]''
 :'''[[Otto]]''': Quimby, after this fare, get your indicted ass out to the convention center.
 :'''Quimby''': [''to himself''] I cut the ribbon at that convention center.

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-:''Lisa and Hugh get a ride in a taxi from the Otto Cab Company, driven by Joseph Quimby, who corruption has finally caught up to him as he has been kicked out of office''
+{{TabQ
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Hey! You are Mayor Quimby!
+|episode=Lisa's Wedding
-:'''[[Mayor Quimby]]''': No! Look at my commercial license. My name is Mohammed Jafar!
+}}
-:''Quimby's transistor goes off and he answers it. Otto Mann, now with short hair and wearing a business suit, is on other end''
+:''[Lisa and Hugh get a ride in a taxi from the Otto Cab Company, driven by Joe Quimby, whose corruption has finally caught up to him as he has been kicked out of office]''
-:'''[[Otto]]''': Quimby, following this fare get your indicted rear end over to the Industrial Expo!
+:'''[[Lisa]]''': Hey, I remember you! Mayor Quimby, right?
-:'''Quimby'''{bitterly}: I cut the ribbon at that exposition.
+:'''[[Mayor Quimby]]''': I, uh, er, uh, uh, no. Look at this licence: Mohammed Jafar.
+:''[Quimby's transistor goes off and he answers it. Otto Mann, now with short hair and wearing a business suit, is on other end]''
-:{{Season 6 Q}}
+:'''[[Otto]]''': Quimby, after this fare, get your indicted ass out to the convention center.
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 :''Lisa and Hugh get a ride in a taxi from the Otto Cab Company, driven by Joseph Quimby, who corruption has finally caught up to him as he has been kicked out of office''
-:'''Lisa''': Hey! You are Mayor Quimby!
+:[[Lisa]]: Hey! You are Mayor Quimby!
-:'''Quimby''': No! Look at my commercial license. My name is Mohammed Jafar!
+:[[Mayor Quimby]]: No! Look at my commercial license. My name is Mohammed Jafar!
 :''Quimby's transistor goes off and he answers it. Otto Mann, now with short hair and wearing a business suit, is on other end''
-:'''Otto Mann''': Quimby, following this fare get your indicted rear end over to the Industrial Expo!
+:[[Otto Mann]]: Quimby, following this fare get your indicted rear end over to the Industrial Expo!
-:'''Quimby'''{bitterly}: I cut the ribbon at that exposition.
+:'''Quimby{bitterly}''': I cut the ribbon at that exposition.
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+:
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